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miles

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Um uh basically what you can do is realize that if you see me doin' somethin then ladies are pretty much guaranteed not to like it

My Interests

bourbon, mix cds, cold fronts, shrimp scampi

I'd like to meet:


lunchlady emma

Music:

caribou, outkast, al green, the upper crust

Movies:

nightmare on elm street, nightmare on elm street part three, friday the 13th part two, friday the 13th part four, halloween, sleepaway camp part two, shark attack 3: megalodon, halloween, halloween part two, halloween part three: season of the witch, dead alive, slumber party massacre

Books:

harry potter and the deathly hallows, lamb, practical demonkeeping

My Blog

sort of like fucking a goat

so there is this video of four guys in a pretty big sailboat who get caught in a pretty bad storm in the south pacific and the winds destroy their mast. they radio for help to no avail and drift at se...
Posted by miles on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:28:00 PST

too kay sevn

alright. 2007 started off totally asses. but i think that it's not gonna be too bad of a year.(cue the part of EVERY posi myspace blog where the next entry describes a tragedy)
Posted by miles on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST

IF YOU GOT TOOK THE FUCK OUT MY TOP 8

don't worry. you'll be back soon. imma rotate this bitch more.
Posted by miles on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:19:00 PST

reaching for the phone

i keep wondering if i made the wrong decision. i wonder if i made a decision at all or if this is fate. i don't know which i like better, the insecurity or the finality. or which one i hate more. ...
Posted by miles on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:06:00 PST

two hearts born to run

i had a lot of fun. i love the people i know. but tonight i officially resigned myself to fate. i've been trying for a long time, but not really. tonight it's done. there was even a (failed) last di...
Posted by miles on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:20:00 PST

jump in the line. rock your body on time.

i'm at my new job. i am wearing some slacks and a short-sleeved aquamarine shirt. i am also wearing sneakers. i haven't shaved in three days and i keep envisioning myself telling my boss to go fuck he...
Posted by miles on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:15:00 PST

it's 7:39 pm

and i am retardedly drunk and sort of sad. who says drinking isn't the solution cuz fuckin' a it's the solution.
Posted by miles on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 05:38:00 PST

i have no beard

seriously, guys. it's gone and i look like i'm 19. bring the high school girls and let them know i can buy them zima.
Posted by miles on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:35:00 PST

Ok I added a song to my profile

sorry i had to do it. i really like this song.
Posted by miles on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 07:04:00 PST

It was totally just my birthday

and i turned old this year. it was fun. thanks guys. maybe i just wasn't into it, really. i mean, there were moments -- don't get me wrong.sorry. i'm very selfish on my birthday. i guess there were...
Posted by miles on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:05:00 PST