eclectic contrarian (or so i'm told), anarcholibrarian willing to work for wonder and wildness. dancing under the moon on the slippery seashore or amidst the towering trees wanting to fly from flower to flower like a bee in search of pollen for my honey. don't fear the sting, it only hurts momentarily and the acetylcholine is good for the synapses as they fire our life into existence and out again.
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history of the amen break
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: the new number two
Birthday: 0303 just like tejas yo
Birthplace: see above...in the house
Current Location: the whirlpool of astoria...cascadian freestate the beautiful blueberry that is austin in the sea of tomato soup that is the republic of tejas
Eye Color: blue with green around the pupil with gold flecks and a silver ring around the iris
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty o
Your Heritage: human like yours d'oh...
The Shoes You Wore Today: free pile sandles from the co-op in eugeniusland or my diesel green docs
Your Weakness: hmmm. let me get back to you on that one
Your Fears: i shall not fear. fear is the mind killer...
Your Perfect Pizza: whole wheat deep dish vegitarian from star pizza in da house, or in olympia the incomparable new york style slices at old school
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish my slavery, ahem grad work, at u of o get a year of spanish under my belt, take the gre again and get accepted to ut grad programs in library science and anthropology
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: *crickets* but then i don't use it all that much
Thoughts First Waking Up: must make coffee (it's too hot for coffee here) and what was that dream i was just having
Your Best Physical Feature: my brain, or my cock, which ever one i have on display at the moment...maybe my eyes, although my legs are a close second
Your Bedtime: sleep is for the dead
Your Most Missed Memory: the ones i misplaced ofcourse 'coz now i can't remember 'em
Pepsi or Coke: guinness and failing that uisce beathadh "water of life" in gaelic...whiskey
MacDonalds or Burger King: my burger beats these idiots hands fuckin' down
Single or Group Dates: is that like single or group sex?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yogi bitches!
Chocolate or Vanilla: both and then add some toffee sprinkles please
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, to wit, "far better to throw pearls before swine, than pour good coffee into the cups of the indifferent," feasts of autolycus
Do you Smoke:' only after a shower...
Do you Swear: like a fuckin' pirate, you scurvy assed cunts
Do you Sing: much to everyone's chagrin
Do you Shower Daily: if i remember
Have you Been in Love: as marvin the paranoid android would say, "love, don't talk to me about love." yes, many times
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, you should see the bill, s'why i am still there ducking the check
Do you want to get Married: again, i really don't think at this time that is a healthy question...maybe later
Do you belive in yourself: and if i didn't i wouldn't be wasting your time with this survey
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, but i laugh at people who do when they are in the open ocean
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: i eat red meat, i drink alcohol, i enjoy illicit substances, i should drink more water, you tell me?
Do you get along with your Parents: i went to ireland, my cat died, my dad died, i miss my cat. i love my mom, she has cajones under her armpits
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like having sex in them...miss the ones in tejas somethin' fierce
Do you play an Instrument: my cock. the stereo. the on-air sound board, i try to play percussion and succeed most of the time
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: newcastle ale and a shot of jameson, apple juice and vanilla vodka, lesser beers when given no other choice...to quote willy the shake, "and i will make it a felony to drink small beers," king henry vi, iv:ii...and i don't think he was being a size queen either
In the past month have you Smoked: after scraping, or when those more fortunate feel like bequeathing me with mana from kali
In the past month have you been on Drugs: drugs is a misnomer...i hate asprin, and tv bores me, and god, don't get me started about his patriarchal ass...just look what these stupid fucks are doing in his name!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i would rather be forced to swallow gerbels through my asshole and be shat upon by sumo wrestlers after a dinner of curried garlic
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what is with the crap food questions...nutella on marie-lu cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell yeah. love the stuff.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, i passed up a chance of a part in twelfth night with the fabulous director of my most previous thespian endeavor in order to jump through the portal and emerge in tejas...here i come vortex theater!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no that was two years past...although there is another dumping that was four years back which lingers on...fuckin' loose ends
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but now i live at pearl st. co-op, which has a pool...it is a definite!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hmmm. let me think. arrrr i think i have matey...little ones and zeros to be exact
Ever been Drunk: is that a rhetorical question?
Ever been called a Tease: only when i am working that angle...no i follow through
Ever been Beaten up: when i was in grade school
Ever Shoplifted: as jane's addiction sayz "when i want something and i don't want to pay for it, i walk right through the door..."
How do you want to Die: in the flash of an orgasm...but immortality is preferable
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: who says i want to grow up...hell i put it off this long
What country would you most like to Visit: ecotopia or the cascadian freestate "a rose by any other name..."
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: curly long hair
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: philosophical
Best Clothing Style: un
Number of Drugs I have taken: define drugs...yes, many times...and again
Number of CDs I own: 200+ but three times as many vinyl records
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: none yet, but soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1...and it wouldn't have changed anything except this answer
CREATE YOUR OWN!
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coil - tainted love (soft cell cover)