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Michael

You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

About Me

Things are looking up for 'ole Michael. New job. Some new hobbies. New friends. Now I just need to find a new house...

My Interests

mountain biking, Redwings Hockey, carousing, learning to skate, computers, Cranium, getting dirty, erin^3, staying clean, camping, slacking, snow, outdoorsy stuff, watching hockey, muscle cars, small cars with muscle, autoX, fixing things, drinking lots of water, freshwater beaches, clothes that fold themselves, cooking dinner, saltwater beaches, people that don't spell people ppl or peeps, disc golf, tiki torches, fire (in general), swimming, skiing, motor-boating, row-boating, talking down, working out, eating in, trading up, dining out, getting down, getting out, getting in, getting up, genuinity

I'd like to meet:

Nobody in particular."America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Music:

Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution

In the mid 90s, Tobias formed a folk music group with Lindsay and Maeby, called Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company, a division of ChemGrow, an Allyn-Crane Acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple - "We keep you alive."

Movies:

Swingers, Pulp Fiction, The Boondock Saints, Anchorman, The Labyrinth, Snatch, Donnie Darko, Cars, The Royal Tennenbaums, Stars Wars 1-6, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Four Rooms, The Kill Bills, H2G2, The Secretary, Roger and Me, Death to Smoochie, Good Will Hunting, Kranked and New World Disorder vids, The Big Lebowski, Basic, The Ring, Oceans 11, Old School, Se7en, American Beauty, My Little Pony: The Movie

Television:

LOST, House, 30 Rock, The Office, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Boston Legal, Pinks

Books:

The God Delusion, Billions and Billions, The Making of the Fittest, Maximum Boost, The Fundamentals of Forced Induction Performance Tuning, It's Not About the Bike: My Journey Back to Life, Al Franken Books, Biking Rags, The Dictionary

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong.

My Blog

Couple new items

So almost 2 weeks ago I got a wedding band, and a wife. Her name's Erin. She's pretty good.And since I took my Razr snorkeling with us in Hawaii, I got a BlackBerry Pearl yesterday to take it's place ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST

Erin & Laura's Geezer Survey

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?Condo association fees. I'm getting boned in that dept.2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?Probably an Andiamo or J. Alexander's, but I think I'v...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:07:00 PST

Class 3 Micro-Fame

That's the level I've reached....http://www.autoblog.com/2006/12/04/rr-of-the-day- 1986-mustang-svo/...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

I laughed.

"After the so-called Beaver Wars, the powerful Iroquois confederation of the New York-area claimed much of the Ohio country as a hunting and, probably most importantly, a beaver-trapping ground."From:...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:07:00 PST

Big mistake.

Welp. That's it. I'm finally done with the dating game. I'm out of the pool. The engagement is official. I'm getting married.The soon-to-be ball and chain is, of course, Erin. I decided that since she...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:24:00 PST

Well how about that...

I'm engaged.(to Erin)Holy mackerel.
Posted by Michael on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 07:09:00 PST

Look how sophisticated I am!

Saturday afternoon we snuck into the new IKEA and bought a wine rack.It's only got space for four bottles, but dammit, I've got a wine rack. I'm high society. I'm better than you*. The feeling is marv...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:14:00 PST

I enjoy a nice sea breeze...

...from time to time.So yeah, I don't post much. But I guess nothing really exciting is happening. I've got a new profile picture, it's a couple of partially completed bologna sandwiches. I haven't be...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:27:00 PST

St. Patty's Day

http://web.mac.com/taylor.mc/iWeb/myWeb/Blog/F192F1CA-ACEE-4 55D-B7B8-DDB1A21BF64F.htmlThis St. Patrick's Day weekend I lost my shirt. Friday started out with a 1/2 day of work, then downtown for some ...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:48:00 PST

Do that. Do exactly that.

http://web.mac.com/taylor.mc/iWeb/myWeb/Blog/EF5EA207-0F2E-4 091-8C91-3D5492AF9105.html Alrighty. Since everything I've done lately has been 3 times the hassle I expected, I decided to top it all off w...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:15:00 PST