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Jared

I want to touch your lips or break them wide open

About Me

I like to laugh and to make others happy even when i'm miserable.

My Interests

Straightedge, eyes, guitar, Punk Rock, True Hip hop, cuddling, horror movies, John Cusack, Romantic Comedies, Sars, stars, shows, dreadlocks, not eating meat, being loud and boistrous, laughing, tattoos, singing, playing guitar

I'd like to meet:

People who are intelligent. I dont want to meet any scenesters,sluts, or two-faced people. Leave me alone. Also Guys arent supposed to wear girls jeans. k? thanks

Music:

Bouncing Souls, Bad Brains, Bane, Boy Sets Fire, The Get Up Kids, JawBreaker, Decendents, Rise Against, Against Me!, Alkaline Trio, Avail, Lifetime, Saves the Day, A day at the fair, Blood Red, GB, Warzone, SubterFuge, Scraps and heart attacks, Silent Majority, Heads vs. Breakers, The Backup plan, Kill Your Idols, Satanic Surfers, Embrace Today, Kid Dynamite, Rocket From the Crypt, Stay Gold, Terror, Mental, Tuesday Nights Leftovers(hahaha), Dashboard , Morrissey, Good Clean Fun, Strike Anywhere, Comeback kid, buju Banton, Bob Marley, FishBone, Catch 22, Operation Ivy, The pilfers, Kanye West, Mos Def, Al Green, Teddy Pentagrass, Smokey Robinson, Miles Davis, and much more....

Movies:

THE GOONIES!, Scarface, Orgasmo, Baseketball, South Park movie, Disney movies, Platoon, saving private ryan, Dead presidents, Night of the Living dead( the remake and the 1968 version), Dawn of the dead, Day of the dead, chick Flicks, star wars, The monster squad, aliens, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead I and II, 28 days later, steel magnolias, John Cusack is my hero, Better off Dead, High Fidelity, Say Anything, Serendipity, Boogie Nights, ScarFace, Chasing Amy, and anything from View Askew productions....

Television:

Chappelle's Show, The History Channel, Rocko's modern life, 7th heaven, I have digital cable so a lot of shit. Adult Swim, Lupin the 3rd 3333

Books:

Michael Moore's "Dude where's my Country?" The Quickening, Communist Manafesto, Sigmund Freud, Martin Buber "I and Tho"

Heroes:

Daredevil, Martin Luther King Jr. because without him I would not have the plethora of friends I have today, and my mom.

My Blog

Bouncing souls/Avail @ bbkings

To start this off We were walking to the show and this asian lady was standing on a podium like she was a manaquin. She totally looked fake. So nicole tells me to touch her. So thinking this lady isn...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck you.

Ok. i'm fucking sick of every girl in the world trying to use me so they can get my friends who are "hot". If you think about it, its fucked up. I dont ask girls to hook me up with their girlfriends. ...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck easter

i love how my mom feels the need to tell our guests everything about me. I hate holidays for that reason. Fuck you and Fuck all of you bitches who diss me. eat my ass
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Get up kids were amazing last night!

anyone who didnt get to go to this show missed an awesome set. They played a lof of stuff off 4 minute mile, and something to write home about and a few new songs. Totally rocked my world.
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Morrissey

there is nothing better than to start your day off with a little morrissey. I owe to to Chris because he told me to buy the best of Morrissey cd and I did. Thanks chris!
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Singing

I can totally sing better than half of these fucking morons on tv. Why am i not singing in a band? I can write lyrics and my voice is kick ass. totally want to sing in a band and play guitar while doi...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

scarface

I have a new found obesssion with Scarface, Tony Montana, and Yayo. I dont know what else to say but all i know is that if i die, I want to overdose on cocaine. If i do that people will know that I wa...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

step off me son.

i'm sick of how all these fucking wiggers think that they are tough shit. One of them starts with me(long story) so he says "step off me son." I told explained to him that i was not even stepping on h...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm happy

yes for once i'm happy.
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jackson made me feel better

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Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST