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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : High
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : High
Antisocial Personality Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Personality Disorder : Very High
Histrionic Personality Disorder : High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Moderate
Dependent Personality Disorder : High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Moderate
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Just a few things to get out of the way before I continue. I'm not the most social person in the world. I prefer to have a small clan of good people in my life, including my boyfriend, family members, trustworthy friends, and a few wonderful coworkers. I like it that way, so unless I know you personally or I want to get to know you personally, I don't want to engage in idle chit-chat. If you are a Mormon housewife from Salt Lake City stressed out by having an over-sexed husband and 10 snot-nosed crumb snatchers to chase after, or if you want to be my friend for no other reason than because I have a semi-famous sister, or if you're a bling-bling covered, Escalade driving crack dealer from Detroit, what could we possibly discuss? I really don't want to be your "friend". It's pointless and time consuming, so don't bother me. (Of course the fuck-off rule doesn't apply if you are a real-life friend, family member, former classmate, person from the neighborhood, musician seeking a vocalist, fellow union ironworker or other union tradeperson.) If you have a bumper sticker on your truck that says "Give me head until I'm dead", we probably wouldn't have much to talk about. Sorry, I'm just one of those bitchy, opinionated chicks that would like to have my mind stimulated as opposed to my my loins. (I'll leave THAT kind of stimulation to my man.) Please don't send me pictures of your anaconda, because I simply don't care. They all function in basically the same manner and yours isn't special. Unless it can do tricks, keep all pics/videos of it to yourself. You're not getting my phone number and I sure as shit don't want yours. You will never know where I live, so don't bother asking where to send the flowers. I don't care if you're cut or have an ant eater. I don't care if it's 12 and 1/8 inches. If your idea of heaven is guzzling Budweiser, eating pork rinds, and getting your knob slobbed by a "broad with big titties" while watching the Superbowl, then we are not on the same wavelength. Foot fetish people frighten me. Yes, I have lovely feet, but I don't want your jizz on them. I'm not looking for a friends-with-benefits situation or a booty call. I don't respond to "Sup, ma?" I hate vacuous, egotistical, conceited, narcissistic, himbo shitbags. Yes Sugar Nuts, I'm talking about you. I'm not going to sleep with you just because you have money. I'm not going to sleep with you just because you're hot. I'm not going to sleep with you just because your nickname is Tripod. If you are an unemployed alcoholic/druggie that lives in your parent's basement and your favorite pastime is laying on the couch with one hand clutching the remote, and the other hand fiddling with your balls, then you're a loser. We will NOT be joined together in holy fucking matrimony. Ever. I don't really give a shit what kind of car or truck you drive. Those things really don't impress me. If you hurt or kill animals for fun, then you are the scum of the earth. Preying on those that are weaker than you doesn't make you a badass. You can't nibble on my nether regions and I sure as hell don't want to nibble on yours. To put it simply, unless you're a tall, sexy, Local 696 Sprinkler Fitter named Ed, we have nothing to offer to one another. I don't have any respect for married men that prowl MySpace looking for extramarital ass. You want to poke someone that isn't your wife? Then wait till the ink on the divorce papers is dry. PERIOD. END OF STORY. Please read my profile before contacting me. If you ask me questions that have answers right here in plain English, then you will only succeed in making yourself look like an illiterate asshole. READING IS FUNDAMENTAL, KIDDIES. Any and all correspondence of a sexual or provocative nature sent to me by weirdos or strangers will be ignored. However, if you are a friend, such smut will be encouraged!So ... with all that unpleasantness out of the way ... here's my bio: I've been in this neighborhood for over three years. I moved here from Jersey City, a place where I was a small spoonful of vanilla ice cream in a vast sea of caramel and chocolate sauce. I enjoy the tranquility, peace, and quiet of the suburbs. I sincerely appreciate the lack of stray bullets crashing through my kitchen window at 3:00 AM, empty crack baggies accentuating the checkered tile floor of my vestibule, and surly junkies threatening bodily harm to those that refuse to give them change. However, I do miss being close to my Hudson County, Bergen County, and NYC friends. I wish I lived closer to my mother, but a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. I needed a healthier, less depressing, less dangerous environment, so I moved here.It's nice to finally have a GENTLEMAN in my life that seems to adore me as much as I adore him. I've gotten tired of dating men that are emotionally unavailable, men with the intellect of a silvery-opaque trail of slug slime, and men that are just too dysfunctional to lead normal, productive lives. The dating world is full of frogs. That elusive, fabled prince just doesn't come around too often. Only time will tell for sure if I actually nabbed one this time. Now I just have to make a conscious effort not to fuck this up. Though I do not, nor have I ever, used MySpace as a dating tool, I will certainly use it to network with interesting people. I am open to meeting local musicians that want to get together informally to create music. I like surrounding myself with interesting, insightful, talented, artistic people. I've always needed a creative outlet, and music has always gratified me. I sing, and it's one of the few things I do well. I can also write lyrics.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Linda
Birthday: 12/14/74 - I'm a Sagittarius if you actually believe in that crap.
Birthplace: Glens Falls, NY. No, I'm not inbred.
Current Location: Matawan, NJ
Eye Color: My eyes are like cesspools glistening in the sun.
Hair Color: You mean this week?
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm a righty.
Your Heritage: I was born in the USA, so that would make me AMERICAN.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work boots.
Your Weakness: Good books, juicy watermelon in the summertime, and broccoli raab (rapini) sauteed in garlic and olive oil. If you don't know what broccoli raab is, then you SO don't have any WOPS in your family tree. I also have a weakness for anything furry and cute. And I'm not talking about your pubic region.
Your Fears: Losing my mom. My dogs running away.
Your Perfect Pizza: A plain pie from Pete and Elda's. Nothing in the world like it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go on a diet and actually stick to it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where is that goddamn snooze button?
Your Best Physical Feature: People seem to love my nose and my fun bags.
Your Bedtime: Early on work nights. Whenever I'm tired on weekends.
Your Most Missed Memory: Carefree childhood summers with my Dad on Lake Hadlock.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither ... they are both POISON.
MacDonalds or Burger King: See above comment.
Single or Group Dates: Depends ... if it's a blind date, it's better to have people around. After it's been established that the guy isn't creepy, any kind of date can be fun.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Um, neither. They both taste like ass. I brew my own organic, herbal iced tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Where is the soy latte option?
Do you Smoke: Only when I drink.
Do you Swear: Like a fucking sailor.
Do you Sing: All the time. In the shower, when I'm driving, while I'm working, at karaoke night ...
Do you Shower Daily: No, I prefer to bathe yearly.
Have you Been in Love: I'm not sure. It's hard for me to differentiate between love, lust, and obsession.
Do you want to go to College: It would be nice to finally get a degree, but it would simply be for bragging rights. I make a decent living without having a piece of paper telling the world that I'm educated. Common sense, work ethic, drive, and the ability to be resourceful ... with those things, you can be anything you want.
Do you want to get Married: I guess the whole fairy tale thing would be nice, but it would have to be under the right circumstances. At this point in time though, I think I'm too jaded and cynical to even think about it.
Do you belive in yourself: I can honestly say that I am capable of greatness, but sometimes I'm too afraid to be assertive and grab what I want.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on the lighting.
Are you a Health Freak: It comes in spurts. When I'm good, I'm really good. When I'm bad, I'm really bad.
Do you get along with your Parents: I do now, but it wasn't always like that.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure, but poor Slappy doesn't. For a big dog, he's awfully wimpy.
Do you play an Instrument: Does the tambourine count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Is Paris Hilton a skank?
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm a social smoker. So yes, I've had a few.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Aleve counts as a drug, so be more specific.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes. Quite a few, actually. They've all been with the same person and they've all been a lot of fun.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Am I the only woman in the world that HATES the mall?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope. Sounds tempting though.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YUCK!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does karaoke night count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope. I'm in the clear for this month.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Everytime I take a bath.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah ... music off the internet. Thanks Limewire!
Ever been Drunk: Does Osama fuck underage sheep?
Ever been called a Tease: Yup.
Ever been Beaten up: I got jumped when I was 15 by a group of hoodrats.
Ever Shoplifted: Not since I was a snot-nose teenager with no respect for other people's property.
How do you want to Die: Saving someone else's life.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already grown up and I still don't know which direction I want to take in life.
What country would you most like to Visit: I still haven't seen all there is to see in my own country.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care.
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care.
Short or Long Hair: Don't care.
Height: As long as he's taller than me. That's not asking for much ... I'm only 5'4".
Weight: As long as my arms can fit all the way around his waist, I don't care.
Best Clothing Style: Biker clothes, blue collar gear, and the rebel in me still can't resist the grungy, rock star look. I like RUGGED looking men. I'm not into the metrosexual thing.
Number of Drugs I have taken: LOL, let's just say I had a wild youth.
Number of CDs I own: At least a couple hundred.
Number of Piercings: Took 'em all out except for the ones in my ears.
Number of Tattoos: Four.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Let me get back to you on that one.
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