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hearts and laserbeams

heartsandlaserbeams

About Me

if you like shenanigans, ice cream, and awesome arts and crafts, then make haste for heartsandlaserbeams.com !

visit my etsy shop!

My Interests

Music:

the black dots!, the vandals, the offspring, junior senior, foo fighters, outkast, the postal service, cake, me first and the gimmie gimmies, save ferris, nerf header, garbage, queen, the american wake, ben folds, and lots of other stuff from lots of other genres

Movies:

zoolander, shawshank redemption, wet hot american summer, airplane, blues brothers, kentucky fried movie, pulp fiction, the life aquatic with steve zissou, amelie, napoleon dynamite, stand by me, jawbreaker, dirty dancing, a dirty shame, american beauty, resevoir dogs, the baxter, lost in translation, the first batman with michael keaton, dragnet, ghostbusters, and absolutely everything with samuel l. jackson even if it sucks.also, i saw i heart huckabees and absolutely no fucking clue what that movie was about. the end.

Television:

the old tom and jerry episodes where they beat the crap outta each other. the oc, simpsons, family guy, all that daytime court show crap, reno 911, jeopardy, that family feud episode where richard carr asked a contestant to name an animal that starts with the letter T and she says "pteradactyl", the L word, golden girls, m*a*s*h before it got preachy, desparate housewives, nip/tuck, the a-team, cops, the apprentice, made for tv movies about martha stewart, and i'll probably add more to this list as i remember crap. bear with me.

Books:

catch-22 by joseph heller, flaming iguanas by erika lopez, push by sapphire, stoned naked and looking in my neighbors window by gabriel jeffrey, america by jon stewart (drool) and the daily show, valley of the dolls by jacqueline susan, just about everything stephen king writes, pure drivel by steve martin, everything calvin and hobbes, every beavis and butthead book that i've ever read is awesome, and love the kurt vonnegut. and is it totally nerdy to say the joann fabrics guide to creativity? you can't knock something that helped you make a bedspread, you know what i'm sayin?

Heroes:

Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

My Blog

who knows xhtml or has zen cart?

i'm reworking a bunch of different things about my website and have just one tiny thing i can't seem to work out - do you have any idea how to make my header centered horizontally and vertically? here...
Posted by hearts and laserbeams on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:05:00 PST

you like saving money, dont you?

summer is upon us, and with it comes the start of designing a whole new group of fun hearts and laserbeams goodies! and also with it comes a special little summer sale just for you! i'm clearing out s...
Posted by hearts and laserbeams on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:22:00 PST

hearts and laserbeams book report: the sun also rises

ok so my new thing is i'm trying to get back to reading, and i thought maybe i should share with you the viewing public what i've been reading and what i think about each book, and it's gonna be aweso...
Posted by hearts and laserbeams on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:10:00 PST

tips for public transport by justin rueff

next week i'll be trying out the train/bus system for the first time, going from long beach to the santa monica area. i had posted a myspace bulletin asking people for tips and tricks if they knew any...
Posted by hearts and laserbeams on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:00:00 PST

do you have a band?

thanks for lookin!...
Posted by hearts and laserbeams on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:11:00 PST

yuk yuk yuk!

Leave your name in my blog comments.Once you do that, this is what I'll do .....1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a kin...
Posted by hearts and laserbeams on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:39:00 PST

meet the newest long beach craft mafia members!

did you know long beach craft mafia has a bunch of new members? let's meet em together!*****crayon fawn does all kinds of crafts, including these badass fawn sculptures made of real crayons!*****handm...
Posted by hearts and laserbeams on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:18:00 PST

today i’m one of those people

today i'm one of "those" people that sit in coffeeshops with their laptops. i have a good excuse though! i've got time between two meetings and work to do! and i just heard someone pick up their "gran...
Posted by hearts and laserbeams on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:07:00 PST

happy memorial day!

on tap for today: mimosas and learning how to use a serger! pow!i may be able to ressurect the dream of making my own crazy undies!!last weekend i was at barnes and noble with josh's mom and realized ...
Posted by hearts and laserbeams on Mon, 26 May 2008 03:40:00 PST

WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU DOING!!!

ahahahhah why does this tickle me so much? i keep watching it over and over and giggling... also, they're talking about past lives on oprah right now and it's creepy creepy creepy the end!...
Posted by hearts and laserbeams on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:18:00 PST