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John Maeder

They say the hardest part of rollerblading is telling your parents your gay

About Me

I love my son more than anything on earth! He is my life. When he is not around me, I am not a whole person! Anything else that you may want to know, you just gotta ask.!!!
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My Interests

Family Music Tattoos Sports Pittsburgh Steelers

I'd like to meet:

Anybody cool with a great sense of humor. People who do not offend easily that can take a joke, people who are not constantly involved in or causing drama. Life is too short, relax and have fun!

Music:

MTF God Machine Sublime Long Beach Shortbus Pepper Slightly Stoopid Long Beach Dub Allstars Pantera Stone Sour Slipknot The Beatles Stone Temple Pilots Alice In Chains John Lennon Paul McCartney Pearl Jam Lamb Of God Queen Bob Dylan Down Superjoint Ritual Led Zeppelin Eminem Metallica System Of A Down Julian Lennon Sean Lennon Staind Velvet Revolver Soulfly Social Distortion Rancid Green Day Guns 'N' Roses Soundgarden Oasis Mad Season D12 50 Cent Jay Z ect...

Movies:

I am a fan of all movies but comedies are my all time favorites!

Television:

The Office Family Guy Chappelle Show Scrubs My Name is Earl South Park Seinfeld The Simpsons SNL Drawn Together ect....

Books:

Why read when you can dance!

Heroes:

MOM and DAD!

My Blog

Friends

We all need someone To talk to in our life, A friend to whom we run In times of stress or strife A friend who's always there Throughout the years, A friend we know will care And take away our fears. A...
Posted by MAEDER on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST

Thoughts....

Live life to the fullest. Live regret free. Leave all your cards on the table. Get the most out of life, we will never be here again. I once heard someone say "the minute you're born, you begin to die...
Posted by MAEDER on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:44:00 PST

The Beer and Buffalo Theory!

 A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for t...
Posted by MAEDER on Fri, 05 May 2006 07:13:00 PST

What God has learned

- Say something in a deep, booming voice and people take notice. - I shouldn't have favorites, but I think "Thou shalt not have false gods before me" is my best commandment. - It's very important to...
Posted by MAEDER on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 11:07:00 PST

15 Things I have come to learn

1.The intelligent man wins his battles with poinuent words, I'm sorry I mean sticks, pointed sticks.2.There is no such thing as bad sex3.If you want results, press the red button. The rest are useless...
Posted by MAEDER on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 10:53:00 PST

This is way cool!

http://www.kokogiak.com/projects/seawft/reveal_3a.html
Posted by MAEDER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stuff to ponder....

Why do we drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?   Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?   Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?    &...
Posted by MAEDER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST