Our Sharpie Pick of the Week!
Lee Diddy aka David Lee Kaiser (oh yeaaa)
*Warning*
We should not be held responsible for any of the following:
drunk dialing
drunk texting
drunk commenting or messaging on myspace
any mispellings
any dry humping of any stationary objects or guys
saying or doing anything inappropiate
any inappropiate Sharpie markings
These things are only done because of our love of alcohol.
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Goal: $15,000
Raised so far: $8
(Thanks Raul, our Sharpie Band Guard, he donated $6, oh wait he was passed out and that's all the bastard had in his pocket.)
Rock & Roll, Tattoos, Apple Martinis, Dirty Rocker Boys, Long rocker hair (80's style), Concerts, Smirnoff, Mohawks, Sharpies, Grey Goose Vodka, Local Music, and having a hell of a time.
That's about it.
We want to meet the bands, fans of music, and fans of the Sharpie Sisters!!!!!
Oh yea...and Dirty Rocker boys..you know the ones IN the band.
To Qualify for a Sharpie Rating we MUST see you or your band perform live.
We love new friends so add us!
Sharpie Rating System
*Marks-A-Lot* Musically Challenged. You're not good enough for a real Sharpie. It's a ghetto marker for you.
*The Mini* Good try lil camper. Come back after Mommy lets you join a real band.
*One Sharpie* O.K. So, You're in a band.
*Two Sharpies* O.K., a lil better than some, but my Grandma rocks harder than you!
*Three Sharpies* I didn't have to drink quite as much to listen to your music.
*Four Sharpies* Things are heating up..the tops coming off the Sharpies...
*Five Sharpies* Oh yea..We're enjoying this. Oops...OUR tops just came off.
*Six Sharpies* OH yea...ya'll are the SHIT. Ya'll are hot and the music ROCKS!
Sharpies on the side
*The EXTRA fine Sharpie* Hell to the Yea!!!! You're extra fine and we can't even remember the words to the music.
*THE MAGNUM* The name of the Sharpie says it all! We bow down before your greatness.
*We welcome your comments and feedback.
Rock on!!!!!!!
**Disclaimer**
Not all opinions on this site is expressed by both Sharpie Sisters. We do have some different opinions on which bands are the shit. We do have some common goals. We want to ROCK and we love our rocker boys DIRTY and HOT. OH YEA!We are not in any form affiliated with Sharpie products or Newell Rubbermaid Inc. (the makers of Sharpie products). Our opinions and content of this site does not reflect those of anyone else.
**Warning:**
If you use any of our images or ideas, in any way, without our permission you will be bitch slapped. We some broke bitches so we can't sue but we'll slap the shit out of you. We're Southern Girls and Southern Girls don't play nice.
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Sharpie Sister "V"-Rock, Metal, and Alternative.
Sharpie Sister "S"-Rock, Metal, Alternative, "New" Country, Some Rap, and Some Hip Hop.
Bands that are THE shit:
Godsmack, Buckcherry, Saliva, Element 80 (Texas Rockers Rule), Black Stone Cherry, Hinder, Shinedown, Black Label Society, Disturded, Papa Roach, Nickelback, Korn, and More to come....
This band will forever go down in Sharpie history as one of the best bands around..WE LOVE YOU TEN TON!!!!
Horror movies with awesome soundtracks.
Also anything with Jay and Silent Bob, lol.
Our Favorite Bartender-Brad
Our Sharpie Girls. That's how we roll!
Music Videos baby...
Rocker boys don't write books. We like the ones that can't read them either......
Anyone who gets us free tickets to their concert! If we get a back stage pass then you're a GOD!
Support Local Music, the Sharpie Sisters, and your local Strippers!