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Helgi

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a pigeon-toed, carnivorous, godless hooligan who sneezes about 7 times a day, was born in Iceland and resides in Colorado.

My Interests

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A time traveller

My Blog

The Archnemesis

Best just go to The ArchnemesisIt's all there.
Posted by on Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:31:00 GMT

The Top Ten Most Devastating Songs of all time!

This is a list of the top ten most devastating songs of all time.10. Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake" Specifically the Act 2 : No. 14 Scene: ModeratoWhy? This song is reminiscent of The Smurf's arch enemy "G...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:06:00 GMT

Dear Christians

I regret to inform you all, that I can no longer harbor any respect whatsoever for your beliefs. To advance as a human species, to spread kindness to one another, and truly appreciate the delicacy of ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:31:00 GMT

Helgi-isms

(I can't claim complete originality for all of these) Adult Beverage - A beer or a cocktail SMURF's are Communists - They really are, I will argue! Rappist - "Outkast sure are great rappists, but t...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 20:39:00 GMT

Who I DON'T wana meet, and who I do (drunk version)

Well, How about who I DON'T wanna meet... 1) People that get offended easily. People that get offended easily deserve to be offended a lot. 2) Vegans. Because I know I will someday say "I told you...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Mar 2005 07:48:00 GMT

My odd sleeping habits have caused this, My Greek God Equivalent!

If I was a Norse god, I'd be THOR. However, according to this, if I was a Greek god, I'd be Hades ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2004 05:33:00 GMT