"Can you stop accidenting please?" |
This is what Stephanie said when I called her after Mike and I rear ended a car.My Saturday was pretty shitty to begin with. Then I got home and learned that Mike's was no better. We decided we wanted...
Posted by Jasmine T Morrell on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:28:00 PST |
Other uses for a closet. |
What some people neglected to tell me is that I apparently am in what's called "Tornado Alley".Great.Since I've been here there has been more tornado warnings than I can count on my fingers. This mean...
Posted by Jasmine T Morrell on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:48:00 PST |
Learning To Love You More. |
So after much browsing and boredom, I’ve decided to take part in the website Learningtoloveyoumore.com. Here’s a rundown of what it is from the site:Learning to Love You More is both a web...
Posted by Jasmine T Morrell on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:37:00 PST |
Rhymes with pity now. |
Honestly, I don’t even know where to begin...I guess we’ll go back to almost a week ago. Saturday if you will. I’m going across a two way road with three lanes on each side. Nobody i...
Posted by Jasmine T Morrell on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:05:00 PST |
My first day. |
Well, after much frustration but keeping my chin up and remaining positive, I have landed myself a job. I now am an employee at Got Ink? tattoo studios in Dallas. When you first walk in you...
Posted by Jasmine T Morrell on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:19:00 PST |
HOOK, L(EYE)ne & Sinker. |
Happy Birthday to you Michael Morris!He turned 23 years old on Friday.It was a good Friday.We went out- thanks to all who came and shown the birthday boy a good time. Had some drinks.Danced. Mike- for...
Posted by Jasmine T Morrell on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:04:00 PST |
The best part of the strawberry is the stem. |
There is truth in experience. How can we possibly know what to believe and what is really real without finding out for ourselves? It's so easy to read about the wheather in Haiti or th...
Posted by Jasmine T Morrell on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:24:00 PST |
Hopefully, there will be no snakes on my plane. |
So tomorrow I leave for the big T. I checked online and there's a weight limit with the carry-on stuff. Fifty pounds each. And size limit. 62 inches. I'm gonna end up leaving a little more behin...
Posted by Jasmine T Morrell on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:30:00 PST |
Take it from Esther, falling down is no picnic. |
Another silly way to go to jail: Impersonation. You're not allowed to pretend to be someone you're not. At least not an authority figure or someone else in an important position. If I was t...
Posted by Jasmine T Morrell on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 06:37:00 PST |
Hunting and war are mental retardations. |
Well, I finally got my drivers license. It would've taken longer probably but I kind of got pushed into it. It is a bit of a stress reliever. Now I can drive a car by myself and not have to worr...
Posted by Jasmine T Morrell on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:23:00 PST |
