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El Chingon/The Future Favorite Chef of America

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About Me

I'm 6'0 235lbs Black hair Hazel eyes that change color. I was raised to be a classic gentleman to the acts of chivalry, drinking martinis, tying bow-ties and all. I am currently attending The Culinary Institute of America in studying to be a Chef. I enjoy Tennis, Swimming, Reading Books, Partying until all hours of the night, and just goofing around. I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain (any female, email me if you get it).

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My Interests


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Music:

The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton (including The Yardbirds, Cream, Blind Faith and solo stuff), The Doors, The Kinks, The Troggs, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, Deep Purple, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, U2, KISS, Pearl Jam, Jet, White Stripes, The Strokes, The Vines, The Ramones, The Temptations, Smokey Robinson & The Miracles, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Elton John, Billy Joel, Chingon, Marvin Gaye, Barry White, Charles Wright and the Watts 103rd St. Rhythm Band , Lionel Ritchie, Elvis Presley, The Beach Boys, Curtis Mayfield, Otis Redding, Sam & Dave, Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash & the Furious 5, Run DMC, Death To Disco!!!!

Movies:

The 007 series, Star Wars, Top Gun, American Graffiti, The National Lampoon's Movies (Animal House is the best), Caddyshack, Stripes, Shoalin Soccer, It's a Mad, Mad,Mad, Mad World, To Catch a Thief, Casablanca, The Great Escape, Scarface, The GodFather Series, Airplane!, M.A.S.H., Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, The Magnificent 7, The Dirty Dozen, Abbott & Costello, The Three Stooges, The Marx Bros., The Dirty Harry Movies, The Monty Python Movies, The Story of El Mariachi. But, The Good Bad Movie Lifetime Achievement Award Inaugural Winner: Sylvester Stallone Stallone has made such a career out of utterly watchable crap that choosing just one seems unfair. The cumulative effects of Cobra, Tango & Cash, Over the Top, and, of course, Lock Up have pretty much been keeping cable TV alive all this time. Let's run 'em down... Cobra: If you say you change the channel when this is on, you are a liar; Tango & Cash: Stallone and Kurt Russell? That's like asking, "Do you want beer and hot wings?"; Over the Top: Because truckers needed their own Rocky Balboa; Lock Up: For those who thought Cool Hand Luke was too prissy. Sly, take a bow.

Television:

Two & a Half Men, Cheers, Hogan's Heroes, Speed Racer, SuperFriends, The Justice League, Spider-Man, Seinfeld, Chappelle's Show, The A-Team, G.I. Joe, Wild Wild West, Scrubs

Books:

Ernest Hemingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King, J.D. Salinger, H.G. Wells, Robert Louis Stevenson, Gustave Flaubert, John Steinbeck, Emily Bronte, D.H. Lawrence, William Shakespeare, Ian Fleming, Dante Alighieri, Homer, Sophocles

Heroes:

Ambiguo Boys

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Ponderisms

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.I had amnesia once -- maybe twice.I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart.All I ask is a chance to prove money can'...
Posted by El Chingon/The Future Favorite Chef of America on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

The Talmud teaches.......

This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time.It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears....
Posted by El Chingon/The Future Favorite Chef of America on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

The Perfect Mate Contract

This was actually devised by some dude in the midwest and if you take this seriously than erase me from your friends list, you obviously don't know me: HYGIENE AND SELF CARE-- Please initial here ____...
Posted by El Chingon/The Future Favorite Chef of America on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:16:00 PST

Sage Advice!!!

There once ruled a powerful King and a very beautiful Queen. The King's Dragon Master lusted for the Queen in his heart and desired her very much. He spoke of his desire to the King's Physician one da...
Posted by El Chingon/The Future Favorite Chef of America on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST

The Code of The Real Man (Chapter 1)

Rule #1: Thou shalt not rent Chocolat.Rule #2: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Rule #3 (The Sergeant Schultz Rule): When querie...
Posted by El Chingon/The Future Favorite Chef of America on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

The Code of The Real Man (Chapter 2)

Rule #52: No guy shall attempt to pick his own nickname. If a friend suddenly starts demanding to be called Diesel, it's your duty to saddle him with a handle like Wee-Bit or Sheet Stain.Rule #53: Nev...
Posted by El Chingon/The Future Favorite Chef of America on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST

Who Killed the Electric Car

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/whokilledtheelectriccar/
Posted by El Chingon/The Future Favorite Chef of America on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:33:00 PST