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LOGO

I've got my senior citizen's discount — WE'RE GOIN' TO SIZZLER!!!

About Me


Obligatory introduction:
Hi. I'm LOGO. You made it to my page.
Congratulations.
I hate MySpace. I mean, I really REALLY hate MySpace. But, as a DJ and a graphic designer, I finally realized the marketing potential of this crap site, so I started a page.
So I'm here now.
And, apparently, so are you.
Let's enjoy our time together, shall we?
This guy is the tits. R.I.P. Danny the Tourettes Guy
Basic crap you want to know:
    I am deeply, madly, completely in love with this magnificent woman.
    I am a DJ specializing in House, Breaks, and DnB, and I've really been getting into Fidget lately, thanks to my friends, and Neighborhood Watch crewmates, Retail & Schlitz.
    I represent the Neighborhood Watch DJ crew, and the Radar crew, both based in Baltimore, MD.
    Charm City delicious, baby.
    I am a resident DJ at Shorty's Martini Bar & Lounge in Canton.
    My DJ alterego is Coach 'Wet Soulpatch' Ramirez. Watch out for this bama. He's nuthin' but trouble.
    I hate MySpace.
    I have a full-time day job as a senior graphic designer/art director.
    I am the sole proprietor of a small graphic design company called eyedesign, through which I design all manner of print materials, especially those related to the entertainment industry (club flyers/promotions, logos, CD packaging materials).
    <--- click it, biotch
    Please take a look at my work. If you're interested in commissioning me to do some graphic design work for you, please drop me a line.
    I hate MySpace.
    I love bacon. Jesus-Jacked-Up-Christ-on-a-Flagpole, do I love bacon.
    My friend Schlitz loves bacon, too. Check out his homemade bacon suit. People have licked it.
    I am honkylicious.

OK, that's enough bulleted crap, but take some time to look at my ridiculous pictures, learn some crap about my art and my DJing, and who knows, maybe I'll add some more crap as time goes on.
Mixes you need:
I'll admit, I've been draggin' ass on getting a new demo recorded. But for now, feel free to download my old, old, oldschool Breaks mix.
Click image to download:
Elements of Breaks vol.01
DJ residency:
In addition to whoring myself about the Bmore/DC/VA area as a DJ, I hold down a residency at
Shorty's Martini Bar & Lounge in Canton.
Shorty's Martini Bar & Lounge
3301 Foster Ave, Baltimore, MD 21224 • (410) 327-8696
PRESS
2007 Winner of Baltimore City Paper Best Of Guide: Best Cocktail Menu
NEWS
Shorty's is still open and kickin'! There are going to be a few changes happening over the next
couple of months—all of them good:
• Open 7 nights a week
• Happy Hour from 4pm - 8pm
• Special Guest DJs 6 nights a week
• New DJ booth and some remodeling
• Food
• Crazy drinks & specials
Make sure to check the Shorty's page for DJ schedules and more information!
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3rd Saturday of Every Month:
Neighborhood Watch presents: BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!
Resident trio of Idiots Spinning Musicâ„¢: LOGO, RETAIL, SCHLITZ
Come get stoopid with your favorite trio of Idiots Spinning Musicâ„¢, as we drop the best in Jackin' House, Tech House, Electro, Fidget, Breaks, Bmore Club, and Mashups. Expect our usual brand of wackiness, as well as theme parties. Yes, theme parties.
Blue Light Special for October 18:
ANCIENT SKOOL PARTY!! (LOGO's Old Ass Birfday Celebration)
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Every Thursday:
Resident DJs: LOGO, STRYDA, UNKNOWN DJ, KAOTIX, RETAIL, SCHLITZ
Radar is a multi-genre event dedicated to showcasing the best and brightest DJs from DC, VA and
MD, as well as occasional regional and national headliners.
What's happening at Radar:
Click images to view full-size flyers
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Flyers for other gigs I'm playing:
Click images to view full-size flyers
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What's happening in Baltimore:
Check out SÄ’N Baltimore!
Click image to go to SÄ’N Baltimore's MySpace page
SEN Baltimore (pronounced “scene”) endeavors to be an unpretentious guide to Baltimore’s nightlife, styles, and culture. A (post)modern metropolis with this much hustle and bustle demands a primer to the newest and most exciting happenings in our cultural sphere. We're available online at www.senbaltimore.com and our print edition. Check out our website for more information. For General Inquiries or advertising information, feel free to email us at [email protected]
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My Interests

My girlfriend, DJing, graphic design, bacon, ninjas, fast cars, weird crap, doing weird crap, laughing at weird crap, drinkin', hootin', hollerin', rippin' shit up, defying the law

Some of my artwork:

Click on thumbnails to see full-sized images.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, so I can slap her silly.

Music:

Breaks, House, Dubstep, dnb, other shit

Movies:

I

Television:

am

Books:

your

Heroes:

daddy.

My Blog

DJ Bio and history

Bio:LOGO, a recent Bmore transplant, has been infecting clubs all over MD, DC, and VA with his meaty beats since 1999. Member of the Bmore-based Neighborhood Watch crew, and formerly a resident at the...
Posted by LOGO on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:29:00 PST

Headlining DJs Ive opened up for

House:Ian Pooley " Dave Ralph " Scott Henry " Doc Martin " Onionz " Colette " Jay Tripwire " Mazi " Kaskade " James Curd of the Greeskeepers " King BrittBreaks: Mondo " Baby Anne " Jen LasherDnB:Ada...
Posted by LOGO on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:55:00 PST

eye design: Graphic Design portfolio

Print design you need.Eyedesign is a graphic design company I started a few years ago as a way to supplement the creativity I find lacking in my full-time graphic design job.I specialize in all manner...
Posted by LOGO on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST

A bad idea

So I was milling about the Asian foods section of my local Safeway a few minutes ago, when I came across a bizarre snack food I had seen once before, and had told myself I would try if I felt adventur...
Posted by LOGO on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:11:00 PST