Two ants drinking a drink that is too big for them to drink.
Snake Titties and Gravy, The Amish Hard-ons
All horror. Bad. Good. Doesn't matter. As long as it's horror. Some favorites: Clownhouse, Redneck Zombies, Jack-O, The Suckling, Ghost House, The Sentinel, Video Dead, The Bat, Return of the Living Dead, The original House on Haunted Hill, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Rock N Roll Nightmare, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, The Masque of the Red Death, The Nest, The Killer Eye, Feeders I & II, Freaks Other movies: Coffy, Blacula, Scream Blacula Scream, Black Mama White Mama, The Devils Backbone, Amazons, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Edward Scissorhands, Vampire Raiders Ninja Queen, Happiness, Fleshburn, Ed Wood, Pink Flamingos, Mars Attacks, Hairspray, Cry Baby, Spirited Away, Office Killer, Triplets of Belleville, The Others,TNBC, Meet the Feebles, LOTR trilogy, all Monty Python, M, The 400 Blows.... eh.. a lot.
ALF, Mythbusters, Sifl & Olly, Little Britain, Carnivale, Red Dwarf, 24, The Office(BBC), COPS, Lost, MontyPythonsFlyingCircus, Arrested Development, Space Ghost C2C, MST3k, Golden Girls, X-Files, Mr. Show, Rescue Me, Firefly, Freaks and Geeks, Star Trek Enterprise, Ghost Hunters, A Haunting
JRR Tolkien, HL Mencken, Dorothy Parker, David Sedaris, James Thurber, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen Crane, Rainer Maria Rilke, William Carlos Williams, Anna Lætitia Barbauld, Pablo Neruda, EE Cummings, Ted Hughes, Philip Pullman, Brian Jacques
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