YOU CAN’T SAY (censored) ON RADIO Edition Of The BM Gazette! |
With the passing of George Carlin, I found myself reminiscing about my days in broadcasting or should I say...having a flashback. Of course it stems from the famous seven words that George made more p...
Posted by dw on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:39:00 PST |
THE MOTHERS DAY MASSACRE EDITION OF THE BM GAZETTE! |
"Oh! The humanity of it all!", were the words heard throughout the conventional community of Bumpus Mills this past Mothers Day morning. The fine but precarious townsfolk awoke to a sunny cloudless da...
Posted by dw on Fri, 16 May 2008 10:04:00 PST |
The Chronicles Of Ned-nia or The Itch, The Liar And The Wardroom Edition Of The BM Gazette! |
The funny thing about some people is that you might have known them for all your life or for a few years but you never really know them and what you do find out just might surprise you or you learn th...
Posted by dw on Sun, 04 May 2008 05:08:00 PST |
The Dueling BANJO Edition Of The BM Gazette! |
Bumpus Mills best kept music/entertainers in the County of Stewart Little have come out of retirement just to perform in the upcoming Labor Day Weekend Hoopla in our nemisis Sister County of Stew...
Posted by dw on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:15:00 PST |
THE BUMPUS MILLS IS STINKING EDITION OF THE BM GAZETTE! |
I dwdouglass, Editor-In-Chief of The BM Gazette, have the duty, nay the responsibility, to apologize to the readers (all 14 of you) for the unruely and untruely last edition concerning the &...
Posted by dw on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:02:00 PST |
Bumpus Mills Is Sinking! Last Edition! |
Bumpus Mills is sinking. All residents have been evacuated to surrounding communitys. Due to recent storms dumping very large amounts of rain, the ground in and around Bumpus Mills have become saturat...
Posted by dw on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:36:00 PST |
BM GAZETTE. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR! |
Time once again for you the readers of The BM Gazette to inquire, vent or ramble to the Editor. Be it any subject or allegory.(Hopefully concerning Bumpus Mills and ’A Land Between The Lake...
Posted by dw on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:43:00 PST |
The BM Gazette! You Cant Get Here From Dere Edition! |
Many a great and or un-qoutable persons have visited 'A Land Between The Lakes' in its proverbial existence. Like J. Gene Jasper, who was one of the surveyors to cross this nation of ours la...
Posted by dw on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:28:00 PST |
THE BM GAZETTE KETCHUP EDITION! |
Much has happened here in 'A Land Between The Lakes' since our last edition. First I must appologize for the lapse of such writing due to computer quandries, tele-communication qualitatives, oh, yes t...
Posted by dw on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:34:00 PST |
The BM Gazette’s Christmas Edition! |
John Pierpont died in 1866, at the age of eighty-one. He came to the end of his days as a government clerk in Washington D.C. with a long string of personal defeats. Things began well enough. He gradu...
Posted by dw on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:58:00 PST |
