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Old Man Shuckleberry

I let the kids pick the switches before beatings

About Me

Hey Guy's it me, Shuck. I have decided to change this "about me" section because I am an everchanging man. I am like a god damn butterfly. Most of you probably know my story, if not you can check out my journal entry entitled, "My Story on Myspace". It will be worth the click of your mouse, trust me. To make the long story short, I am basically just an old plantation owner from Mississippi. I am now stationed in the college town of Oxford, Ohio due to my love of young college girls. Some people may call me a racists, but I just call myself a realist. I only speak the truth, my young comrades. Old Man Shuckleberry never lies.

My Interests

Workin on Plantations, Whippin, Switchin, Eating grits, whittling wood, cow tippin (in my early years), driving in my red pick-up, being powerful, socializing with my KKK friends, etc...

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet everyone! I really wouldn't mind using this as a tool to find new workers for my plantation. If you are under 16 and/or black you would be perfect for the job. I really wouldn't mind meeting that Barbara Bush lady. She seems mighty sweet. If any of you know her, I would be mighty glad if you gave her my name.

Music:

Anything with a banjo and a big moon shine bottle in it. I don't know why you young punks listen to that garbage you like today. That guy, Issac Brock, he sucks a weasel's asshole. Whatever happened to the Blues?

Movies:

Gone With the Wind, Slave Days, I Killed A Slave in the State of Alabama, KKK: A History, and of course Harry Potter. I just love Daniel Radcliff.

Television:

Those flashy picture boxes are for people that don't own plantations. I have little time for that sort of shannagins. But occasionally I do enjoy Aqua Teen Hunger Force. That Carl gets me every time!

Books:

SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE, By Gunther Muffin

Heroes:

Jefferson Davis& Stonewall Jackson

My Blog

My Story on MySpace

This little ditty used to be in my "about me" section but at the request of others I have updated that little area. About me: Hello boys and girls! I am Old Man Shuckleberry. My close friends ...
Posted by Old Man Shuckleberry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I lost my teeth!

The other day while I was examining a pregnant slave, my teeth must fell out wtihout me knowin it.....Fuck this Communist Nation. And Fuck Fredrick Douglas too.
Posted by Old Man Shuckleberry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST