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Randy Wornhole

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About Me


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Create a Myspace LED ScrollerRandy Wornhole is a dark and twisted character. Sometimes mischievous, always naughty: Comedian; host; compere; outragous flirt; queen of goth/fetish campery.He is the dark creation of Ric, though who created who is a bone of contention. “He has always been there in the background, waiting to get out, shouting at very inappropriate moments in my life, its like having comedy tourettes. It is very difficult to know where I finish and he begins.” Not a “Drag Queen”, more a plethora of cross-sexual characters with Randy Wornhole at the centre. He plays Host/compere for a variety of events. including Carnival of Souls twice a year. His stand-up takes on camp Goth Fetish themes. BEWARE: He takes prisoners !

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My Interests

Lots of naughty things! including collecting riding crops, and running an Action man fetish club. Also enjoy a bit of D.N.A. taste testing. New interest: Footwear....MMMmmmmmm thanks to www.darkkitten.co.uk, they supply reasonably priced Goth-Fetish-Alternative footwear direct from their shop or via the internet.
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I'd like to meet:

Jean-Paul Gaultier; Marilyn Manson; Issey Miyake; Elijah Wood (MMMmmmmmmmm); Ru Paul; Myself 20years ago, to tell me to follow my heart and dreams; Akira Kurasawa; Tim Burton; Johnny Depp; Harry Potter.Check out this video: Randy Wornhole puppetry of the Toothbrush cover

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Music:

Wouldn't know where to begin.....Let me hear it and I'll tell you if I like it.

Movies:

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Preaching to the Perverted; Tim Burton films: Bladerunner; Anything by Akira Kurasawa; the Alien films; Blade films; Matrix trilogy; Batman Returns; As good As It Gets; anything by John Hughes. Snowball - Dancing Elanora Cockatoo Parrot Part 2
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Television:

38" widescreen, nice to know something is large enough to keep ME happy!

Books:

Nottinghashire Yellow pages telephone directory, fab read you know how it ends.... with a "Z". Anything by Poppy Z. Bright, Anne Rice, Christopher Rice. Love "The Way Of The Peaceful Warrior" by Dan Milman. "the Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks."Dorian" by Will self."Blood Lust" edited by M. Christian and T. Gregory
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Heroes:

"larger people" that are brave enough to wear horizontal stipes! I wouldn't even consider it. Anyone that gets on stage with me when I ask them to.....Ha Haaaaaaa(evil laugh). People that are bullied for being Too faaabulous for "ordinary" people to cope with. In other words: Anyone that defies the scorn of others in the pursuit of being themselves. adopt your own virtual pet!

My Blog

OH my ........................

I don't want to appear all cynical, but when life has dealt you so many wrong cards, directed you down too many twists in the road of life, it is quite easy to assume that all that you will be given i...
Posted by Randy Wornhole on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:29:00 PST

Japanese style poem.....not strictly Haiku

FISH SWIM SWIM PAST PAST MEMORY MEMORY OF A CASTLE
Posted by Randy Wornhole on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:44:00 PST

Randy Wornhole: check out my silly video

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Posted by Randy Wornhole on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:04:00 PST

I feel a song coming on....or is it just the wind!

Well, where do I begin?I know........la la la la ......la....la...laaaaaaaa Lets start at the very beginning.It's a very good place to start.When we spell, we begin with A,B,C............When we sing ...
Posted by Randy Wornhole on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:45:00 PST

I LOVE THE GYM !!

Oh my god....I've been to the Gym today.....for the first time in absolutely ages. They have a new machine that I absolutely love. I will be at the gym everyday now. You won't believe how good this ma...
Posted by Randy Wornhole on Sun, 18 May 2008 08:05:00 PST

Friendship

Well, what a fortnight I’ve had! Virtually no sleep.  Working during the day, rushing home to decorate, then round to my friend’s new house to help turn it into a home. This week has ...
Posted by Randy Wornhole on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:41:00 PST

In love with a machine?

Hi all I don't usually pass commentary on anything without giving it a comedy slant. BUT this once.......I have just seen the new Bat Bike from the upcoming Batman film "Dark Night", and I'm in love.....
Posted by Randy Wornhole on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:18:00 PST

Health update

well, i got dressed for the first time in around a week. Feeling a bit better, managed to eat some toast and drink some water........BUT I have good news. YEEHA........It may have been a terrible time...
Posted by Randy Wornhole on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:30:00 PST

slap in theface

Well folks its 5.14am on Friday 28th December. All the plans for my first xmas/yule off in approx 9 years, have gone completely wrong. Yes I finished work, unofficially thursday20th Dec. But apart fro...
Posted by Randy Wornhole on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:21:00 PST

The Alternative Queens Message

Well its that time of year again, when you crush big nuts, get your hand in a young bird and give it a good stuffing.....Yes its Christamas/Yule again. Where did the last twelve months go? Well we use...
Posted by Randy Wornhole on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:39:00 PST