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Cult of Axl Rose, the one true Messiah

So bittersweet his tragedy won't ask for absolution, this melody inside of me still searches for sol

About Me


By the mere act of reading this profile, thou automatically renounce all previous religious beliefs and affiliations and pledges ye immortal soul to W. Axl Rose, the one true Messiah. For it was Axl Rose, who died for our sins, and shall return one-day with his masterpiece “Chinese Democracy” and redeem the world from shitty emo bands, bling-bling, American Idol, and other such abominations. In the kingdom of heaven, there shall be Guns N’ Roses, played forever and ever, in the kingdom of Axl, amen.

My Interests

Woody Allen films, Left-of-center politics.

I'd like to meet:

W. Axl Rose, Richard M. Nixon, John Lennon (in the next life) Alan Alda, Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart.

Music:

Aerosmith (70s era), Alice In Chains, Tori Amos, B-52s, The Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, Black Sabbath, Blondie, David Bowie, John Cale, The Cardigins, Gilby Clarke, Cream, CCR, The Cult, The Cure, Def Leppard (old-school, 80s era) Deep Purple, the Doors, Dresden Dolls, Bob Dylan, Eazy E, Extreme, Joy Division, Garbage, Guns N' Roses, Samual Hagar, PJ Harvey, ,Jimi Hendrix, Billy Idol, Iron Maiden, Janes Addiction, Judas Priest, KISS, Led Zeppelin, John Lennon, Love, Luscious Jackson, Paul McCartney, New Order, Nico, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, N.W.A., Pearl Jam, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Rolling Stones, Lou Reed, The Raconteurs, The Replacements, RHCP, Sonic Youth, Bruce Springsteen, STP, Soundgarden, the Stooges, Izzy Stradlin, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, Velvet Underground, The Who, The White Stripes...among others...

Movies:

Woody Allen, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, any film with Cary Grant.

Television:

M*A*S*H, CHEERS, Stephen Colbert+Jon Stewart, Strangers with Candy.

Books:

Man's Search for Meaning-Viktor Frankl, The Bible (the Axl Rose edition).

Heroes:

John Lennon, EAZY E, W. Axl Rose, Stephen Colbert, Alan Alda.

My Blog

Velvet Revolver-LIBERTAD-Why it will be great

I believe in this album more than I believe the sun will rise tomorrow. After all, 3 of the members are men who have basked in the close personal presence of Axl Rose for years. They accomplished some...
Posted by Cult of Axl Rose, the one true Messiah on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:52:00 PST

The untold TRUE reason why the old Guns N' Roses broke-up

1: Now the Slash was more subtle than any other wild creature that the LORD Axl had made. He said to the Duff, "Did Axl say, `You shall not eat of any tree of the garden'?" 2: And the Duff said to th...
Posted by Cult of Axl Rose, the one true Messiah on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

Axl and co. achieve the impossible: MUST READ REVIEW

Axl and co. achieve the impossible By Johnny Firecloud Walking into Wednesday's tour-closing Guns N' Roses show in Universal City, I had good cause for the skepticism I felt. With only one original me...
Posted by Cult of Axl Rose, the one true Messiah on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

I saw Axl Rose in a piece of toast this morning!

I have proof that our Lord and Savior Axl is soon to return and release Chinese Democracy, beginning the Rapture as foretold in the book of Axelations! This morning I went to my favorite diner to orde...
Posted by Cult of Axl Rose, the one true Messiah on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

Genesis 1 (Axl Rose Version)

Genesis 1 (Axl Rose Version) Genesis 1The Beginning 1 In the beginning Axl created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was [a] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and...
Posted by Cult of Axl Rose, the one true Messiah on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:16:00 PST

Axl Sermon 10/8/06

1: In those days came Robin Finck, preaching in the wilderness of Judea, 2: "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." 3: For this is he who was spoken of by the prophet Buckethead when he said, ...
Posted by Cult of Axl Rose, the one true Messiah on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST

Our Ten Commandments

Our Ten Commandments   Thou shall not worship any other God before Axl (who is the only God)   Thou shall kiss your photograph of Axl Rose every morning as thou wakes up Thou shall not ...
Posted by Cult of Axl Rose, the one true Messiah on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST

Weeky Axl sermon 9/30

1: After this Axl went to the other side of the Sea of Galilee, which is the Sea of Tiber'i-as. 2: And a multitude followed him, because they saw the signs which he did on those who were diseased. 3: ...
Posted by Cult of Axl Rose, the one true Messiah on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST