Our two babies(Sable and Jolie),going to concerts, going to live wrestling events (I know that sounds tacky to some people, but there's just something about a live wrestling event thats extremly exciting) and watching my fav show ever with my Boobie, FRIENDS. My new fav show now is Heros though. That show so kicks ass. Unfortunantly Chris is just going to have to catch up on it when the seasons come out on DVD cause wrestling is on at the same time on Mondays.
I'd like to meet:
We are looking for bitches. Now before you email us and say we are sexist pigs continue to read as I make my point on why bicthes are the best women in the world. Now I don't know if you watch a lot of Hip-Hop Videos, but, man bitches are the shit! Bitches are so much better than regular women. They are way cooler than wives or girlfriends. What we want is just to get a bunch of bitches to have with us. Cause bitches are fucking awesome! They're always in a good mood. They just dance around in their thongs and their high-heeled shoes, and you get to smoke bongs and play the Xbox all day long! They never seem to mind. Bitches never complain. They never tell you to take your feet off the couch. Bitches don't ask "Are we gonna go see my mother?" Bitches don't even have mothers. I don't know where they make the bitches. Some sort of genetics lab where they do that ass-shake move, where they can just shake that ass. You know the move it's the one only bitches can do. Let's say you got a wife or girlfriend whatever, now your girl she might help you wash the car. But she's not gonna soap herself down in suds and press her tits into the windshield. But bitches will. That's how bitches wash shit. Bitches just soap themselves down and press their tits into things. They're always happy, and they won't do it alone. They'll invite a lot of other bitches over to soap their tits up and rub them on your car. Let's say you might like a little champagne from time to time, right? You like a nice glass of champagne and you pour it in a glass. You don't shake it up and shoot it all over your face and your tits. But that's how bitches drink. I don't know they just have a whole different anatomy. And if bitches get in a bad mood, all you gotta do is just turn some rap music up and they just dance more. It's like they can't help themselves. So as you can see bicthes rock and that my friends is why we are on myspace.. to find and meet bitches....
We want to meet girls who can do this!
Music:
My favorite kind of music is rock/alternative, but I listen to alot of hip-hop and rap also when I'm up for a little booty shakin music. Just to name a few, Metallica Nickelback, Papa Roach, Staind, Green Day, Seether, Disturbed,30 Seconds to Mars, Kill Hannah, Sean Paul and much much more.Chris is more into 80's rock you won't meet a bigger Guns n Roses fan but his taste in music is all over the place.. he also likes My Chemical Romance, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, Kid Rock, Marilyn Manson, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Bruce Springstein, Otis Redding and Van Morrison.
Movies:
I love pretty much any kind of movie, but really love action/thriller types. I mostly like girls kickin' ass kind of movies. Oh yeah and the greatest movie EVER and I mean the type of movie I can watch over and over. BOONDOCK SAINTS. Really hope they're coming out with a second and that it's as good as the first. Rumor is they are and I can't freakin wait!!!! Chris is the real movie buff he buys every DVD that comes out... no joke we have well over 1500 DVDs! Chris is a fan of anything that has Tarantino, Kevin Smith or Matt Parker and Trey Stone's name attached to it.
Television:
I like watching Monday Night Raw while Lorrie is in the other room watchin Heros and we also get into the Sorprano's and Big Love on HBO with when they are on. We also watch American Idol and try to not miss House, The Office and Supernatural every week when they are on! We also love A&E's Cold Case files and The First 48 Hours. Sunday nights are cool as we like watching Simpsons, American Dad and Family Guy. My all time favorite show though is Friends which I have every single season on DVD.
Books:
I've just recently started reading alot of inspirational books. Stuff to help with stress and anxieties of life. I've also come to realize that journaling is quite theraputic. Still never finished Marley and Me though a year later lol.
Heroes:
ANGELINA JOLIE. She's the fucking hottest thing alive and she has a kickass personality. She's overcome alot in her life and seems to be in a good place these days as I hope to be as well.
As for Chris his are without a doubt Axl Rose, Shawn Michales, HHH, Jay Cutler, Rocky, John Kreese of the Cobra Kai dojo, David Allan Cole the coolest old guy alive, Steve Carell the funniest actor alive today, Ari Gold from HBO's Entourage, Johnny Drama, Johnny Bravo and finally Wilmer from that 70's Show cause he's slept with Lyndsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Love, and more... Chris's hero is that guys penis!
