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About Me

First off, here is the picture of the day (or more if i'm out and about due to the "Bat Signal" calling me) to illuminate just how fun / or should I usually say, mind-numbingly boring, my life is. If you would like to recieve all 365 shots from this year, send a check or money order to:
I'm a sorry loser and like your pictures
PO Box 456
Wallahalla, WA 11113.25
Read more "About Me" after the shot(s)
Growing up in the Alaskan wilderness, I learned quickly that bears weren't good pets.
Upon moving to the mainland, the constant struggle of foreging for food and finding good shower holes was replaced by watching reruns of Hermans Head and The Dukes of Hazard.
Using my newfound knowledge of jean shorts and shite comedy, I applied for several law internships, only to be turned away by "THE MAN", who continues to haunt me to this day.
Stumbling upon the knowledge that I was not only an astoundingly competant writer and joke-maker, but also DaVincian with my genius for photography, I have since let the camera guide me to non-stop, free fun; some examples of which are on display at this very website, and even more if you make G.O.B. do an illusion

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Like to meet? Uhhhh, I hear the Dali Llama has a pretty nice tip for his caddies, which is nice..
But, in lieu of that banality, here are random shots, either of me or taken by me, to be updated daily or whenever the wonderful tapestry that is our televised universe allows just one damn moment for my own thought. If you can walk away from watching Super Nanny , or even Nanny 911 to a lesser extent, then by God sir, you're a better man than I.

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Music:

The White Stripes.... no wait, Jack White, dude's a fuckin genius / Green Day / Oasis / Third Eye Blind / Pete Yorn / Red Wanting Blue / 311 / Weezer / Michael Jackson / Sinatra / The Killers / The Hives / and Michael Bolton, whose entire catalogue I celebrate with a vigor seldom seen.
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Movies:

Star Wars (ep 1 and 2, ahhhh, let's just say, well, let's just not include those shall we? ) / Indiana Jones / Batman Begins / Love Indubetedly / Casino Royale / Fight Club / The Sting / Good Will Hunting / Top Secret / Garden State / The Ocean Walker / Blazing Saddles / Arthur / Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid / The Royal Tenenbaums / Almost Famous / Gigli, and so on and so forth. Anything with Sasha Grey.... what an amazingly talented gal.

Television:

Simpsons / Lost / Family Guy / The Wild and Crazy Adventures of Stephen With a PH !!!! (recently picket up for a 4th season) the aforementioned Hermans Head / Moesha / and the best show of all time: Arrested Development.

Books:

I like books about Grail lore. I love anything by Amy Tann. I like to re-read Donkey Training for Dummies at least once a month. I truly adore works by homeless men from the West Indies. Recently I've been curling up with a nice bottle of wine and plowing into "Tito and Me: The Jermaine Jackson Story".....Uhhhmmmm, there are a lot more I guess, but I just saw that Transformers is on, so I'm going to watch that now.

Heroes:

As far as work ethic, and just all-around greatness, I think GOB is like the goodyear blimp, and we're all just the wires hanging below it.

My Blog

Issue 2: So you really wanna know what I think?

I think I should have something better to do at 12:45 in the morning than type this out. I think there are entirely too many people out there unhappy with their station in life. I think, at times, I...
Posted by Stephen with a ph on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:34:00 PST

So you really wanna know what I like?

I like not knowing how the fuck it happened, but somehow it worked out better than I could've ever planned.I love baseball.I like a cold beer, a good cigar, and a summer night. I love Arrested Develop...
Posted by Stephen with a ph on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 04:17:00 PST

Every time I see LOL by a dude, I want to stab myself

that pretty much sums up this blog.
Posted by Stephen with a ph on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 01:04:00 PST