Well..I'm about 400 years old and bearing up well. One or two aches and pains, but its to be expected I suppose...My name is Samantha, but you can call me anything you like....There was a time I would've used the medium of 'Myspace' to get all philosophical and show everyone how intelligent I am. I say Fuck That nowadays...I just want to make friends and have a bloody good laugh at you lot. I have many varied interests including alcohol and Archery (but never at the same time...can you imagine the consequences...?)..used to be a Ballerina back in the days when I had no boobs and was built like an anorexic stick insect. (NOOOO...I'm not the least bit upset at the whole middle aged spread thing...), done acting, singing..still doing the singing actually...been down the slippery slope of depression and crawled right back up and been there ever since. Was once British Ladies Karate Champion.umm...1986 I think..so I've been keeping busy..
I am a complete extrovert and will be one of those Grandma's that swears and farts and deliberately shits her pants at family gatherings. They will call me 'spirited' or 'sprightly' or something. I am a practising Witch and I believe in Faeries. Been doing this for the past 15 years or so and realised I'd been doing it all my life...except when I was 6 and did something unspeakably nasty to a Fly, for which I can NEVER forgive myself. I like a drink. Probably a result of the Fly episode. Some of my dear friends may cite this as a massive understatement and I would not contest this. However I am not a drunk. Not yet anyway. I am a professional singer with a fabulous band called 'Soul Path'. I am the Chinese Zodiac sign of GOAT..which makes me much more gentle than my Leo sign might suggest....so I'm only moderately egotistical and self centred, instead of totally...
I am hopelessy in love with Roj Wallace...wish I'd met him years ago, but alas, twas not to be. So instead am making up for lost time in ways that would defy logic and imagination..and puts my back out a lot...
I have3 Rats, 3 ferrets and a Shar-Pei...and some children. They are all lovely.
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