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About Me

im johnny, i love my music and it keeps me stable as a drunk on rollerskates,i suppose my humour can be quirky sometimes or plain silly! i enjoy making people laugh, spread the madness i say! im generally up for anything so weird stuff happens to me all the time! you wanna know more about ask away, just here for a laugh is all. now you may all continue spinning and twirling around to your hearts content!..
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My Interests

music, going drinking with my friends,the mighty tottenham hotspurs, and of course weird wonderful girls
Johnny Bones http://seekerofbeers.bebo.com/

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet other lunatics and strange folk to laugh with and talk weird thoughts with. also long distance drunk walkers like myself
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

i love metal!! music i likes are tool, marilyn manson, trivium and killswitch engage,dragonforce,acdc,thin lizzy,hamerfall,motorhead,glc,the zutons,ozzy,papa roach,funeral for a friend ,korn,iced earth, soad,in flames,horslips,the editors,slayer,fear factory,republic of loose,inme,foo fighters,slipknot,drowning pool,killers,weezer,ash,the hives,emperor,jimmy eat world,new found glory,the clash,muse,incubus,wilt,rammestein,american head charge, soulfly, tenacious d,blink 182,coheed and cambria,rage against the machine, static x,bullet for my valentine, yngwe malmstein jimi hendrix, the pixies,sex pistols,kings of leon, guns n roses, velvet revolver, nirvana,metallica(the old stuff),q.o.t.s.a,block party,bellx1,electric six.interpol,snow patrol,mudvayne,loadsa other ones who escape my mind at this moment in time

Movies:

300,shaun of the dead,anchorman,talladega nights,team america,saw,princess bride,the thing,apocalypto, aw feck thers too many i like comedys and horrors cos theyre the same really!!

Television:

MONTY PYHTON, father ted,south park,family guy,,my name is earl,BLACK BOOKS, red dwarf,takeshis castle,green wing,shameless,futurama lost(i just wanna know how it ends!!) and prison break

Books:

terry pratchett, and david gemmail, raymond e feist stephen king,james patterson,neil gaimen,terry brooks, terry goodkind,christoper brookmyre,fantasy really

My Blog

the drunken bet

yes the bet made while intoxicated is as follows no shaving till the 22nd of january.......................its been ten days and i look homeless already!...
Posted by homeless johnny bones on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:36:00 PST

theres always something

the weekend.............there is consistantly something always on EVERY WEEKEND that has to be gone to or watch with beer in hand/wellington/spagetthi holder(delete as applicable) this i feel is the c...
Posted by homeless johnny bones on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:32:00 PST

while ive been gone

just a catch up, i got back with my liz she moved in with me ive been made permanent at work and i love my beers
Posted by homeless johnny bones on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:03:00 PST

shotguns and leinster teddies

em finished work at 10 friday and stayed in!! went to work sat mornin! then comes the good stuff..............go pub at 2 and ave a few before watchin munster beat glouster about the place get food av...
Posted by homeless johnny bones on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST

barnsley part 2 random bits

on to sunday er pints pint pints watchin matches on the t.v meetin more of my local friends hey its johnny they shouted woo get him a pint!!! oh ya they had a drink promotion a t-shirt if you get 4pin...
Posted by homeless johnny bones on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:49:00 PST

barnsley blog part 1

wooo oh what fun we had from the portions i remember lol friday drank about 20pints and that was before 7pm, got so drunk could bearly speak so went back to the hotel felt better and went to the ...
Posted by homeless johnny bones on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:44:00 PST

hihooooooooooo

awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wooo i go
Posted by homeless johnny bones on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:16:00 PST

my weekend in words..........

where to begin??? 12:30 saturday prolly, go pub watch ireland go lose to wales, then a while later decide a crate of heineken at robins sounds good and pro evo lessons for robin kicke...
Posted by homeless johnny bones on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:41:00 PST

this sums it all up

Into My ArmsI don't believe in an interventionist God But I know, darling, that you do But if I did I would kneel down and ask Him Not to intervene when it came to you Not to touch a hair on your head...
Posted by homeless johnny bones on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:00:00 PST

for the times you feel.............

"Weak and Powerless"Tilling my own grave to keep me levelJam another dragon down the holeDigging to the rhythm and the echo of a solitary sirenOne that pushes me along and leaves me soDesperate and Ra...
Posted by homeless johnny bones on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:06:00 PST