Uncle Phil

I studied at Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech and soon became an up and coming lawyer in Bel Air, swiftly moving up to judge which is how many people know me as. I am married to a beautiful wife, even though she looks a bit different to the one I originally married. I have 4 lovely kids, Hillary, Ashley, Nicky & Carlton (in descending height order). Will moved in with us out of no choice of mine, as far as I'm concerned he's a bastard and eats too much for my liking. Here are some of my most famous lines:(1)Phillip Banks: Geoffrey, bring me my tools. Geoffrey: Do you mean your knife and fork, sir? (2)Phillip Banks: You're grounded for 10 years. Ashley Banks: What? But that's not fair. Phillip Banks: Tell it to the judge... Oh yeah. That's me. Ashley Banks: It's still not fair. The Menendez brothers are going to be free before I am. Philip Banks: That's because the Menendez Brothers got home on time!(3)Jazz: I'm starvin'. When do we eat here? Phillip Banks: WE eat here later, YOU eat here never. Jazz: [Looking Phillip up and down] Looks like you eat HERE often. (4)Phillip Banks: I smell cheap cologne and fried chicken. Jazz: I resent that! (5)"Will you're grounded!! (6)"You have to realize, Will, sometimes Parents just don't understand".