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Shoes is not your buddy, guy

My lip gloss be poppin'. My lip gloss is cool.

About Me


- Hi. My name is Shoes and I'm probably the most awesome guy you're ever going to meet.
- I'm part nerd, part geek, part party boy, and all dynamite.
- I think Kelly Clarkson is amazing. Like seriously, I want to marry her. Legit. She melts my heart. Plus I think she'd like me.
- I'm like kind of a big sports guy. And my teams are: New York Mets, Pittsburgh Penguins, Dallas Cowboys, San Antonio Spurs and FC Inter Milan. HOO-RAH!
- I heart Cherry flavored sodas.
- Having hot sauce injected up your nose while you sleep is not fun.
- I wrestle.
- I play poker semi-often, but I suck.
- If I was famous and had money, I'd live like Vince on "Entourage." Just dick around all day with my friends then go buy a $200,000 car when I get bored.
- If I had a body, I'd be a dynamite stripper. Like whoa.
-Hood!
- I blame MTV for blowing my chace to be a teen heartthrob and possible Tiger Beat cover boy.
- I am a huge mark for He-Man. I can still watch those episodes and be fully engrossed in what goes on in Eternia.
- I never really planned on growing up. It never seemed like fun to me.
- There's hardly anything that I take seriously. It's kind of a blessing and a curse.
- I'm good in Math. I came in 2nd in the Math bee in the 6th grade and took 3rd place in the 8th grade.
- I am usually always down for a trip to Atlantic City.
- I'm not much of a gamer, but holy mother of fuck do I love games where I get to play rock star.
- Yeah, that's pretty much me. For the most part, I'm a good guy. My parents taught me really good manners and I don't take off my pants until the time is just right.
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Irene Cara - "What A Feeling (Flashdance)"
Waking up: Hanson - "If Only"
Average day: Joe Esposito - "You're The Best"
First date: Blink 182 - "First Date"
Falling in love: Chicago - "The Glory of Love"
Love scene: The Foo Fighters - "Everlong"
Fight scene: Tony Yayo - "Drama Setter"
Breaking up: Taking Back Sunday - "Great Romances of the 20th Century"
Getting back together: Journey - "Don't Stop Believing"
Secret love: The Ataris - "Your Boyfriend Sucks"
Life's okay: Green Day - "Holiday"
Mental breakdown: The Ramones - "My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down"
Driving: TV Themes - "Knight Rider"
Learning a lesson: Christina Aguilera - "Fighter"
Deep thought: Cyndi Lauper - "I Drove All Night"
Flashback: Staind - "So Far Away"
Partying: ZZ Top - "Sharp Dressed Man"
Happy dance: Belinda Carlisle - "Heaven Is A Place On Earth"
Regreting: Eminem - "Lose Yourself"
Long night alone: The Postal Service - "The District Sleeps Alone Tonight"
Death scene: Kansas - "Dust In The Wind"
Closing credits: Skid Row - "I Remember You"
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My Interests

Generally speaking, I like the Mets, the Penguins, playing cards, professional wrestling and titties. If you're down with that you can hold on to it, if not...send it right on back.

I'd like to meet:

Kelly Clarkson, Ric Flair, Lenny Dykstra, Joe Namath, Spider-Man, Marla Sokoloff, Mandy Moore, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, She-Ra, Brendan Fraser and Skeletor. Oh, and Avril Lavigne...no wait, fuck her for getting married. OK, OK, OK in her place: Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. Yeahhhhhh.
Or

Burt Reynolds. He is much man.

Music:

Journey, Andrew WK, Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, The Postal Service, Justin Timberlake, The Ataris, Cascada, Aqua, DragonForce, Cyndi Lauper, Culture Club, Tony Yayo, Tom Jones, Wu-Tang Clan, Neil Diamond, David Hasselhoff, NOFX, AFI, Thursday, Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, G-Unit, Bubba Sparxxx, Christina Aguilera, Bon Jovi, Coheed & Cambria, Bloodhound Gang, Daddy Yankee, Green Day, The Offspring, Weezer, Blink-182, The Prodigy, The Aquabats, Paula Abdul, Panic! At The Disco, Rick Springfield, Eddie Money, Jojo, Nelly Furtado, The Doors, The Who, Reel Big Fish, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Huey Lewis & The News, Kenny Loggins, Kenny Rogers, Gwen Stefani, DVDA, Lasgo

Movies:


Also: Old School, Airheads, Dude Where's My Car?, Star Wars, Super Troopers, Braveheart, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, No Holds Barred, Rocky, Masters Of The Universe, The Full Monty, Teen Wolf, The Graduate, Back To The Future, The Naked Gun, Airplane!, Anchorman, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Talladega Nights, Beerfest, Club Dread, The Karate Kid, The Mighty Ducks, The Sandlot, Rookie Of The Year, Christmas Vacation, The Goonies, Snakes On A Plane

Television:

Mets games, Wrestling, Arrested Development, Charles In Charge, The Surreal Life, Supergroup, The Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, King Of The Hill, He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe, Thundercats, Inspector Gadget, Saved By The Bell, My Name Is Earl, Boy Meets World, The Smurfs,

Books:

"Harry Potter" by JK Rowling, "A Time To Kill" by John Grisham, "In Cold Blood" by Truman Capote, Anything about wrestling, most sports and other selected "real" books

Heroes:

He-Man, Mario Lemieux, Emmitt Smith, David Hasselhoff, Roberto Baggio, Chris Jericho, The Honky Tonk Man, Al Bundy, Papa Smurf and Randy West

My Blog

Self Help

I haven't done one of these gimmicks in quite some time, so here we go. First off, I tore my medial meniscus gimmick in my left knee. Some days are better than others, but for the most part, it hurts ...
Posted by Shoes is not your buddy, guy on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:21:00 PST

Jimmy

Jimmy "Hustler" Alicea was my friend. I don't mean like "saw him at a few shows" or "booked me once for ABC Wrestling," I mean he was my friend. I met Jimmy 5-6 years ago when I was commentating for J...
Posted by Shoes is not your buddy, guy on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:48:00 PST

Win A(nother) Date With El Shoes!

Hello all! Now I'm sure we all remember the excitement and drama  of last month's Win A Date contest, and just because I can, here it is: Win A(nother) Date With El Shoes! I have two tickets to s...
Posted by Shoes is not your buddy, guy on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:03:00 PST

Win A Date With El Shoes!

Hello all! I have two tickets to see Journey and Def Leppard at PNC on Friday, Sept. 15. Yes, Journey is fucking awesome. Here's the deal. I need somebody to go with. Not just anybody, but somebody wh...
Posted by Shoes is not your buddy, guy on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:10:00 PST

Hi

Does anybody actually care/read if I blog on here?
Posted by Shoes is not your buddy, guy on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

I have to be at work in one hour and 51 minutes...

The Mets are playing good ball. They're winning too which is even better. Playing well doesn't necessarily mean you win, but they're doing both and their games have been both fun, crisp, entertaining ...
Posted by Shoes is not your buddy, guy on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:15:00 PST

I'd like...

I'd like to start off by saying that I hate the way my hair grows. It's all weird and thick and grimey. I'd like to follow that by saying that I hate CVS. Following that, I'd like the record to show ...
Posted by Shoes is not your buddy, guy on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:02:00 PST

And yeah...

I don't write in this thing at all. I have nothing interesting to say and yet some 416 people have checked out one of my blogs at some point or another. I don't do drugs anymore. I don't like to drink...
Posted by Shoes is not your buddy, guy on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:16:00 PST

Because I'm mad gay

OK, I just filled this out on Suzy Fox's gimmick and cuz I'm mad swift I stole it. So feel free to fill it out. 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush ...
Posted by Shoes is not your buddy, guy on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 10:29:00 PST

In case you've wondered...

...where I've been lately, I have a new job (which sucks) and have been working all sorts of crazy hours (which, in turn, also sucks). So if anybody has anything going on or you'd like to chill, get ...
Posted by Shoes is not your buddy, guy on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 12:48:00 PST