Humbert Humbert meets Englebert Humperdink.PAUL CHESNE AND THE CRAZY MUTHERFUCKERS..
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Gay jokes. I am the muther of the Crazy Mutherfuckers.
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Alcoholics both anonymous and infamous. I hate it when people write "everyone" or "you" in this shit. I'm gonna kick their asses. I want to meet those people who write that stupid shit so I can kick their asses.
Casio keytar presets. Super Mario Bros theme song and then all this other stuff that I think other people think is cool but I really don't like myself like Coldplay, David Gray, Aimee Mann, Outkast, Fiona Apple, Rufus Wainright, Wilco. Those are what I think my favorites should be. I do really like Simon & Garfunkel. The Beatles. Hank Williams, Sr. Doc Watson. Beck. T.Rex. Dylan. Woody Guthrie. Flatt & Scruggs. Robert Johnson. Wille Dixon. Bo Diddley. Howlin' Wolf. James Brown. Neil Young. Dr. Dre. Johnny Mutherfuckin Cash. Mystikal. Randy Newman. Joni Mitchell. One band that I can't bring myself to like is Radiohead. I know they are good and everything and all the cool people have their minds tuned in to that awful crap, but I just hate them. I listen to their albums sometimes. Not like U2 or REM. Those are the 2 worst bands ever. But even they're ok when you take a step back and don't be so critical all the time. And I liked this really gay boy band too. Called the Vacation. That is until they stole half my band! Their bass player is dreamy. And Jeezus myself for crissakes. I think I rock. Somebody's got to. PAUL CHESNE AND THE CRAZY MUTHERFUCKERS.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --PAUL CHESNE: Wet Dog Man --
Fuck movies. I love TV and movies. I hate people who have read the book Fast Food Nation and then put it as their favorite books. I probably would agree with that book and what it has to say and everything if I wasn't such an asshole naysayer, but like seriously is that your favorite book. I mean it's probably not a beautiful epic novel or something. That's what everyone's favorite book should be. Some beautiful epic novel. Like the Grapes of Wrath. Now there's a book. That's my answer for favorite movie. I guess.
Hold on. I never told you my favorite movie yet. My favorite movie is really stupid funny shit. Like Sorority Boys of course. And like the first 45 minutes of Old School. If they just ended that movie before it had a plot or anything then it would have been my favorite movie.
I already answered this question for crissakes make up your goddamn mind, but I do like Newlyweds for TV, which I never got to answer cuz I was so rudely interrupted and I like MTV reality TV. Anything. I prefer MTV reality to reality.
Anyone who can make money doing stupid shit. Like those Jackass guys, but like I don't wanna do that particular stupid shit. but if I could make money doing the stupid shit that I love to do like cooking steak on the George Foreman grill and playing guitar with my band at the Kibitz Room and writing emails to my lame ass friends and watching Newlyweds and Sorority Life then I'd be set. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a Crazy Mutherfucker like me?