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~Lisa~

Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative....

About Me

Attention!

This is NOT a personal ad! If you send me random mail please be aware of this. If you think we have something in common and want to make friends, that's fine. Just please refrain from sending me messages just commenting on my pics or other assorted nonsense!
Thank YOU!
The Management
Uhh, well, let's see-I am 33, I stand at a very tall 5 foot 2.5 but you'd think I was over 6 feet by the way I talk. People say I come off arrogant or with my nose in the air but the truth just is I can't stand stupidity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here are some things I love, like, feel, ahhh, you figure it out..........
2008 Update: It's dawned on me that I haven't updated this in a long time so here goes. I work in Human Resources and there is very little humanity in that-I kid, I kid! I am fairly happy. I really hate it when I get random messages calling me "hot" or just asking me "what's up?" I mean, what could possibly be up? I am obviously sitting here on MySpace. So PLEASE, I beg you, if you choose to send me a random message please TRY to make it interesting or you may be greeted back in a hostile way. Please also try to type to me in English. I am not literate in any ghetto dialects.
I like animals. I have many. They are my "fur children." I post a lot of blogs and bulletins regarding animals so if this irks you, please do not try to friend me.
I am a love or hate type of gal, I don't really have much in between except for maybe indifference towards some.
Wow, I sound pretty bitchy. Eh, most that know me think I am pretty OK. :-)
End of 2008 update!
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My Interests

Music, music and more music, movie buff, animals (I have a zoo here, see my pics!), summer concerts, dive bars, roller coasters, good friends, books, trash magazines like Cosmo, eating really fatty and horrible foods, bidding my brains out on Ebay, sleeping and all other forms of goofing off when I can....

I'd like to meet:

Not you...you...or YOU either! :=)JK....Old friends, new friends..... adopt your own virtual pet! Doll rendition of me. LOL...yea right! Myspace Contact Tables


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Music:

I like all kinds of rock, from classic rock to heavy metal, classical and some opera even...I am very eclectic with my music taste! Some of my favs:Guns N' Roses..The Beatles..Dave Matthews Band..U2..Neil Young..Sting..Annie Lennox..Mozart!..Billy Joel..Black Sabbath..The Doors..The Dead.....And a MILLION more. I would need 10 MySpace pages to list all the artists I love. I keep an extra hard drive just for all my mp3's!My fav new song from the upcoming (hopefully!!!) Chinese Democracy (TWAT-There Was a Time)-..
Get your own playlist at snapdrive.net!

Movies:

I am a total movie buff, I generally like indies and some foreign film, but I do love the blockbusters too..Some of my favs:

Television:

The Office, Las Vegas, Heroes (amazing show!!!!), X-Files re-reuns, Highlander re-runs, Law and Order SVU, Real Time, Heroes, and House....

Books:

I am always reading.I buy 5 or 6 books at a time so I can always start up the next one.I just completed The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, they were amazing. The good thing about books is that they never go out of style!I recently read The Talisman and am currently reading Duma Key by my very favorite, Mr. King.

Heroes:

Our Armed Forces! Yes, even as a liberal I give them my utmost respect! My Grandfather, God rest his soul, who was a decorated WW2 veteran and who did a mighty fine job helping to raise me. I also want to add the heroes of 911, many who are fighting for their lives now after having to toil at that site for so long breathing god knows what in the air.
You Are Most Like Bill Clinton
No doubt, your legacy may be a little seedier than you'd like.
But even though you've done some questionable things, you're still loved by almost all. Which American City Are You?

New York
You're competative, you like to take it straight to the fight. You gotta have it all or die trying.
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What is your political orientation?

Democrat
You're a Democrat! You're the sedated cousin of the tree-hugging liberals. You respect civil liberties and protections for the people. Government programs are a plus for you. You're usually calm and collected about your beliefs, a reasonable individual.
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Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 8/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
You Are a New School Democrat
You like partying and politics - and are likely to be young and affluent.You're less religious, traditional, and uptight than most Democrats.Smoking pot, homosexuality, and gambling are all okay in your book.You prefer that the government help people take care of themselves. What political persuasion are you?
Your Designer Jeans Are
Diesel 'Hush' Rigid Jeans What Designer Jeans Are You?
You Should Learn French
C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up... What Language Should You Learn?
Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.
You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test? ..
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The About Me Myspace Survey
Basic Info....
Name:: Lisa
Place of Birth:: Flushing, Queens NY Baby
Birthday:: 10-4
Zodiac Sign:: Libra
Nationality:: Mostly Italian with a dab of Polish
Height:: 5 ft 2.5
Weight:: how rude! slender!
Eye Color:: hazel
Hair Color:: currently red
Favorites....
Thing to do when bored:: dumb surveys?
Movie:: of all time? too hard to pick!
TV Show:: currently, House
Book:: yea I read those
Season:: Summer!!!!
Starbucks Drink:: blah overpriced
Alcoholic Drink:: anything that has Vodka in it
Non-Alcoholic Drink:: water
Food:: Mexican!!!
Song:: too many to just have one!
Band:: see above
Store:: Off 5th (Saks Outlet!!!)
Girls Name:: why, mine of course!
Boys Name:: who knows
Animal:: all!
Actor:: mmm Joaquin Phoenix
Actress:: Drew Barrymore
Scent:: Lily of the Valley
Restaurant:: any really good Mexican
Sport:: I don't like sports
Gum:: Trident white sugarless
Type of Clothes to Wear:: VS PINK Sweats!
Shoes:: my comfy Pumas
One or the Other....
Day or Night:: a sunny day!
Long or Short Hair:: on who? fkin stupid
Rain or Snow:: Rain
Punk or Rock:: ROCK OH YEA
Hair down or Up:: err
Black or White:: black
Vanilla or Chocolate:: Vanilla
TV or Movie:: Movies!!!
Meat or Veggie:: depends on my mood
Guitar or Drums:: mmm guitar
Skate or Skateboarding:: stupid!
Hugs or Kisses:: BOTH please
Cats or Dogs:: aww I love all my fuzzballs I can't decide
Have You Ever....
Been Out Of The Country:: oui
Been Out Of State:: si
Been To An Amusement Park:: mmhmm
Been Drunk:: haha oh durrr
Done Drugs:: not in a long time!
Laughed So Hard You Cried:: YES!
Ate Too Much That You felt Like You were Gonna Puke:: uhuh
Broken The Law:: errr si
Pulled An All Nighter:: yeppers
Broken A Bone:: nope
Been Heartbroken:: ya
Gone Out in Public in your pjs:: all the time!
Been in A Most Pit:: si
Bunjee Jumped:: non
Sky dived:: non
Been Kissed:: yesssss
Random....
Any Piercings:: 4 in ears
Any Tattoos:: 4
Believe in Karma:: si
How Do You Want To Die:: not painfully!
Jeans Size:: 3 or 4
Shoe Size:: 7.5
Are You A Righty or A Lefty:: righty is alrighty
Phobias:: span bridges
Weirdest Dream:: err no I am not telling
Do You Collect Anything:: food stamps? JK! MUSIC!
Do You Like Your Handwriting:: It's illegible
Whats Your Desktop Background: a cool GNR pic someone made
Quote:: fuck this.
Are You....
Honest:: painfully so
Trustworthy:: yes
Funny:: ask my friends
Nice:: ha
Determined:: oui
Emotionally Strong:: sometimes
Dependable:: pretty much so
Independent: uhuh
Confident: sometimes
Caring:: sometimes
Understanding:: sometimes
High Spirited:: err high strung
Shy:: no
Helpful:: si
Responsible:: sometimes
Respectful:: err see above answer
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My Blog

And they just keep on coming....

Maybe I should make this a daily feature???????? To:  Keith myspace.com/letsgomet...
Posted by ~Lisa~ on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:01:00 PST

Im sorry, I am not fluent in IDIOT.....

To:  John Ken. myspace.com/389792759 ...
Posted by ~Lisa~ on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:17:00 PST

The Real Chinese Democracy May Have Leaked*Edit with link*

and I have it thanks to an awesome guy! http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2008/06/18/t he-real-chinese-democracy-may-have-leaked/   Previous Next Latest The Real "Chinese Democra...
Posted by ~Lisa~ on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:40:00 PST

Now this REALLY pisses me the hell off!

I worked at this hellhole (RCC) for a year in this building and was PERPETUALLY sick while I worked there.  Bronchitis, sinus infections, dizzy spells, you name it, I got it while I worked t...
Posted by ~Lisa~ on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:26:00 PST

4 more for the idiot archives

Is it a full moon again? My responses at the top! Now some of you may think this is mean but my frustration level is high with these folks who just cannot seem to grasp basic reading comprehension. If...
Posted by ~Lisa~ on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:56:00 PST

RIP George!!!!!!!!!

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ina7M8zC1QQGSxe-e-PxBrf9k l0gD91FO6180   George Carlin mourned as a counterculture hero By KEITH ST. CLAIR  43 minutes ago LOS ANGELES (AP)  Acerbic standup ...
Posted by ~Lisa~ on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:46:00 PST

Amazing talent-

I don't often watch shows like this but I happened to have this channel on the other day. I had it muted and was reading when my curiousity peaked so I turned up the volume. Beautiful-     ...
Posted by ~Lisa~ on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:46:00 PST

On a funnier note............

I so cannot wait until October 3rd!     .....
Posted by ~Lisa~ on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:58:00 PST

I am a huge.....

...sucker.  And I give people the benefit of the doubt when I know in my heart it will do me no good in the end. A lot of people who meet me think I am a bit abrasive or have a rough exterior but...
Posted by ~Lisa~ on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:54:00 PST

Hey losers, this isnt a personal ad! Updated!

I don't often post-date blogs but I want this one to stay up a few days! I don't know what has been going on lately but I am getting a HUGE influx of random messages. The kind us ladies get, the kind ...
Posted by ~Lisa~ on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:31:00 PST