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I Am The Twister

Noir extremists

About Me


You can find I Am The Twister in Gulltown, performing end-of-the-road songs at the dead pavillion on the virtual pier.
Here you will find hopeful pilgrims, love triangle tangles, black-eyed graffiti artists, hate poems to marie, big business warlords, those that drown for Gene Tierney and other sketches of our homegulltown.Paranoid Anxiety Troubadour Conspiracy have called us "noir extremists", and since we have probably been called worse, we shall adopt that as a greatly received byline.
Velveteen says we are "monastic punks", and that’s quite true too.
Kyle Christie recommends listening to I Am The Twister "in a Travelodge in the middle of fucking nowhere."
You can also find us at Lunar Engine, Book of Buzz and James Eastwood. I Am The Twister is very friendly. Best wishes to all.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/20/2007
Band Website: bucktheorem.blogspot.com
Band Members: Buck Theorem (songs+words+pretend instruments+production)
Paul West (songs+bass+guitar+drumkit) & James Eastwood (marie hate drums & song)Ted (instruments and production for "Sometimes I'm Close"
Influences:
Sounds Like: for your pleasure
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

"In A Mood" (a Gulltown story)

IN A MOOD   Sometimes, in a mood... and I don't know what's brought it on... And they don't work for me anymore, all thosewonderful, favourite songs... Music is your health and freedom. Bu...
Posted by I Am The Twister on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:29:00 PST

Smakk22

Smakk 22   And when the police get you They beat you black and blue But my legend still be true My name: Smakk22 We ride the trains in vain We are stealin' out at night And we shall write our nam...
Posted by I Am The Twister on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:22:00 PST

I Am The One Year Old Twister

Indeed, I Am The Twister is one year old. To celebrate, we shall unleash a plume of multi-coloured balloons on the advice of a single red balloon that has been stalking us all day. We shall drown for ...
Posted by I Am The Twister on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:55:00 PST

Friday Night Lights

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS   "Friday Night Lights" is a good lesson in how to take and use all those narrative clichés and package them so that the audience isn't insulted. It's a sports film, and eve...
Posted by I Am The Twister on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST

The Titvs Fvck guide to Fascism

Know your Fascists! Recently, to be clear on certain things, I asked Gulltown resident and all-round self-proclaimed emperor-entrepreneur Titvs Fvck to hand over a defitition of "Fascism". He de...
Posted by I Am The Twister on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:38:00 PST

Award Winning Killing: "The Silence of the Lambs"

Award Winning Killing Popular Killers, Exploitation & "The Silence of the Lambs"   i ~ Into Killers and Into Women From the beginning, we see Clarice Starling as different, as an outside...
Posted by I Am The Twister on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:28:00 PST

Suburbia, Slashers, Sex: "Halloween" - past and present

Suburbia, Slashers, Sex: "Halloween" Halloween 1978 The Mystery of Michael Myers You get your wise-crackers and you have your silent stalkers. Michael Myers defines the latter (Jason Vorhees tends...
Posted by I Am The Twister on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:40:00 PST

Buck vs Tron

Although I never saw Tron when it came out, I was still beholden and fascinated by its look. I had one of those novelisations, inevitably adapted by Alan Dean Foster, which was bisected by a few pag...
Posted by I Am The Twister on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:57:00 PST

3 songs for girls

"Lazy Line Painter Jane" - Belle and Sebastian This was a blind buy, I recall: Hey, let's try out Belle and Sebastian, I thought. This was their second EP, and I guess I was sold as soon as that organ...
Posted by I Am The Twister on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST

some swearing and some some seaside stories

Two new songs offered... "Titvs Fvck" and "The Milk of Honey of Romance (at Night in the Surf)". "The Milk and Honey of Romance" is the first aired track from the intended first EP from i am the ...
Posted by I Am The Twister on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST