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The Illumiletty

I'm gonna kick yo ass you son of a bitch. OH!

About Me

I am the Mexican Goldie Hawn.

My Interests

sleeping, crab soccer, centaurs, roger staubach, breasts, cactus cooler, flickity flack, 99 cent stores, clothing, mascara, cryptozoology, not bleeding, waffles, and WHATABURGER.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

People who like to say HEYO!

Music:

MC5, T. Rex, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Black Keys, Kings of Leon, STARZ, Queen, Rufus Wainwright, Loretta Lynn, Jeff Buckley, Air, Loverboy, Vanilla Fudge, The Animals, Willie Nelson, David Bowie, Ricky Nelson, The Zombies, The Turtles, Molly Hatchet, The Hollies, The Kinks, Sparks, Ike & Tina, The Faces, Abba, Black Sabbath, Cream, Deep Purple, Ghostland Observatory, ELO, Gilbert O'Sullivan, Erasure, Heart, Junior Kimrough, R.L. Burnside, Thin Lizzy, Styx.Right now I just listen to "Lady in Red" by Chris DeBurgh OVER AND OVER.

Movies:

ROCKY IV

Television:

Reno 911, The Office(BBC), and a whole bunch of other shit.

Books:

The Secret History by Donna Tartt, and others.

My Blog

I have my reservations

about the new soon to be a hit reality tv show, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" which features has-been artists trying to regain their moment in the spotlight.  http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Hit_Me_Baby/&nb...
Posted by The Illumiletty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What do you do?

I SAVE LIVES. Today when I went to go get a snack from the snack machine there was a cardinal that was caught in the building and he kept smacking into windows. I thought to myself, "Oh that is sa...
Posted by The Illumiletty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

They don't let you put Conqueror in your ebay name

As I was saying, they don't let you put conqueror in your ebay name, so I misspelled it as conquerer, because I really want to intimidate my competitors so that I can win that 70's hotpants outfit. I ...
Posted by The Illumiletty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I AM ON FIRE

In a good way, you know, as in being really hot. So i have this dog right, and I don't like to take care of it. I have to take it for a walk sometime soon, and I already have my shoes on and eve...
Posted by The Illumiletty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST