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Charlie Mopps

The Official Myspace Page of...the man who invented beer beer beer beer...

About Me

You all voted, and it is official...Guinness is the official beer of the Charlie Mopps Fan Club. Stay tuned for information on the first beer tasting event hosted by Charlie Mopps himself.
Sláinte, I am Charlie Mopps, and I have dedicated my life to beer. I created this profile to unite all of you beer drinkers so that we can talk about.....beer.
I guess my life can pretty much be summed up by this song:
A long time ago, way back in history When all there was to drink was nothing but cups of tea Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hopps
(Chorus) He might have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king And to his praises we shall always sing Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer Our lord bless Charlie Mopps, the man who invented beer beer beer beer...
Jury's Pub, the Clancy's Bar, the Hole in the Wall as well one thing you can be sure of, it's Charlie's beer they sell so come on all ye lucky lads at eleven O'clock she stop for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mopps 1 2 3 4 5
Chorus
a bushel of hops, A barrel of malt, you stir it around with a stick, the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight and 1/8 a pint and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5
Chorus
This page is intended for beer drinkers of legal age, and do not drive drunk. Had to say that unfortunately.

My Interests

beer.

I'd like to meet:

beer lovers like you all.

Music:

Drinking songs. I'd like to know them all, so if you know a good one, send it to me.

Movies:

beer.

Television:

beer.

Books:

beer.

Heroes:

The multitude of beer fans that spans the globe.

My Blog

Beer Joke of the Day #8

An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing.  So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand...
Posted by Charlie Mopps on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:18:00 PST

Beer Joke of the Day #7

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... 'What did you ...
Posted by Charlie Mopps on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

Beer Joke of the Day #6

A man in Dublin, Mickey, called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Mickey, sure is true." re...
Posted by Charlie Mopps on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

Charlie Mopps loves Guinness Extra Stout

The time is now 6:50AM...time to stop me drinking for the night.  I will miss my Guinness while I sleep.  Slainte all, and keep the beer flowin'!~Charlie Mopps
Posted by Charlie Mopps on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

Beer Joke of the day #5

Beer Troubleshooting:SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bl...
Posted by Charlie Mopps on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:29:00 PST

Beer Joke of the Day #4

Q.What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?A. A violin is a fiddle that doesn't smell like beer yet.
Posted by Charlie Mopps on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:35:00 PST

Beer Joke of the day .3

Two Irishmen were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.The Irishmen thought about it and one shouted out,"I ...
Posted by Charlie Mopps on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:30:00 PST

Beer Joke of the Day .2

John O'Malley hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home ...
Posted by Charlie Mopps on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:15:00 PST

Beer joke of the Day .1

..>..>..>A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here ...
Posted by Charlie Mopps on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:36:00 PST

Sláinte....it's Irish for Cheers!

Sláinte all!  Charlie mopps would like to know how many of ya would be interested in a beer tasting!  Of course you're not supposed to drink the beer, but we do at our tastings.  Send ...
Posted by Charlie Mopps on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST