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People on the Planet

Get popped with THE PEOPLE!

About Me

We play a caustic flavour of pop/funk/rock that bears the potent stamp of each band member. Joshi P, Gav McKenzie & Clinton McRobert fuse a style of Muzac that can only be described in the following manner.

We go this way, we go that way, we sound like a lolly pop that is being sucked through your nasal passage and bouncing on the bell of your tonsills in glorious harmony. So sickly sweet, so bloody aweful and yet we keep the muzac somewhat listenable so you can't but listen. A piece of decedent choclate cake that's had it's icing stolen, a blistering cold boob job on a bulldyke, a fruit salad with way too much sugar and not enough Worcestershire sauce. A bird gliding majestically through the air wearing a codpiece, a hot blonde in a g-string with a black eye, the Mona Lisa sporting a moustach and a mono-brow, a starving child with diabolically rich parents who are still at uni, a lovingly unaffectionate pet with a PHD who wets the couch, an understanding wife that doesn't listen to you yet takes out the garbage, your favourite guitar attached to a boat anchor, your best suit with patchwork in the crotch, your favourite movie with you in it that goes straight to DVD.
THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE ON THE PLANET SOUND LIKE, THIS IS WHO WE ARE. Sweet, Caustic, Cynical, Lovable and perhaps as the years pass, more cuddly around the waistline.

PEOPLE ON THE PLANET from vastly different backgrounds but somehow we manage to love each other in a strangely boring and affectionately unsexual way.

These songs are demo versions, we'll have something more "firm" soon. Thanks and sod off.

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Member Since: 1/22/2007
Band Website: eatmymusic.net
Band Members:

Joshi P: A cynic with a chip on his shoulder.
Not believing a single word that comes out of the mouths of humans, he makes do with the knowledge that 95% of the population is doomed to ignorance and with the help of Religion, Coke & Jerry Springer they will not evolve much more before their brains start to slowly dissolve. Regurgitating bass techniques reminiscent of an aggravated Rhino wearing a ballerina's dress, he often crashes & wipes out all of the instrument due to the 2 left hands he was born with and this definately contributes to the bands poppin' crap sound.

Gav: An innovative & super intelligent hermit.
You will not find this man anywhere you look but if you look hard enough... he still won't be there. A fringe dwelling sub-urban transparent diabolical tweaker that is never content with standard forms and mediocre entities. His style of guitar is uber sharp and borders on a brain surgeons for accuracy & results and sounds like a melodic lobotomy at work with a side serving of nerve tissue recon'. If you talk to him he will only look at you as if you are not there and you will walk away thinking you are an idiot, which you most certainly are anyway.

Clinton: Certainly certifiable, but which one.
Whilst losing his mind on numerous occasions he finds solace in the fact that he may actually not find the pieces of it that remember any of the activities that got him here. He will never be alone due to the numerous other people sharing his over-sized & scaringly brilliant cranium and you should only be so lucky to meet all these individuals in the one place, let alone have the pace to handle even just one of them by yourself. His vocal is like words coming out of his mouth... but with all the people in his head singing in unison.



Influences: Jenny Craig & the Double Cheese Burgers, Mind Your Nuts, Red Spicey Hot Sauce Bottles, Marty & the Mung Beans, Docking at Uranus, Tommy & the Blast Beat Bunnies, Mummy & the Milkmen, Buttfinder, Bigger than Mr. T, The Crusty Wenches, Blokes in Opera Cloths, Dave & the Dandelions, Spacesliders, The Canyon People, I Hate Dog, Parched BMW Authentic Spare Parts, Under the Monkey, The Oil Spots, The Real Life Savers, Money Paper, S is for Salami, Amputee is For Me, Bones of Ala(n), My Mummy Said, Something for Crack-Whore, Pointy 17, Childhood Dreaming, The Nook & Crannies and many more.
Sounds Like: Pulling the toenails off a blonde bimbo dressed in stanky overalls on the hottest summers day of your life. Just press play Tom.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None