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Count Yorga

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

First off, I'm 854 years old, NOT 27. My Space made me change it because they thought my age was fake. Granted, I'm probably the oldest "dude" on here, but to just shut out us old folks like that is sad.As you can tell, I'm a Count (duh!). I came to Los Angeles back in 1970 from a small rural town in southern Bulgaria. I enjoy the balmy nights, laid-back attitude, and all around hospitality that Southern California has to offer. I also have a vacation house in San Francisco (or as I like to call it - Frisco!), but I'm thinking about selling it. I grow tiresome of liberals and hippies. Especially hippies. Oh god do I hate hippies!I love meeting new people (especially the ladies), and I'm always looking for people to share my love of the "mystic arts". But no faggy vegetarians - I'm a carnivore all the way! I also like positive people - O+ people. MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks, Art Bell, the Scooby Doo gang, more hot chicks, Dave Vanian, The Undertaker, Ron Jeremy, Morrissey, Sean Hannity, Farmer John, even more hot chicks, Snoop Dogg, and Huell Howser... width="425" height="350" ..