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Steve

If you are UNDER 18 or a BAND then I WILL BLOCK YOU!!!

About Me

"I'm a fuckin' AMERICAN goddammit! Baseball, hotdogs, apple pie and porn!" -- (I own AINews.com) I'm in good shape for a human and I love to backpack in the High Sierras. I'm into music, dancing, tattoos, piercings, big boobs, going out to clubs, reading tech and sci-fi, I stopped drinking Bushmills Irish Whiskey and smoking Cocaine over 21 years ago (CA, NA, AA) and joined Mensa.My new project StripClubSecurityCam.com - girls, please notice how I advertise you. The site is still unpolished because we had to hurry into production to be live in time for the AVN AEE. I'm shooting girls once a week for it. It's a fun shoot lasting about an hour. Contact me for content trade or paid work.And it was Veronika Catt who first paid me the GREAT compliment of calling me "the Ed Wood of porn."

My Interests

Hiking, sex, music (played bass for 18 years), dancing, good movies, Science, my work, a good steak (could change - never dated a vegan - who knows?!), camping, my '67 Lincoln (love the suicide doors!), the beach, computer stuff, new toys, shooting and editing video, building things (I used to live in Mojave and subcontract to NASA at Edwards AFB) and trying new stuff - anything that's really fun.

I'd like to meet:

Adult Industry people who want to network, goth chicks with tattoos and maybe a girl who sleeps naked and cuddles after sex. NO BANDS (ask and I block you) or other SPAM - THIS ACCOUNT IS MAINLY FOR MY ADULT INDUSTRY PEOPLE - IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, GROW UP! IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE BIZ, GO HAVE A NICE DAY - And having pornstars in your top 8 does NOT make you Industry! (The people in my top 8 I work with, the next groups I've either just interviewed for AINews and Gent Magazine or long time friends - I actually KNOW them and they are there for a reason) ...And I can't get guys into the industry so QUIT FUCKING ASKING! Go here: www.How2GetIntoPorn.com - and I BLOCK guys who ask.

Music:

Rock, Classic rock, Industrial and Blues. Actually if it's good I like it... I wonder what would happen if we played Ozzie and Insane Clown Posse in elevators?

Movies:

RoboCop, Star Wars, Dances with Wolves, Pulp Fiction, Dogma, Pi, The Cube, Dark Star, Pirates of the Carribean, The Last Samurai, ...this is old, I've seen a lot since then.

Television:

Fox News, MSNBC; Discovery Channel, Sci-Fi Channel, History Channel, National Geographic Channel; Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Twilight Zone, Star Trek(s); lots and LOTS of porn... in fact I have SO much porn I have to get other people to watch my porn and tell me about it - THAT'S how much porn I've got!

Books:

Too many to list - but just finished "The Case for Mars", the plan for the first human settlement on the red planet in all it's techno babble. I didn't realize how possible it WAS to go right now with present technology! Amazing! It sparked my interest so much that last time I was at the local book store I asked them for books on 2 of my favorite subjects, backpacking and Mars. Unfortunately I only wanted to buy one book and they didn't have any non-fiction about backpacking on Mars. -- WAIT! I just finished the 2 books "U.S. Armed Forces Survival Guide" (mostly what weeds to eat, don't bother) and "A Traveler's Guide to Mars" (RECOMMENDED for those who want to know the geologic history and what we know of the 4th planet as of early 2003.) Boarders just called this morning telling me my latest book order is in - it's by the author of the last one - a FICTION by Wm. K. Hartman about actually living on Mars. This guy knows the data so should be a good read! -- and it WAS! Now I have to figure out what to read next! -- OH! I just bought "Roving Mars" by Steve Squyres (you seeing a pattern here??) -- WOW! Just finished "Tuesdays With Morrie" by Mitch Albom (thank you Devyn) and it's really added a perspective to my life! Now I'm 1/2 through "Never Check E-mail in the Morning" which really doesn't apply to me... since part of my job is to check my email in the morning. Why the fuck did I buy this book? ...I've red some since then too. Books on CD f'n ROCK! Just listened to one authored be Steven Hawking on my last trip to Las Vegas!

Heroes:

My Dad. Also Hugh Hefner, Albert Einstein, Bill Gates... Bill Margold, Charlie Biggs... ..

My Blog

Another tragic spinach-related death!


Posted by Steve on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:12:00 PST

I found a great new fuel source to run my car on!!!


Posted by Steve on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:18:00 PST

New and Better Way to Shave


Posted by Steve on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:11:00 PST

The Catholic Church Makes Money From the SCANDALS!


Posted by Steve on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:00:00 PST

Why MySpace Deletes People

I discovered the reason why people get deleted for no reason on MySpace! It's because there are no humans! The whole site is completely automated! I get the erie visual that Tom met some horrible f...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:02:00 PST

Crazy Things People Say!

This is too funny! Pamela Peaks calls me up and tells me someone has acused me of rigging a contest in exchange for sex. For some reason someone I never met wrote Gene Ross about something she didn'...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:13:00 PST

Julie Meadows is a bad influence on me.

Julie Meadows is a bad influence on me. Anyone I can say that about deserves credit. She also has a warped sense of humor similar to my own, and as the banter below shows, we also aren't afraid to l...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:22:00 PST

Why Remember Old Porn?

Source: Adult Industry News by: Steve Nelson Legends of Erotica Inductions at ShowGirl Video: What is really important? Perhaps it's remembering things that really matter. And what then matters...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 03:00:00 PST

Nightmoves Tampa Show Recap

I get a call from Andy Enomoto while I'm at the bank and he asks me if I've ever been to the Tampa Show. I say no and he says he hasn't either but knows Paul Allen of Nightmoves Magazine and was think...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 07:18:00 PST

I Saw It Cummin'

The Premier? The Red carpet? I was going, Adella! Honest! I ended up waiting too long... Then it was so late... I missed it! And the girl I was waiting for? She looked great the day before in her new ...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 12:12:00 PST