Dumpy, bald, slut magnet...
Skateboarding, whiskey swilling, playing music, sleeping late, Taco Bell, Tall Cans, cutoffs & half-shirts, my kids, talking shit, pissing off my baby mamma, any criminal behavior...
People who want to give me money or buy my record... Holy Rolemodel
Johnny Guitar Watson, The Faction, The Dwarves, Samiam, Social Distortion, Waylon Jennings, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, 2Pac, Bad Religion, Eminem, Jaw Breaker, The Cure, Megadeth, Too Short, AMG, Second 2 None, DJ Quick, Anal Cunt, Jets to Brazil, Black Flag, Black Uhuru, SNFU, Johnny Cash...
My Life as a Dog, The Last Dragon, Super Troopers, Star Wars, Goonies, Purple Rain, Big Trouble in Little China, The Matrix, Out of Africa, any Pink Panther, High Fidelity, Smokey and the Bandit, The Blues Brothers, Trading Places, Where the Boys Aren't 11, any Audrey Hepburn, Indiana Jones, The Beast Within, Meatballs IV, Beastmaster 2, Harvey, Mad Max, Police Academy, Mary Poppins, Beat Street, Blue's Clues (Steve not the other guy), Time Bandits, Breakin', The Never Ending Story, Blood Sport, Things to Do in Denver When Your Dead, Four Rooms, Lost Boys and anything Jack Nicoleson
I don't have cable...
Anything Tom Robbins, The Confederecy of Dunces, Chronicles of Narnia, The Sun Also Rises (Hemmingway), ummm... some other stuff to...
I don't believe in heroes