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Garry

Embracing the feminine, three at a time, whenever possible (and affordable)

About Me

Bass player, raconteur, bon vivant!!!! I like to have fun and trade witticisms. I really enjoy good beer and good conversations and acting foolish.Some of my nicknames: Professor T, QAX(!)(pronounced kwaks), Rod, Smarta**, Silly A** and Bock Bock (becuz I like ta eat chicken).......I currently own a Washburn MB-6 6-string & a Conklin Groove Tools 7-string bass, which is my main axe. I'm thinking about selling my David Pushic 9 string bass, so make me an offer--pics upon request.Post your favorite joke or witty saying on my site!!!! Or say something stupid, leave me some pics if you're a hot babe or just leave me alone!!!(Editor's Note: All of you STUPID WEBCAM HO'S posing as legit MySpacers WILL BE REPORTED AS SPAM---------so let that sink in before you send me an email to see your page, which is just a front to pay 85 dollars a minute to be a member and/or view your skank-o-cam.)Okay people, enough with the philosophizing, there are beers to drink!!!!!HOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

My Interests

good stuff: good food, good beer, good people, good times, good bands, good songs, good conversation, good movies, good basses & guitars & amps.... plus some bad stuff: bad girls, bad bands, bad movies, bad songs, bad m'f'as, etc....

I'd like to meet:

in no particular order: Jenna Jameson, Tanya Roberts, Sting, Paul McCartney, Dolly Parton, Ellen Kyle, Samantha, Jon Stewart, Fear Factory, Ozzy, Robert Smigel, Jerry Seinfeld, John Kricfalusi, Matt Groening, John Paul Jones, Elton John, Britney Spears, Billy Bob Thornton, Halle Berry, Lauren Graham, Michael Richards, Allan Holdsworth, Michael Brecker, Frank Gambale, Rush, Dream Theater, Seal, Aerosmith, Al Green, Joss Stone, Ann Peebles, Stevie Wonder, David Letterman, Robin Williams, Steven Wright, and Ian (Lemmy) Kilmister, plus many more if we venture into the realm of the dearly departed...

Music:

anything by Shawn Lane, departed guitar genius; Allan Holdsworth, Frank Gambale, Art Tatum, Phineas Newborn, Oscar Peterson, Bobby Enriquez, Racer X, Billy Sheehan, Jimi Hendrix, Fear Factory, J.S. Bach, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Meshuggah, Nine Inch Nails, Bill Connors, John Coltrane, Scott Mishoe, Crowded House, Led Zeppelin, Stone Temple Pilots, Al Green, Joss Stone, Ann Peebles, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jeff Beck, Eric Johnson, Stu Hamm, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Van Halen, Paganini, The Beatles, The Turtles, Frederic Chopin, Leopold Godowsky, Bad Company, Iron Maiden, Dream Theater, Rush, Marvin Gaye, D'Angelo, Prince, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, Swing Out Sister, Thin Lizzy, UFO, Rob Zombie, Static X, MuDvAyNe, Godsmack, Alice Cooper, MOTORHEAD, King's X, Joe Henderson, Brad Mehldau, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Type O Negative, Laurindo Almeida, Gonzalo Rubalcaba, Chucho Valdes, Brian Bromberg, Ted Greene, Jeff Berlin, George Van Eps, Tete Montoliu, Charlie Hunter, Atlanta Rhythm Section, Lenny Breau, Beach Boys, Four Freshmen, Sarah McLachlan, Jack Pearson, etc., etc., etc......

Movies:

Austin Powers, Pink Panther movies, Airplane!, Police Squad, Alien, Mrs Doubtfire, Goldfinger, Bad Santa, Batman & Batman Forever & Batman Begins, Spider-Man movies, Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan, Superman 1 & 2, Star Wars trilogy and Episode III, X-Men & X2, Monty Python movies, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Godzilla movies, Dead Ringers, Agent for H.A.R.M., Out Of Sight(the '60's movie, not the JLo flick), Get Shorty, Analyze This!, Raging Bull, A Bronx Tale, It's A Wonderful Life, O Brother, Where Art Thou, and anything by Quentin Tarantino, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Brian DePalma, David Lynch, Rob Zombie or Robert Rodriguez

Television:

Seinfeld, The Daily Show, Late Show with Letterman(and Classic Late Night with Dave on TRIO), VH1 Classic All Request Hour, Chappelle's Show, Lawrence Welk (yes, really!), Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tom & Jerry, Roadrunner & Coyote cartoons, superhero cartoons, Uranium, Headbanger's Ball, TV Funhouse, the old Batman tv show, Star Trek original series & Next Generation, Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, b & w Andy Griffith shows, Three's Company, Charlie's Angels, soap operas on Univision & Galavision(for the smoking hot babes), THE SIMPSONS & King Of The Hill, all 3 CSI's, Law & Order SVU, My Name is Earl, House, Las Vegas, Saturday Night Live, music specials on PBS and my new absolute fave show, MEDIUM, plus tons of other cool stuff I can't think of right now.....

Books:

Unlimited Power by Anthony Robbins; The Spontaneous Fulfillment of Desire & The Seven Principles by Deepak Chopra; anything by Wayne Dyer; Lies & the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Al Franken; any Bush administration tell all book; anything from Feral House; anything about the Montauk series/Philadelphia experiment; Covert War Against Rock & Psychic Dictatorship in the USA by Constantine; Lost Tombs of Viracocha; All Music Guide To Jazz; anything by Zechariah Sitchin......more to come

Heroes:

Thomas Paine, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, David Letterman, John Belushi, John Coltrane, Art Tatum, Johnny Cash, Rob Zombie, Allan Holdsworth, Billy Sheehan, Steve Harris, my big brother Chuck, Shawn Lane, Lonnie Williams(my high school art teacher), and Barry Coggins, plus many other luminaries.....including, first and foremost, the legends(aka the other 2 of the three idiots, Duane and Charlie---"I'll take 'Heroes & Legends' for $50, Alex".....)

My Blog

another funny blog

people asked me to write another funny blog, so here it is: another funny blog
Posted by Garry on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:18:00 PST

SEX TRIVIA!!!

Sex Trivia          Funny, Interesting & Bizarre         This sexual trivia is for entertainment purposes only....
Posted by Garry on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:58:00 PST

damn, I've been tagged

K, read this then tag some people to do this: post 6 unusual/random/ unknown things about yourself....... 1. I was Salutatorian at my high school(2nd in a class of approx 200) 2. I filled in for my co...
Posted by Garry on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:40:00 PST

Requiem for fallen masters......

(long heavy sigh)....so by now we all know Dime is gone. Sent from this life extremely prematurely by a nutcase with a gun, on the 24th anniversary of John Lennon's murder/death from similar circumst...
Posted by Garry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my name acronym

GGlitzyAAppealingRRevolutionaryRRefreshingYYuckyName / Username: Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by Garry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/pak/names.cgi

about me from this link: http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/pak/names.cgi Garry Your first name of Garry creates a serious, thoughtful nature, shrewd, efficient, and business-minded. You ...
Posted by Garry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST