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Sue Fancypants

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About Me


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I over analyse things.
Play the saxophone very badly (Ask my neighbours!).
Can kill a roach with one swift precision throw of a shoe.
Handle my own bathroom plumbing.
Can change a light bulb on my own.
Am able to read a map without turning the directory around to face the direction I am headed.
Don’t read instructions for furniture assembly or electrical appliances.
Love love love watching cartoons and still get up Saturday morning to do so, Hang over or not!
Ride a motorbike.
Have a classic car that gives me grief except when it’s running smoothly and the weather is just so.
Have a first degree black belt in a Korean martial art called Hapkido.
Have a fascination with martial arts weapons.
Like to read and like to write.
Am a part time dog owner.
People watch every chance I get.
Birds freak me out!
I like the people I work with but for the most part, I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up!
Playstationing (Yes! It’s a word.)
I can bake like a demon.
Love dancing (except Salsa dancing zzzzzzzz), even if it’s in my own living room.
Tell the truth a lot.
Sing in the shower much to the chagrin of my neighbours.. (Hey, they should be grateful I don’t take my sax in there with me)
Favourite word is SLUNT!
Get an eye twitch when I am really cranky!
MY SHAKESPEAREAN ODE TO WINTER:
"To shave or not to shave, --that is the question:--
Whether tis nobler in the shower to suffer
The shaving arrows of goose pimples off the skin of your legs in winter
Or to take arms against aerodynamic legs in the sea of troubles
And by opposing end rash?"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that's not boring.

My Blog

Look Ma! No Hands!

Can You Fuck Yourself Hands-Free!!!? <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />.. .. .. .. You can blue-tooth your hear holes .. .. You can ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:51:00 GMT

Crappy Jokey Timey

Meh!!! I got nothin' better to do! Crappy jokey timey
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:05:00 GMT

I Dont Speaka tha Jehovah.. Its my best "Ma" Story and its her birthday tomorrow!!! :)

  If you are new and haven't had a chance to get to know my ma yet, I suggest you look up some of her sayings in Its All Greek to Me...   Coming home from shopping, my mother approache...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:03:00 GMT

How Much Is That G-String In The Butchers Window??

So, I HAD been embarrassment-free for around about a month now but today, I managed to make up for all that lost painful time. It's Saturday and I seemed to have woken up not hung over for once but i...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:55:00 GMT

Five year plan my arse Mother Lickers!!!

I'm tired of this five year plan rubbish. It gets thrown around with all those other buzz phrases and shitheadifications like: My chakras need to be centred. I'm dropping carbohydrates. I'm only drink...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:12:00 GMT

Dont take your Fuckface to town...

From the Pen of Sue Fancypants **   19th August 1991     Dear FUCKFACE,   I hope that this letter finds you extremely sexually traumatised.     Myself? I have been p...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:51:00 GMT

Untitled

Drowning in filth     Dirty, greasy, liquefied air slithers down my airways The melancholic, slimy, sap of some kind of fucktification tree fills my lungs And it pools there in my bosom's ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 04:51:00 GMT

The commitmentphobes advice on romance and touchy feely shite!!

Had PJ's (nephew) birthday party and had also planned to go out in the evening with L and a friend of hers that was in "dire" need of fun. I thought L had said that it was because she had recently sep...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:30:00 GMT

Dishing Out Suep From the Youngest Siblings Kitchen for the Damned!

Those of you who are older brothers or sisters, I spit on you for the torturous acts committed to the youngest. You who share the memories of being the youngest, I salute thee!! It's a very rare and ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:11:00 GMT

Tattoos and Tupperware

****NO! I haven’t dropped off the facebook of the Myspace.  I HAVE however not been bothered to tell one of my "stories" of late and I am rather sicky at the moment. Meh!! Pay me bastards a...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:33:00 GMT