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About Me

Just a regular guy and private eye. I enjoy whiskey on the rocks and sitting in dark, smoky nightclubs listening to smooth jazz.. You know, the kind that makes your hairs stand on end.
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My Blog

Dreams about knives

Seeing as it's all you bloody hear about at the moment, knives have finally started to influence my dreams. It's quite odd: The media usually has no effect on my dreams, and I do avoid watching news r...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:03:00 GMT

The amazing creepy-crawlies of Kemball Street

So... the warm weather arrives and wildlife is buzzing (literally), particularly at postal code IP4 5EE. Over the last few weeks of glorious weather I have found 2 creatures that I have never see...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 15:47:00 GMT

Dan and the purple dog

This is a true story.... When I was young, around 3 years old, I lived in a little house in Parham. It was quaint, picturesque (there was a little bridge across a stream right outside) and I was happy...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:23:00 GMT

double ’hot’ choc chip

As me and Samwise Samson went into the LCR for the Hot Chip gig, they were doing bag searches. We thought it would be a good idea to bring maryland double choc-chip cookies with us. "What do you have ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:48:00 GMT

Cookie and Dans random lunch...

The best lunches are the ones that are random... I went to see Cookie at work so I could get some school shorts for the 'Skool Disko' we were going to that evening. We decided to get some lunch a...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:54:00 GMT

The Woman and the Snake - A true story

As I was walking home from a mates house this morning (with a hangover) this story popped into my head for some reason. My mum told me this actually happened to a friend of a friend, although these st...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:48:00 GMT

A funny story about Kill Bill vol 2

I don't know why the hell this popped into my head at this very moment (as I haven't seen Kill Bill vol 2 for a while), but I suddenly remembered something funny that happened on the night Laura, Fenn...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:11:00 GMT