Poppin' and Lockin', Movin and Groovin', Breakin' and Body Slammin', Metal Grinding, woodwork,ceramics, Leather'n'Lace, slow jams, Feelin' the heat on the streets, Hotness, Soft Rockness, Totnes, Black leather, The wind in my hair, New-age Native Americana such as dreamcatchers (they really work!), Harleys, Ferraris,Nightclubs with inexplicable sections of link fencing inside, Smokin' Spittin', hard drinkin', bein' a bad boy for life, bedroom jazz, and learning the Euphonium (grade 4 now and counting!). oh yeh- and I love to laugh. I can spend hours, just laughing and laughing. Sometimes I don't even know what I 'm laughing at- it's great! Other times I have feelings I don't understand, but they soon go once I'm dancing again!
I'd like to meet:
THE HALL OF ROD'S;Rod Hull, Rod Serling, Rod Steigers, Rod Stewart, Rod- errr- that's it I think. What about a hall of Jed's? Jed Clampett. Hall of Dustin's?
Music:
Lionel Richie, The Cramps, The Pink Dots, Buzzcocks,The Fall, Air, Goldfrapp,Joy Division,The Birthday Party, Tom Waits, Pantera, Beck, Fats Waller, Public Enemy, Gene Vincent, Jerry Lee Lewis, Gogol Bordello, Pulp, MJ, T-Rex, Happy Mondays, The White Stripes, The Specials,Kraftwerk, Digital Underground, Little Richard, King Kurt, Prince, The Stooges, Velvet Underground, Missy Elliot, The Grumbleweeds, Inxs, Dean Martin, Earth Wind and Fire, Adam and The Ants
Movies:
AngelHeart, Anchorman, Something Wild, The Jerk, Lost Highway, Barb Wire, Kingpin, The Piano Teacher, Big Night, The Vikings, King Kong, Midnight Cowboy, Scorpio Rising, Samson & Delilah, Gilda, Time of the Gypsys, Barbarella, Grease, The Blues Bros, Mystery Train, Kentucky Fried Movie, Pink Flamingoes, Nacho Libre, The Bed-Sitting Room, Mona Lisa, The Man Who Could Work Miracles, Barbarella, The Elephant Man, Holy Smoke, Excalibur, Down by Law, The Big Lebowski, All That jazz, Xanadu, Flash Gordon, Big Trouble in Little China, The Last Dragon, Goodfellas, Into the Heart, The Centre of The World, My New Gun, Anything french where they don't explain what's going on, then the characters spiral into some kind of destructive sexual realtionship, which breaks down, then finds reconciliation after a suicide attempt, and ends with the couple dying in a high speed car crash whilst attempting to have sex and drive at the same time. etc etc etc
Television:
F**k That! You can see me LIVE at such places as:
Whoopee, Hip Hip, The Magic Lantern Club, Lost Society, The Big Chill, The Good, The Bad, The Queen UK Tour '07, Ooh La La, Lucha Brittannia, Art Car Boot Fair '04/06, The V&A Theatre Museum, Future Cinema, 291 Gallery,Euro-Cultured Festival '05/06, The Secret Garden Parties '05/06, The Secret Tea Parties, Reading and Leeds Carling Festival '06, Flux Mag Fashion Week Parties '05/06, Streets Of Brighton Festival '02, and a town near you soon------
Books:
sadly I never learnt to read (I write this through a voice recognition program), but when I look this good who the heck cares!?
Heroes:
Fats Waller, Bob Fosse, Alison Goldfrapp,Basil Rathbone, Andy Kaufman, Marc Bolan, Carmen Miranda, David Bowie, Michael Flatley, Jerry Dammers, Chris Burden, George Orwell, Paul Auster, Humphrey Bogart, Jimmy Cagney, Kenny Everret, Ingres, Stanhope Forbes, Gene Kelly,Barry Humphries, Lou Reed, Hot Gossip, Jim Jarmusch, Michael Haneke, Jenny Holzer, John Currin, Paul Mcarthy, Richard Long, Eric Fischl, Edward Burra, Dusty Springfield, Martin Scorsese, Leonard Rossiter, Grace Jones, Emu, Joan Rivers, Jonathan Richman, Missy Elliot, Chuck D, Biggie Smalls, Alan Partridge, Lionel Blair,Tex Avery, Tommy Cooper, Max Miller, Steve Martin,Paris Hilton, Jim Carrey, Frank Miller, Frank Carson, Alan Moore, Frank Bruno, Paul Danan, Bruce Lee,Russ Abbot, LLCoolJ, Bobby Brown, Jeff Koons, Li Wei, Kenneth Anger, Paul Mccarthy, Russ Abbot again, Eddie Murphy, Tommy Steele, Gene Vincent, Kenny G, Keith Harris, Clit Eastwood, Snake Ruskin, and Rocky Balboa!
