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Demonique Device

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About Me


I wouldn't give you head if I was drowning and there was oxygen in your balls... Now that the niceties are out of the way,
I am eprfec,t
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I am filled with you
skin, blood, brain, and bone
There is no room for trust
or lack of trust

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Please don't add me to your friends unless I know who you are or you message me first.
Random friend requests kind of weird me out
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I am the EVIL Snow White. I am Poison Ivy. I am Lust.
I am a woman more fascinating than travel through time and space,
A girl more exciting than an escape up a ventilation shaft,
A lover more thrilling than an army of cybernetic slugs
I am obssessed with Theda Bara
Is it weird to love people for their flaws and just be "eh" about their perfections?
Scars are another thing that get me. I LoVe them. I don't even need to know their stories. There's something gentle about them, like it took something hard out of that spot.
I get hot to the touch when I sleep and am addicted to post secrets. I don't much like bars and overt loudness, but I love to cuddle and watch terribly bad movies.
I love baking brownies, pommegranite juice and lime Tostitoes. (Not baking all of them, just the brownies are baked- sometimes in the shape of bats) I also like eating organic foods.
I tend to adore when my body is in pain.
I sometimes like to be touched when I'm sad by certain special people. It comforts me a great deal.
I'm slightly obsessed with Russians.
I love traveling. Especially impromtu late night traveling.
I was told once, by a mysterious old man in Boston, that I "love deep. Deep as the ocean" and think it describes my best friendships.
Quite frequently, I know things before they happen. Occaisionally, I can tell things that are happening far away. I like to pretend this doesn't happen.
I want to have a daughter one day and travel the world with her like the mother in Chocolat.
I've found I'm frightfully bad at being human. But being good at it hardly seems to be any fun.
I get lonely sometimes in crowds of people.
Aphrodite is my patron goddess.
I use a Mac
I do spend a little too much time on the computer, hence the prettiness you see stolen before you here.
AIM, Absinthe Fae

The universe and I seem to get on at times, whereas sleep and I never seem to. I think Morpheus and my hair are the heads of a worldwide conspiracy to bring me down...
I like getting my way. I like it intensely.
I am an exibitionist.
I've been looking for something to live for for longer than I've known how to die for someone.
I am desolation
I am temptation
I am elation
Click here to watch:
SALAD FINGERS SEVEN!!!
Spike and Dru is love.
Stanisomniaks are Love
When all is said and done, who can love you and still be standing?

My future wedding cake
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My Interests

I adopted a cute lil' kitty fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Things that make me smile interest me.
If you're on that list- you are damn lucky. I'm very dedicated to keeping you in my life. Making people happy is another big one.

I like kittens and evil.

Other than that: music, mayhem, the beach in the moonlight, vintage hair styles, cooking in heels, russians, pain, chocolate, vinyl, corsets, candles, adventures, fun, Burlesque, collars, friends, manicures, pedicures, acting, big ass dorks, vaccuming in pearls, the other side of the mirror, the russian circus, Stage Combat, erotic aphixiation, Sphereplay (aka Contact Juggling), Sideshow, Chai Tea Lattes, Fire Performance, baking, Computational Fluid Dynamic Engineering, tigers, peacock feathers, play piercing, rainfall, thunder, chokers, Latex, Walking up to the Edge and Jumping in, Suspension, the moon, being snowed in, interior decorating, Chess, kittens, traveling abroad, Backbends, fire, Water, Greek Mythology, Kitlers , Sex, Gore, the word pyrotica, cryptozoology, Modeling, high heels and stilettos, fetish photography, thigh highs and short skirts, Wereleopards, Magick, Kitchen Witchery, hot wax, PETA stickers, pin up girls, Struwwelpeter, sewing, love, lust, passion and hatred...

I'd like to meet:


The ShadowMan. He's like the Sandman, only he brings nightmares.

The last human being alive, a man who has died, and a creature evolved from cats standing around a metal table listening to a computer with an IQ of six thousand, who can't remember who knocked Swansea City out of the 1967 FA cup, explain what the hell is happening.

. . . the Doctor

. . . and Catherine O'Hara or Matt Frewer, I haven't decided.

Music:



Boingo, HARRY POTTER HARDCORE, The Dixie Chicks, Garbage, Ani FUCKING Difranco, Monalisa Arias, The Toy Dolls, RASPUTINA, The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, The Dresden Dolls, Bear McCreary, Tori Amos, The Tea Party, Stevie Nicks, AQUA, The Sex Pistols, Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, Maxwell Demon and the Venus in Furs, Placebo, Blondie, Devo, Dead or Alive, Talking Heads, Billy Idol, The Tiger Lillies, Sever, Sheryl Crow, Johnny Cash, Cher, Vast, Fuel, bif naked, Richard Cheese, The Sins of thy Beloved, Klaus Nomi, Robin and Linda Williams, Wojczech, Tom Petty, Antigone Rising, JoyDrop, David Bowie, Fiona Apple, Danny Elfman, Heart, Bear McCreary, Rufus Wainwright, Duran Duran, Oingo Boingo, Live, Miranda July, Smashing Pumkins make me horny, Mannon Lescout is my favourite opera, Classical (except freakin' Dvorak), Random old Jazz, my favorite songs are "You Belong to me" and "You don't Own Me" and the various covers thereof. There's more, ask...

Movies:

Forbbiden Zone, Clue, The Horror of Party Beach, CAT PEOPLE, But I'm a Cheerleader, Bride of Chucky, Hellraiser 4, Devil's Rejects, Willard, Valmont, SECRETARY, Serenity, QUILLS, Titus, Velvet Goldmine, Clue, May, Ginger Snaps Trilogy, My Boyfriends Back, Night at the Roxbury, The Incredibles, The Fifth element, Labyrinth, Legend, Blue Velvet, The Haunting, Freaks, House on Haunted Hill, House on Haunted Hill 2000 (right up til where Famke dies), Sid & Nancy, Willow, The Linguine Incident, Bernard and the Genie, Bubba HO-TEP, Bound, The Nightmare before Christmas, Foxfire, Gia, Mystery Men, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3, Hellraiser, Evil Dead Trilogy, Night of the Living Dead, Clockwork Orange, Cry Baby, Chocolat, 12 Monkeys, Slither, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Bound, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, The Fisher King, The 10th Kingdom, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Love Me if you Dare, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane, Practical Magic, The Lost Boys, Cecil B Demented, My Boyfriend's Back, Night of the Living Dead, Teen Witch, Sea People, The Faculty, The Bad Seed, The Big Lebowski, Zoolander, Peter Pan, The Faculty, Titus, Anything Marilyn Monroe or Theda Barra and all random B horror movies

Television:



Are you Afraid of the Dark?, The New Dr. Who, hex, Weeds, Strawberry Shortcake, Jem, My little Pony, She Ra, Moondreamers, Peter Pan and the Pirates, Gargoyles, Darkwing Duck, Pirates of Darkwater, Robot Chicken, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, I Dream of Jeannie, The Tick, Ghoul A Go-Go, Invader Zim, Rainbow Brite, Blackadder, Chef, Red Dwarf, Are you Being Served?, My Hero, Get Smart, Sailor Moon, LIVE ACTION sailor moon, Buffy Season 2&3, X-Files, Firefly, Conan O'Brian, That 70s Show, Battlestar Galactica, The Daily Show, Drawn Together, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python's Flying Circus, History channel and random UFO specials

Books:

Les Liaisons Dangereuses
by Choderlos De Laclos ;

DragonSong
by Anne McCaffrey ;

Burnt Offerings
by Laurell K. Hamilton ;

The Handmaid’s Tale
by Margaret Atwood ;

Herland
by Charlotte Perkins Gilman ;

CUNT
by Inga Muscio

The Mists of Avalon
by Marion Zimmer Bradley

Fear of Dreaming and
Void of Course
by Jim Carroll

and of course

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Heroes:



AND

Her skin is white cloth,
And she's all sewn apart
And she has many colored pins
Sticking out of her heart.

She has a beautiful set
Of hypno-disk eyes,
The ones that she uses
To hypnotize guys.

She has many different zombies
Who are deeply in her trance.
She even has a zombie
Who was originally from France.

But she knows she has curse on her
A curse she cannot win.
For if someone gets
Too close to her,

The pins stick farther in.

My Blog

Rolling with Herod...

Here's a cute little review of Alexia Anastasio's Salome done by Pretty Scary. I just like the fact that it uses the phrase "summoned to Queen Herod's throne room for nefarious lesbian purposes." oh, ...
Posted by Demonique Device on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:01:00 PST

Hit me with your best shot...

1.2.3.4. Crazy Girl 5.6. Zombie Girl 7. Lion's Mane 8.9.10. 11. ...
Posted by Demonique Device on Thu, 22 May 2008 07:25:00 PST

Snow bells ring and I’m not listenin’

In bed.Wishing I had cocoa and cuddles.Plan to stay there all day.
Posted by Demonique Device on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:29:00 PST

Fine Tuned

I feel disrespected and dirty.I just wanted someone to care about me in a real sense. Beginning to think that doesn't exist.Am I just an easy mark?
Posted by Demonique Device on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:30:00 PST

Holiday Wish List

Looking for something to get me? Something that really fits the bill? Well, look no further than this:mmmm blackand of course, this casing for above saidand if that's a bit out of your league, you cou...
Posted by Demonique Device on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:33:00 PST

Chocolate-Caramel Champignons

Our intrepid mushroom hunters found these rare specimens on the rue Saint-Honoré in Paris in the elegant shop of chocolatier Michel Cluizel. The cap of crunchy almond croquant is dipped in dark chocol...
Posted by Demonique Device on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:51:00 PST

I Love you to Death

So, now that the Halloween season is over are you sitting in your living room in the decimated wake of your day after Halloween clearance shopping bags wondering what to do until another 364 days pass...
Posted by Demonique Device on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:04:00 PST

Jans Haunted Woods

Jan's Haunted Woods on the corner of 25 and N. Ocean.12$ or 10$ w/coupon.A scarey fun little jaunted through the valley of haunted terror.wOooOOoooooo SpOoOky tErRoR......Thurs-Sun 7pm- ??? ...
Posted by Demonique Device on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:27:00 PST

Nicotine

You never really needed meThe way you need your nicotineI watch you when you take a dragLike a lover in your handsMaybe I was just a sugar buzzA little high but not enoughYou felt me for a little whi...
Posted by Demonique Device on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:32:00 PST

Wheeeee!

Wheeeeee!
Posted by Demonique Device on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST