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†The Pro Tools Terrorist†

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About Me

Hi. I'm Bob. I write religious horror novels and "spoken word" pieces, I snowboard almost every day and I've been known to throw down hardcore hip hop dj sets for cash at house parties. I also play guitar, tenor sax and piano and I work as the primary engineer for everyone in my top friends plus many, many more. The only other thing I'm good at is sniping targets with rubber bands from a great distance away. Otherwise I suck at sports, video games, drinking, and cards; all of which I couldn't care less about anyway. I'm usually in the studio 10-16 hours each day, hence the term, "studio rat."

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My Interests

Write, ride, record, mix and master. [Endangering human life, getting hit by cars, falling from high situations, running from 5-0's, artistic vandalism with inner meaning, having the weekly religious experience, isolation from all society, working on the deathwish, making people look at the world differently and give funny looks when they don't quite understand, falling asleep in public, learning from poltergeists, using my truck as a weapon, not having to get shots of Geodon in the ass]

I'd like to meet:

Metal bands willing to put me through the gauntlet capturing their noise and turning it into something larger than life, No-bullshit engineers that blow ME out of the water; Hard-core writers that type circles around me; Snowboarders hard-core enough to beat me up in the Buck Hill parking lot for being a poser. Also Rob Zombie and the Doomtree dudes!

Music:

[I listen to 99.5 about 99.5% of the time.] I WOULD DIE FOR BAD RELIGION!!!!... Mastodon, Metallica, Antonin Dvorák, Thrice, HIM, Radiohead, CKY, Breaking Benjamin, Killswitch Engage, Cascada, Bloodhound Gang, Nirvana, Flyleaf, Evanescence, Jedi Mind Tricks, Bruce Springsteen, Bullet for My Valentine, The Cars, Depeche Mode, Garbage, Nelly Furtado, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, Red Harvest, Regina Spektor, Rolling Stones, Fischerspooner, Tolerance, Pantera, Portishead, Dimmu Borgir, The Gathering, Deftones, Tori Amos, Rammstein, Rise Against, Skinny Puppy, Tool, Pulley, The Used, New American Standard, Slipknot. Aesop, Liquid Sex Decay, Kill Hannah, Lamb of God, Korn, Slayer, Stabbing Westward, Tom Petty, Papa Roach, Shiny Toy Guns, Unjust, System of a Down, Dillinger Four, Lagwagon, Amy Winehouse, Patrick Wolf, Pulley, The Sounds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 30 Seconds to Mars, West Side Connection, Millencolin, ENYA, Linkin Park, Mudvayne, Nine Inch Nails, Abzorbr, Lyrasis, Sims, P.O.S., Mike Mictlan, G.O.B., Slug & Ant, Sage Francis, Eyedea & Abilities, S.W.E.E.P.S., Brother Ali, I Self Divine, Katana, Knonam

Movies:

Transformers, Toy Soldiers, Bad Boys (w/ Sean Penn), Frailty, Constantine, A Beautiful Mind, Brainscan, Run Lola Run, Powder, The Waking Life, In the Mouth of Madness, Altered States, Pi, Hellraiser I, Dogma, Ghost in a Shell, Akira, Ninja Scroll, Point of No Return, Luther, Shakedown, Decade, Smell the Glove, The Professional, The Omen, Sin City, The Jacket, Any of the Saw movies, The Wraith

Television:

[every TV is a 19kHz screeching idiot box that I don't have time for...]

Books:

Anything by Jemiah Jefferson or Natalie Goldberg, or anything on writing, audio, electronics or quantum mechanics.

Heroes:

Bob Katz, Bob Ludwig, Bob Moog [R.I.P.], Bob Power, Bob Rock, oh...and Joe Mabbot : )

My Blog

3-25-08 Experiencing death by 4 gunshots...

I pulled up to the DMV that was at the far end of this insanely huge strip mall in my crimson Ford Ranger. I got out, it was a hot and sunny day and I could feel the sun on my back and the light wind ...
Posted by The Pro Tools Terrorist on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:31:00 PST

3-3-08 Pocketknives and my sharp ass leatherman

It was about to be sunset and I was on this dock on a very crowded river that a lot of people had docks on with a bunch of my relatives and we took a pontoon to this other family's dock that had this ...
Posted by The Pro Tools Terrorist on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:59:00 PST

SINNERS SINNERS

ARROGANCE makes me blood thirsty and is for the weak. Anyone that thinks they are above anyone else will be brought down, let he who boasts boast before God. Take advantage of others and you so will b...
Posted by The Pro Tools Terrorist on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:13:00 PST

Jealousy??!! no, more like PITY

Do you know what it's like to always hear the TV on in the living room upstairs, or people talking in the kitchen and other bedrooms of your house, only to find silence when you go to check it out and...
Posted by The Pro Tools Terrorist on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:01:00 PST

7-21-07

I was on a huge dark bridge that over looked a river on the outskirts of new york city at night and these two punk dudes jumped off; I watched from above as one did about 4 backflips and the other did...
Posted by The Pro Tools Terrorist on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:21:00 PST

Friday 7-13-07

I was in some hospital on a military base. First I was on the inside which had concrete walls and beds made out of wood painted grey like the concrete walls. I was in there because I was existing in t...
Posted by The Pro Tools Terrorist on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:53:00 PST

Most IPR kids are wack...

IPR is graduating hundreds of new "producers" and "engineers" every three months. I have heard of some people getting jobs and I can understand that; it's a good school to learn the trades if you have...
Posted by The Pro Tools Terrorist on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST