Puma the Dog

i finally convinced my mommy to set up a myspace account for me. i would do it myself, if i had hands. i kept seeing all my friends on here, so now here i am! puma the dog. i love meeting new people and performing in front of a crowd. usually i impress them by chasing my tail (i actually catch it, unlike some other hacks i see out there) this usually works, i have met many new friends this way. if i'm out and about, i sometimes have other ways of meeting people. i am an amazing jumper. did you know i can jump nearly three times my own height?! it's pretty amazing really.recently, i got a new little brother. man, what a pain in the ass he is. he's constantly stealing attention away from me with those pathetic little faces he makes. he also takes my toys and destoys them! how dare he. i'm puma the dog for christs sake! doesn't he know! last week, when we were riding in the car he got carsick and vomitted all over me! it was so disgusting! don't tell anyone, but sometimes i hump him, just to show him whose's boss.i'm really a complex beast. i speak english pretty well, as you can see. i love to party. i'm the life of the party everywhere i go. i don't drink and smoke like you guys do. i have my own ways of getting my kicks: crowds of people, rocks, balloons, flashlights or laser pointers, windshield wipers, shadows (even my own) alluminum foil (you don't want to know), trees, snow, piles of leaves, waves, balls, vacuum cleaners, hoses or faucets, any kind of guy stuff like electonics, tools, fixin' stuff, and anything mechanical. when i see these things, I chase 'em, jump at 'em, lick 'em or chew 'em.