I am old, tired and confused. I grew up on a farm and started doing chores at age six. I have worked and done chores all my life and now I am tired and don't do anymore than I have to. I like to stay up half the night and get up late in the morning and like to live like a recluse.
Aren't I beautiful up on the moon!
I am now living on Wisteria Lane and have many beautiful and sexy friends!
I was a guest judge on American Idol
I am so happy that I no longer have to wear Poise or Depends!
