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Guns N' Russians

Time's short, your life's your own...and in the end we're all just Dust N' Bones.

About Me

The name's Dmitriy, but I'm better known known by many aliases. Mr. Right, Mr. Perfect, Knight in Shining Armor, Prince Charming...whatever works for you. Point is, that I'm the one you've been looking for this whole time. Now let the battle for my affection begin.

I like pretty girls, guitars, backyard wrestling, learning, reading, cooking and Guns N' Roses (Best band EVER. Hands down. I'll fight you for it).

I'd rather be infamous than famous, and one day I will be, in one way or another.

There is an infinite more to me. I'm down for anything and interested in just about everything, even if I haven't heard of it yet.

Oh, and I'm a Russian. Hello, comrades!

AIM: King Tigity
E-Mail: [email protected]

TEH BOOK OF FACES!!!

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Everything. (More specific list coming soon).

FOREVER ROCKIN'

I'd like to meet:

Princess Charming.

...although it's more likely I'll meet one of these people:
Axl Rose, Slash, Alice Cooper, Jack White, Michael Richards (KRAMER), Jon Stewart, Shawn Michaels or pretty much any pro-wrestler, Quentin Tarrentino, Vladymir Vysotsky, Andrei Mironov

D$'S BOX OF COMMENTING!!



Music:


GNR = GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!.

ALICE COOPER IS YOUR UNCLE!

PACO DE LUCIA = BEST. GUITARIST. EVER.

AINT NO FUCKIN WIT PAC NIGGA!

GOTTA LOVE THE WHITE STRIPES

VYSOTSKY = BADASS

SKYNYRD = GOD

I enjoy a vast array of music. For the most part, most modern day MTV stuff is NOT my cup of tea. I have little time to look for underground elitist music, so I suppose most of the stuff I listen to is, or was, at some point "mainstream". If I do listen to a "underground" or "indie" band it's because I enjoy their music and not because I think that listening to stuff that no one has heard of makes me cool. There's a plethora of other things that make me cool. And besides, GNR can kick any of your indie bands asses any day.

-2PAC
-AC/DC
-Aceyalone
-Aerosmith
-Ah*Nee*Mah
-ALICE COOPER
-Alicia Keys
-Alter Bridge
-Atmosphere
-Audioslave
-Beatles
-Beastie Boys
-Billy Joel
-Black Sabbath
-Blue Man Group
-Blues Traveler
-Bob Dylan
-Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
-Bone Thugs N' Harmony
-Bon Jovi
-Boyz II Men
-Burning Vegas
-Canibus
-Cinderella
-Coolio
-Crash Kelly
-Creedence Clearwater Revival
-Creed
-Cypress Hill
-David Gray
-Dead Prez
-Decemberists
-Deep Purple
-Def Leppard
-Deuce Dirty
-Disturbed
-Don Mclean
-DMX
-Dr. Dre
-Dream Theater
-Eagles
-Elvis Presley
-Eminem
-Enigma
-Eric Clapton
-Europe
-Evanescence
-Everclear
-Everlast
-Facture
-Finger Eleven
-Firehouse
-Fozzy
-FRANKIE fuckin' SINATRA
-Fuel
-George Thorogood & The Destroyers
-Goo Goo Dolls
-Gorillaz
-Green Day
-G-Unit
-GUNS N' MOTHAFUCKIN' ROSES
-Iron Maiden
-IZZY STRADLIN
-Jay-Z
-Jet
-Jimi Hendrix
-John Denver
-Johnny fuckin' Cash
-Journey
-Kanye West
-Kid Rock
-Killers
-Kiss
-Led Zeppelin
-Linkin Park
-Lit
-Louis XIV
-Ludacris
-Lynyrd Skynyrd
-Manic Street Preachers
-MC 900 Ft. Jesus
-Metallica
-Michael Jackson (Old School)
-Mobb Deep
-Motley Crue
-NAS
-Nazareth
-Nelly
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Nirvana
-Notorious B.I.G.
-Oasis
-Outkast
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Pearl Jam
-Pink Floyd
-Poison
-Polaris
-Queen
-Queensryche
-Quiet Riot
-Raconteurs
-Red Hot Chilli Peppers
-R.E.M.
-Rolling Stones
-Run DMC
-Scorpions
-Seminole County
-Shinedown
-Slash's Snakepit
-Smashing Pumpkins
-Snoop D-O Double G
-Staind
-Stevie Ray Vaughan
-Sting/The Police
-Sublime
-Thin Lizzy
-Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
-Tool
-Twista
-Twisted Sister
-Van Halen
-Vanilla Ice...WORD TO YO MOTHA
-Velvet Revolver
-Vladimir Vysostky
-Warrant
-Whitesnake
-WHITE STRIPES

-ANYTHING SPANISH GUITAR
-PACO DE LUCIA
-Carlos Santana
-Andres Segovia
-Carlos Montoya
-Los Lobos

-ANYTHING CLASSICAL
-Bach
-Beethoven
-Chopin
-Mozart
-Schubert
-Tchaikovsky
-Vivaldi

I could go on forever...theres so much out there to listen to...I know theres so much good stuff that I havent even heard of...I'm always up for hearing new music so let me know if you got something to recommend...

Movies:


-21 Grams
-A Clockwork Orange -Adaptation
-American History X
-Armageddon
-Beavis & Butt-Head Do America
-Braveheart
-The Brave Little mothafuckin' Toaster
-Butterfly Effect
-The Chumscrubber
-City Of Angels
-Con Air
-The Crow
-Dangerous Minds
-Devil's Advocate
-Domino
-Donnie Brasco
-Donnie Darko
-Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-Forrest Fump
-Full Metal Jacket
-Garden State
-Girl Next Door
-Gladiator
-Godfather Trilogy
-The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
-The Green Mile
-In Too Deep
-Kids
-King Arthur
-Last Samurai
-Legends Of The Fall
-Malibu's Most Wanted
-Million Dollar Baby
-Mystic River
-The Mariachi Triolgy (El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico)
-Napoleon Dynamite
-One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest
-Outlaw Josey Wales
-The Patriot
-Pirates Of The Carribean
-Private Parts
-Pulp Fiction
-The Quick and The Dead
-Rock Star
-Running Scared
-Rush Hour 1&2
-Saving Private Ryan
-Saw 1 & 2
-Scarface
-Secret Window
-Se7en
-Shawshank Redemption
-The Shining
-Space Jam
-Suicide Kings
-The Terminal
-This Is Spinal Tap
-Troy
-V For Vendetta
-Waiting
-Walk The Line -The Weather Man
...
Pretty much any:
-Al Pacino movie
-Clint Eastwood movie -Jackie Chan movie
-Johnny Depp movie
-Quentin Tarentino movie

Television:

TV pretty much sucks these days...my TV watching is pretty much limited to the following:

-History Channel
-Discovery Channel
-24
-Metal Mania
-Cavs games
-Daily Show/Colbert Report
-Random stand up comedy

Books:

Crime And Punishment, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The Band That Time Forgot: The Complete Unauthorised Biography Of Guns N' Roses, by Paul Stenning
Last Of The Mohicans, by James Fenimore Cooper
The Picture Of Dorian Gray, by Oscar Wilde
On The Road, by Jack Kerouac.

Heroes:

-My Father
-My Mother
-My Kitty
-My Guitar Teacher (And pretty much anyone that can play a mean guitar)
-Axl Rose
-Slash
-Jack Bauer
-LeBron James
-Shawn Michaels
-Captain Planet
-The ORIGINAL Power Rangers

My Blog

I thought I was a poet...I guess I didn't really know it. Well, I am...but I've been scammed.

Yeah, for those of you who've heard about my recent successes in the world of poetry...I have rather unfortunate news. After some investigation of the credibility of this so-called poetry contest...I ...
Posted by Guns N' Russians on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:46:00 PST

I'm a poet. And I know-it.

So, I got some postcard in the mail about 3 weeks ago about a poetry contest. So I sent in one of my old poetic masterpieces...and lo and behold (heh), I'm in the Semi-Finals and will be publishe...
Posted by Guns N' Russians on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:08:00 PST

The Happy Bunny Forest

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a cute furry little bunny. Now, this was not you average cute furry little bunny, this bunny was a national hero in the forest of cute furry lit...
Posted by Guns N' Russians on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 10:29:00 PST

My friend, Betsy

Betsy was a dear old cow, I had her for ages. I remember when Betsy first arrived. Ma was gone to the well to fetch some water and on her way she heard a crying noise. So she went to see what all that...
Posted by Guns N' Russians on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST