Workin on Plantations, Whippin, Switchin, Eating grits, whittling wood, cow tippin (in my early years), driving in my red pick-up, being powerful, socializing with my KKK friends, etc...
I would like to meet everyone! I really wouldn't mind using this as a tool to find new workers for my plantation. If you are under 16 and/or black you would be perfect for the job. I really wouldn't mind meeting that Barbara Bush lady. She seems mighty sweet. If any of you know her, I would be mighty glad if you gave her my name.
Anything with a banjo and a big moon shine bottle in it. I don't know why you young punks listen to that garbage you like today. That guy, Issac Brock, he sucks a weasel's asshole. Whatever happened to the Blues?
Gone With the Wind, Slave Days, I Killed A Slave in the State of Alabama, KKK: A History, and of course Harry Potter. I just love Daniel Radcliff.
Those flashy picture boxes are for people that don't own plantations. I have little time for that sort of shannagins. But occasionally I do enjoy Aqua Teen Hunger Force. That Carl gets me every time!
SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE, By Gunther Muffin
Jefferson Davis& Stonewall Jackson