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Agent Lynch Interview from aspenbrit on Vimeo . Please let me introduce Agent Lynch, a 1960s Burlesque vixen with a licence to thrill! After starting her career in MI6 she is infiltrating the criminal system via London's underworld.... (Shh don't tell anyone!) This Special Agent is a modern day Bond Girl! Think Diana Rigg! Think Jane Fonda! Agent Lynch is now working undercover at venues such as Volupte Lounge, Bethnal Green Working Men's Club and Soho Revue Bar. She also performed at the London Burlesque Festival 2007 where 'Time Out described her tantalising spacesuit strip tease as 'sending jaws to the floor!' and received rave reviews from The London Paper.  She has also shaked and shimmied her way through the Edinburgh Festival at the wonderful Reggie Watt's Late Night Live. Lynch has also strutted her stuff for Boodles Diamonds and Austique fashion show and other coporate parties and events. This girl is so smokin’ hot she may just self destruct!
See Agent Lynch cause a bar fight with her dancing in the new Elbow promo 'Grounds for Divorce'.
Her acts include:
'Barbarella'(See video opposite) 2001 Space Odyssey classic music rumbles as fully space suited Agent Lynch moonwalks across the stage dressed as our favourite space heroine ‘Barbarella’. Agent Lynch to triumphantly plants the British flag on the moon! (we Brits should have got there first!) Then our space vixen reveals a sparking silver costume underneath. Prepare to be taken to intergalactic heights with flashes of sparking moon dust and silver space boots galore!
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Agent Eve Christmas: Agent Lynch disguised in a huge present slowly,tantalisingly unwraps herself to 'Baby its cold outside'. Revealing a cute red a white Russian Bond girl outfit complete with furry hat. But this Christmas Agent ain't so sweet queue John Barry's 'Bond is back' and the adventure begins. This girl has a licence to thrill!
'Avengers': Agent Lynch enters to the classic Avengers theme and conjures a blooming rose from a flame. Gasp! While performing bowler hat tricks Agent Lynch conjures a silver walking cane from thin air. Phew it’s hard work being in MI6! After a little twirling and teasing the real fun begins as she strip teases to 'The Kinks, All of the Day and All of the Night' revealing what lies beneath her Emma Peel catsuit.....ow!
'2 Hearts': Agent Lynch's most classic Burlesque Act, captivating the Audience with a beautiful white fan dance and pearl adorned costume to the haunting 'Lujon' by Mancini. Then the sultry beats of Kylie's smash hit '2 hearts' hit as Agent Lynch kicks off her strip tease with a bang!
'I Dream of Jeannie': Our favourite agent of disguise appears veiled and mysterious in a dazzling emerald Genie suit to the 60s theme tune performing a glamorous dance with her Arabian scarfs. She then raises the temperature to a 60s lounge version of 'Fever' discarding her genie suit reveal her classic showgirl costume beneath- but will she remove her veil to reveal her true identity? You will have to wait and see!
'Serge Gainsbourgs Girl': Strutting along in a luxurious fur coat and Bond girl style furry hat Agent Lynch acts the french coquette to a the 60s tastic 'Black Queens Beads' by Bob Crewe and Charles Fox. Then to the sultry 'Intoxicated Man' by the legendary Serge Gainsbourg Agent Lynch does a classic pin up style tease even firing a garter off her heel! Outrageous!
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'Bad Bond Girl': With 'The Archies, Candy Girl' playing Agent Lynch may look innocent in her pretty blue dress and blonde locks but in disguise hands out sweets to the audience just as if butter would not melt. But something tells me this Goldilocks has secret. Dramatically the music changes to John Barry's classic 'From Russia with Love', Agent Lynch pulls a gun from her garter and fires at her enemy! BANG! BANG! Blowing her smoking pistol with a cheeky wink she removes her blonde wig and dress to reveal a beautiful pink corset and stocking and begins her seduction of her 'Mr Bond'.
'Susicious Minds' Agent Lynch enters in full Priscilla Presley wedding mode, with a flowing gown and veil she pulls a man from the audience transforming him into Elvis with Tux jacket, quiff wig and glasses. She throws confetti, filled with the joys of spring as 'The Dixie Cups: Chapel of Love' plays. But then disaster strikes she finds a pair of red panties in Elvis’s pocket! He is cheating on her! As revenge 'Priscilla' performs a saucy strip tease to her husbands 'Suspicious Minds' sending the audience into a frenzy. Hot enough to make The King turn in his grave!
Agent Lynch can also put together an act tailored to your event on request.
If you are interested in Booking Agent Lynch for a club night or event please contact her through Myspace or email her at [email protected] or see www.agentlynch.com for further contact details. She will get back to as soon as she can (secret mission allowing)
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