Generally speaking, I like the Mets, the Penguins, playing cards, professional wrestling and titties. If you're down with that you can hold on to it, if not...send it right on back.
Kelly Clarkson, Ric Flair, Lenny Dykstra, Joe Namath, Spider-Man, Marla Sokoloff, Mandy Moore, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, She-Ra, Brendan Fraser and Skeletor. Oh, and Avril Lavigne...no wait, fuck her for getting married. OK, OK, OK in her place: Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. Yeahhhhhh.
Or
Burt Reynolds. He is much man.
Journey, Andrew WK, Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, The Postal Service, Justin Timberlake, The Ataris, Cascada, Aqua, DragonForce, Cyndi Lauper, Culture Club, Tony Yayo, Tom Jones, Wu-Tang Clan, Neil Diamond, David Hasselhoff, NOFX, AFI, Thursday, Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, G-Unit, Bubba Sparxxx, Christina Aguilera, Bon Jovi, Coheed & Cambria, Bloodhound Gang, Daddy Yankee, Green Day, The Offspring, Weezer, Blink-182, The Prodigy, The Aquabats, Paula Abdul, Panic! At The Disco, Rick Springfield, Eddie Money, Jojo, Nelly Furtado, The Doors, The Who, Reel Big Fish, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Huey Lewis & The News, Kenny Loggins, Kenny Rogers, Gwen Stefani, DVDA, Lasgo
Also: Old School, Airheads, Dude Where's My Car?, Star Wars, Super Troopers, Braveheart, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, No Holds Barred, Rocky, Masters Of The Universe, The Full Monty, Teen Wolf, The Graduate, Back To The Future, The Naked Gun, Airplane!, Anchorman, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Talladega Nights, Beerfest, Club Dread, The Karate Kid, The Mighty Ducks, The Sandlot, Rookie Of The Year, Christmas Vacation, The Goonies, Snakes On A Plane
Mets games, Wrestling, Arrested Development, Charles In Charge, The Surreal Life, Supergroup, The Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, King Of The Hill, He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe, Thundercats, Inspector Gadget, Saved By The Bell, My Name Is Earl, Boy Meets World, The Smurfs,
"Harry Potter" by JK Rowling, "A Time To Kill" by John Grisham, "In Cold Blood" by Truman Capote, Anything about wrestling, most sports and other selected "real" books
He-Man, Mario Lemieux, Emmitt Smith, David Hasselhoff, Roberto Baggio, Chris Jericho, The Honky Tonk Man, Al Bundy, Papa Smurf and Randy West