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Brooke Balentyne

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About Me

Well hello. I'm Brooke Balentyne. In case you didn't know I have a story to tell..But first..be kind, in *all* that you do... to others... and your Self. Soar life as high as you want to go....just follow the road!!!... Buckle your belts here we go... I like it fast. Life that is. Sitting still will take you no where. As one great man said "When I get a new message, I change positions..what do you do?" Anyway, I enjoy riding bikes of any nature. Once I was in a motor cycle race a few years ago in New Jersey with my friend Mike. (Thank you Mike!!) It rained the whole way up! (Warning: Brickhouse Paint is Wet HAHAHAHA!!) This year I rode a bicycle with a wonderful person, Devan, eighteen miles.....and then went to work eight hours, so did Devan, a TRUE gentleman. Is it story time?!! Wal-Mart had a race and I won a Skyliner. It's sweeet. Thanks Wal-Mart!!! I don't care what anybody says, you people....managers, are good people. HEY MISS BETTY in Sporting Goods!! I MISS YOU!! and Paw paw too!! Gail- don't kill anyone. Just think about killing them, it's more fun and less dangerous. :) Kandi....I stole the bell. That's why it wasn't there the next day, I took it. Sarah, that was for you. I'll call you when I get the bull dozer and we'll run over it and you can pull the switch to drop the crane. :] I miss you guys!! Sorry I didn't say anything but I didn't want to make a scene. I miss a lot of you, and some of you...well..God Bless you. Thank you for the lessons you taught me and the patience you gave me. I am a better person because of the family you were for me. Thank you for protecting me from the psychos and dumb people. I love you guys!!! David deserves a trophy for putting up with me. :] Have you won the lottery yet? Oh, and another thing...Tiara is like the coolest chick ever, so you dumb bitches should go ahead and be jealous!!! If I hear you dumb bitches are being stupid, I will visit you...and let me make it very clear that you will remember me....And Randy's cool too. :) Go John Deer!!! I like going on unexpected road trips. I've been on two cross country road trips. One with my childhood best friend, Amber and the other with my friend, Becca. (Baby!! I still got your back. WonderTwins til the end!!!! I miss you everyday. Remember Salsalito? San Fransisco? The plane ride? The red bull? QUEEN? The breaking and entering?!!! Oooooh yeah baby!) Both trips were taken within the same months time. I've been in a helicpoter and love to travel by plane. There was a time when I was on a plane every week. Loved it. I've walked the red carpet and let me tell you, it's better than eating Breyers Ice Cream on a rainy day while watching Jim Rome. Egypt was fun. The lay over in Ireland was a BLAST. It was quite an experience to go inside of the pyramids, and also see how other cultures live. I LOVE Manhattan!! One of my favorite trips, I stayed at the Four Seasons, ate at Daniels, and then saw the Phantom of the Opera. It was so awesome!! I get a thrill in proving people wrong, expecially when they say I can't do something. Fellas, I will out burp you any day. So don't go throwing your balls around like you got something to prove, even if we're not burping. ;] I make the best of EVERY situation..you have no idea. People who complain about work are silly. Be happy to have your job, or go find another one. I enjoy art. My favorite painter is Salvador Dali. Surrealism is my favorite. I prefer juice, milk, water, or hot tea over sodas. Ah yes, and coffee. MMmmmm...coffee...I don't require alcohol to break it down and have a good time, however, I'm not against it. Something I haven't done yet that I want to do is sky diving. I want to take advantage of EVERY opportunity. If it's an opportunity, only positive things will come of it. Positive things are things that ecourage you and make you stronger while making the right decisions.. I have a passion for living. I've been bungy jumping and rapelling. Aussie style is my favorite. I once paid for an almost complete strangers wedding, just because. I enjoy getting on the boat or canoe. This past time it rained on me, I love the rain. It makes me giggle and then emotional, but only when it's cold outside. So BEWARE. I like meeting new people, expecially people who travel. Dancing is fun for me. On the dance floor, I can be a lady and a booty shaker! I love going somewhere that's not so alive, and spicing things up a bit. I like getting people to move! When Maxim came to Raleigh I got the invite. Girls in cages, pillow fighting...what more could I have asked for? Loved the view! I hung out with Didi Ayer of the Travel Channel, she's such an inspiration for everyone. Love her. I like the flowers that people send me and the cards that people write. I like hanging out, writing, and listening to music. I'm that girl who dances in her car while at a light. I love being able to speak my mind. I contradict myself when myself changes.hehehe When it's warm, I like going tubing or mountain climbing. Last year I went rock climbing for the first time, that was an adrenaline rush! I LOVE camping and going to the beach. I aim to hit not to miss. Yay to the holders of great imagination. Thank you Beasley for opening my eyes to new beginnings. If I had not met you, I may not have been so free. You are good. Thank you. Everyone else... If you don't like me, it's because you truely don't know me....and frankly, I don't care. Hunger...satisfied. Sweet Dreams, Brooke Balentyne

My Interests

Heroes:

Don't give in. Hold on like it's your token home. Love is pure. Love is kind. Love sees no flaw..Love does not go away. Love is forever beyond all of our pain. The ones who stand their ground and don't give in. The ones who have hit rock bottom and rised to the top. The ones who have a dream and don't let anyone stand in their way. The ones who choose not to settle on becomming a product of their enviornment. The ones who choose to do the right thing, even when the wrong choice is fun. The real heroes are those who never give up, who fight for a purpose, who do more than exist, they live for a reason and find their own destiny.

My Blog

My Sex Addiction

So it's late and here I am drinking coffee...because that's what people do when they had four hours of sleep the night before after working a tweleve hour shift and making that three hour drive to see...
Posted by Brooke Balentyne on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:48:00 PST

Merry Christmas

My heart goes out to all of you. Merry Christmas. Stand strong. It's almost over. With lots of hugs and kisses, Brooke Balentyne
Posted by Brooke Balentyne on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:02:00 PST

are you dead yet

Religion and reality Guilt and conscience Inner voice and other voices Dumbing self and adjusting properly Blame and acceptance Choice in question decision defined to consequences Let go start ov...
Posted by Brooke Balentyne on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:49:00 PST

Don’t be Dumb

Okay...girls...think. We're smarter,mentally-stronger, and prettier than, those... punks. Okay so here is my theory....Men have always been afraid of women, from the dawning of time...and it all star...
Posted by Brooke Balentyne on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:22:00 PST

Salvadore Brooke World Wide

This is for you.   Dates. Dates are meant to explore conversation. Do I like this person? Is there a similar interest? What do I want this person for? Sex, friendship, companionship, partnership...
Posted by Brooke Balentyne on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:42:00 PST

Legislater Out Baggy Pants

Okay, so before you have any further questions just google Legislater and Baggy Pants so that you can read it after reading this Today I am listening to a nationally broadcasted radio station and I he...
Posted by Brooke Balentyne on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST

Being a Bitchy Bitch has its Responsibilities

1.First...you must accept that your mood has changed and/or you are not the person you was yesterday.  Accept your mood. 2. Become aware of what's going on. How are you feeling? What do you have...
Posted by Brooke Balentyne on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:19:00 PST

Positive and Encouraging K LOVE

I keep my car radio on K LOVE. At the house... now that's a different story. But this radio station is pure. Forget the religion aspect of it. The songs, the words in the songs, are ve...
Posted by Brooke Balentyne on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST

My opinion

Dear readers,   Good morning. Once again, I am writing before going  in to work and therefore rushing. So I'll have to make this fast. I am no one to judge. In calling people 'stupid' t...
Posted by Brooke Balentyne on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST

The Point I was trying to make with Alan Colmes of 101.1 Talk Radio

So this subject is just so overwhelming for me that it's hard to put everything I want to say in such a small period of of time. When people grow up in a society where they are surrounded with images ...
Posted by Brooke Balentyne on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:35:00 PST