larz profile picture

larz

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



My Interests

wise-ass comments, tomfoolery, shennanigans, dubious ruffians, people, big words, people who don't take themselves too seriously, piercings, tattoos, cigarettes, sex, bondage, alcohol, green tea, music, trashy bars, shows, porn, jack daniels, horror, zombies, poetry, literature, Eddie Izzard, intelligent conversation, haunted houses, blood and gore, witnessing people doing stupid things and/or getting hurt in a brutal fashion

I'd like to meet:

one person...just one...that could tell me exactly what the fuck is going on...

Music:

NOFX, Rancid, Bad Religion, The Ramones, A.F.I., Alkaline Trio, Dead Kennedys, Talib Kweli, Necro, Dropkick Murphy's, Black Flag, The Transplants, Dead Milkmen, Green Day, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Strung Out, The Virus, Oxymoron, Vice Squad, H2O, Osker, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Nirvana, Pennywise, The Used, Violent Femmes, The Vandals, Two Man Advantage, Tenacious D, The Postal Service, Mephiskapheles, Mindless Self Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, The Misfits, Mr. Bungle, Local H, Jurassic 5, Guttermouth, Every Time I Die, The Damned, Crass, Circle Jerks, Bloodhound Gang, Sick Of It All, Blood for Blood, Terror, Candiria, The Casualties, Mos Def, Hazen Street, Nonphixion, Atmosphere, Eminem, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Wu-Tang Clan, Bjork, Marilyn Manson, Korro (RIP), Patient Zero (RIP), Head Automatica, Buzzcocks, Murderdolls, Dead Veronica, NO PATIENCE, Johnny Cash, 3 Inches of Blood, Panic! At the Disco, Dead City Rush, Oingo Boingo, Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, Draco and the Malfoys, Hub City Stompers, Heavens, Toy Dolls, Creature Feature, Code Anchor, Clown Vomit

Movies:

.. Bowling for Columbine, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Vulgar, Spider-Man, X-Men, X:2, Clockwork Orange, Made, Swingers, The Big Lebowski, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, MST3K: The Movie, Sexy Beast, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Trainspotting, S.L.C. Punk, Sid and Nancy, The Breakfast Club, Thirteen Ghosts, Memento, American Beauty, Spun, May, Boondock Saints, Sleepers, Nuke 'Em High, Tromeo and Juliet, Saw, House of 1000 Corpses, Grandma's Boy, Lolita, Ginger Snaps, Evil Fred, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Devil's Rejects, Anchorman, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Return To Oz, Corpse Bride, Pretty

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Invader Zim, Family Guy, Sealab2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Metalocalypse, The Brak Show, That 70's Show, The Sopranos, Robot Chicken, Dr. Who, Chef!, Entourage, Dead Like Me, Weeds, The Riches

Books:

Lolita (Vladimir Nabokov), Cut My Hair (Jaime S. Rich), The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton), Rule of the Bone (Russel Banks), A Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess), Please Kill Me (Legs McNeil), How Soon Is Never (Marc Spitz), Choke, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Survivor, Diary, Fight Club (Chuck Palahniuk), Johhny The Homocidal Maniac, Squee!, I Feel Sick (Jhonen Vasquez), Beloved (Toni Morrison) Preacher (Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon), Running With Scissors (Augusten Burroughs), Naked (David Sedaris), A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (Dave Eggers)

Heroes:

..

My Blog

Celebrate Jesus' Birthday By Buying Me Stuff

this is stuff i want for christmas...i probably won't get any of it, but i figured i'd jump on the wish list bandwagon...XBox 360Nintendo WiiNintendo DS LiteSexy SheetsComforterDVD PlayerStereo...
Posted by larz on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

i guess i missed the memo...

...about me having to run every single fucking thing i do in my life by other people...that is all...
Posted by larz on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:11:00 PST

LaRz says...

...the only game here is the one you created for yourself. and somehow you still weren't smart enough to win at it...
Posted by larz on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:29:00 PST

.cracking the facade.

they all flock to you like moths to a flamebut what they don't realize is how quick you are to burn the ones that get too closeslowly but surely, everyone's realizing what i already knew......
Posted by larz on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:15:00 PST

rabble, rabble, rabble

maybe i just think too much about things... i can never just take things as they come and enjoy them... stupid brain making me want to delve so deeply into every goddamn thing... just shut up and appr...
Posted by larz on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST

i don't need this...

god i miss being able to trust people without a second thought...
Posted by larz on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST

whatever...

i think i may die of shock if the day ever comes when you're happy for me... at least there's someone out there who is...
Posted by larz on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:53:00 PST

random thought

for no other reason than that it simply popped into my head, i decided tonight that i immensely enjoy the term insufferable cunt. thank you. that is all....
Posted by larz on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST

nj bachelor party...more pics and a full update to come

last night was the bachelor party in jersey for friends of the haunted house family...too much to go into now, but this can give you an idea of the insanity/fun that ensued...yeah...don't ask...i don'...
Posted by larz on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:58:00 PST

...he, she, it, they, us, we, i...

...today i was reminded that i hate alice in chains almost as much as i hate overuse of pronouns in lieu of proper names...
Posted by larz on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST