MY TOP 5 CELEBRITY CRUSHES |
5: Kelly Ripa: THE QUEEN OF THE MORNINGS! When you wake up in the morning, this perky little gal packs more pep than a double frappucino! LOL! Guess you could say she's RIPA-ing my heart to shreds! Lu...
Posted by THE GOVERNMENT FLU on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:16:00 PST |
a tale of woe and despair at the hands of the phallocracy |
the other day i was driving to my vegan potluck for sustainable bicyclists in a post anais nin world and a fuKKKing pig was behind me and i had to slow down to the speed limit!!!! then i was late to t...
Posted by THE GOVERNMENT FLU on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:26:00 PST |
I WILL NEVER WATCH HAROLD AND MAUDE |
THE REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE I DO NOT THINK I CARE FOR MOVIES WHERE OLD WOMEN RAPE INNOCENT BOYS
Posted by THE GOVERNMENT FLU on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST |
ABOUT THE TIME CHANDLER AND KATIE AND I GOT LOCKED IN SADIES |
That was the time the Sadies bartender was all shook ones part 2 because some armed robber returned to the scene of the crime and by virtue of coming in and playing Bauhaus we got free beers.So basica...
Posted by THE GOVERNMENT FLU on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST |
Thoughts on bar-running |
On Saturday night, my friend Heath and I invented a sport wherein you sprint to a bar, take a shot, then run off to the next closest bar. I think in an ideal world this would end up making a wide, laz...
Posted by THE GOVERNMENT FLU on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST |
This is a picture of Davey Havok and Alexis Arquette. |
Posted by THE GOVERNMENT FLU on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:12:00 PST |
I DON'T GET THE BIG DEAL ABOUT FOREIGN COUNTRIES |
EVERYONE I KNOW IS ALWAYS LIKE HURRRRRRRRR I WANT TO GO TO MYANMAR THEY HAVE SUCH A LOW QUALITY OF LIFE AND MAYBE I WILL GET A NEW MONKEY VIRUS.BITCH FUK UR MYANMARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!I AIN'T GONNA FRONT ...
Posted by THE GOVERNMENT FLU on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:58:00 PST |
NOT THOMPKINS |
pants pants, stupid pants. i hate you the most! i am a chaotic good male traveling bard and so i wrote a sonnet for the princess of the light!
Posted by THE GOVERNMENT FLU on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
