(+)Throwing myself into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness.
(+)Jeering the lights in the windows of all safe and stable homes.
(But wondering then, well what could peace of mind be like?)
(+) My mini-me thing that creepily looks exactly like me:
(+) Missing out on Monday and coming up smiling Tuesday morning.
(+)Meerkats.
(+) Strawberry licorice pinwheels
(+) El Dia de los Muertos
(+) The Stretford End.
(+)The Manchester United Football Club
(+)Kogepan
(+)Morrissey
(+)Mern Seifer whom I love like a milkshake
(+)the genius who came up with this:
It's at 191 Portobello Road, London. You won't be sorry.
my amazing cat Jaws ...look...
He was found in a garbage can.
I'd like to meet:
The vastly underrated David Jason. Oolong. Withnail. Madame Cholet. Kate Moss.The Well Bred Captain of The Pinafore.
Not You.
Movies:
Shark Attack 3: MEGALODON
The Apple
Withnail & I
American Movie
Spellbound
Television:
Bagpuss, Dangermouse, Freaks & Geeks and The Office.
I also enjoy Discovery Channel shows about interesting bugs and deep sea creatures.
Books:
Anything at all written by Pablo Neruda. Pretty much anything written by Irvine Welsh. His Dark Materials. The Sirens of Titan. The Brothers K. Watchmen. A Confederacy of Dunces. The Harry Potter series. Get Your War On I and II. The Asian History Series by Mern Seifer.
Heroes:
HIM:
HIM:
THESE GUYS:
HIM:
HIM:
AND HIM:
I guess it's quite an eye opening day when you realize what you most aspire to be is a stuffed cat, an animated mouse, a couple of alcoholic and extremely violent dairy products, a mean old bag from Stretford, a rabbit that can balance ten cookies on its head, and a chain smoking, Jewish lawyer with a penchant for Spiderman and Paula Abdul cover songs.
