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Hell Monkey

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Things that make me happy: listening to Johnny Cash and Jimmy Buffet; rock climbing; BJJ; drinking margaritas, beer, coffee or tea with friends; cuddling on the couch and watching movies with a loved one; long hot showers; sleeping in; getting up early and making pancakes; going to the beach, mountains or woods; dogs and cats; hugs and kisses for no reason; stopping and smelling the flowers on a sunny day; mowing the lawn; getting caught in the rain; being sore after a hard days work; doing good deeds for others and expecting nothing in return; honesty, even if it hurts; remembering something that I said and thinking that it is important even if most other people don't; honor, courage, commitment; loyalty; unselfishness; putting other peoples needs first; children playing; camping, fishing and hiking; Frisbee; skiing; practical jokes; and doing something despite being afraid of it cause that is bravery; being a Marine for life and one women.Favorite foods: Pizza from the Italian Villa, picania, sushi and a big fat juicy steakPlaces that mean something to me: The feast, QP track, NA county park, Italian Villa, Mollys, Starbucks, Cheesequake park, all my secret fishing spots.Things that piss me off more then anything: laziness: dishonesty; smoking, unless you are actually on fire; wasting other peoples time especially if its mine; selfishness; unreliable people; fake people; complainers; forwarded emails cause your too lazy to write a quick note saying hello.
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My Interests

"Whatever is right. You ought to do something great...I mean, all of us together. What, you ask? I don't know. Thats what we ought to find out. Not just business and earning a living. Things like winning battles, or saving people out of fires, or climbing mountains. The minister said last Sunday that we must always reach for the best within us. What do you suppose is the best within us? I don't know. We'll have to find out."-DagneyChallenge yourself every day. Do something that scares you and conquer your fear, thats living.

I'd like to meet:

I'm a friendly guy, feel free to say hi. Holy Crap that was gay but it rhymed. Aside from my rhyming I like people who are into athletics and outdoor activities but there is absolutely noting wrong with staying in a watching a movie. If you are into exploring new things, confident in yourself, reliable and dependable, don't do drugs then I'd probably like you. If you are Italian then you could be in the running for my second best friend. Sorry but the top spot is already taken by someone else and she knows who she is.

Movies:

Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Hellboy, Starship Troopers, Super Troopers, Gladiator, Office Space, The Big Lebowski and the greatest love story ever told The Princess Bride.

Books:

Dan Brown kicks ass. Thank God I got hooked on Phonics. Currently reading Atlas Shrugged.

Heroes:

My DAD and Captain America. Who knows, maybe Dad is Captain America. And all those who serve in the military. Semper Fi

My Blog

300 Sparta Mix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy2uFM5UUQU ...
Posted by Hell Monkey on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:38:00 PST

Slap for Sparta!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxkZrSpWzno ...
Posted by Hell Monkey on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:37:00 PST

Something to think about

Just keep this in mind the next time you want to make a donut shop joke or wonder where the cops are as another driver does something you don't like.  You wonder why he pulled you over and gav...
Posted by Hell Monkey on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:14:00 PST

Boondock Saints

The Family Prayer "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee A...
Posted by Hell Monkey on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:34:00 PST

Santa’s Prayer

Santa's Prayer onChristmas Eve By Warren D. Jennings The sleigh was all packed, the reindeer were fed,But Santa still knelt by the side of the bed. "Dear Father," he prayed "Be with me tonight.Ther...
Posted by Hell Monkey on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:14:00 PST

The Marine Corps Prayer

The Marine Corps Prayer Almighty Father, whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against...
Posted by Hell Monkey on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:56:00 PST

Honor never grows old

On Sheep, Wolves and Sheepdogs(From the book, On Combat, by Lt. Col. Dave Grossman) ..> "Honor never grows old, and honor rejoices the heart of age. It does so because honor is, finally, about defe...
Posted by Hell Monkey on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:24:00 PST

Learn today, lead tommorrow, pride is forever

Speech to 3rd Army, 6th Armored Division, England General George S. Patton Jr.May 31, 1944 "If I do my full duty, the rest will take care of itself." General George S. Patton Jr. (1885-1945) Now...
Posted by Hell Monkey on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:49:00 PST

No Fear

OUR DEEPEST FEAR IS NOT THAT WE ARE INADEQUATE...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   OUR DEEPEST FEAR IS THAT WE ARE POWERFUL BEYONE MEASURE. IT IS OUR LIGHT...
Posted by Hell Monkey on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

Creed

CREED... "And I sought a man among them who should build up the wall and stand in the gap before Me for the land, that I should not destroy it, but I found none." (Ezek. 22:30 Amplified)The Warrior (A...
Posted by Hell Monkey on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST