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Simon aka Hitman Hearn

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About Me

shy, underpants wearing individual DJ, who cruses the scene. Armed only with a box old classic vinyl and added by a team of 4 sexy too kool for skool lady DJ companions. I am a shy fellow, when not fulled by G&T, I like to relax into the safe world of championship arm wrestling.
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My Interests

Liking this dog,Sighing,Sausages,Crushes,Gilbert and George,Burlesque,kissing,Squirrels,WWII Battleships, Car Boot Fairs,Tottenham Hotspur FC,Making Faces,Seaitonaries,Buying girls flowers,Liquorice,Underpants Wearing,Dreaming,Romance, Music,Ridiculous Clothes,Being Stupid,Being Kind,Mucking About Olympic Gold Medal Standard,Hating Hippies,Girls in Hi-Heels,Listening to the rain when you're in a tent,Only liking the green coloured sweeties,Hopeless believer in lost causes,Liking the number 8,Good looking Nuns,Looking English,Wanting to be like Albert Steptoe when I'm old, Watching B-52 bombers,Wanting to meet this girl

I'd like to meet:

People who know the score, knowing about "stuff" is ultra important, I like cool nerdy types, who talk the talk, always judge someone by their shoes!!!!!!. Not into loud-mouth know it all Johnny come lateys!!!! Would love to meet Alex Delarge!!!
Joe Strummer... you've been through the cleansing
fire of punk, only to pick up a few venerial
diseases along the way. You're more of an
optimist when it comes to fucked-up genius.
But you can write wicked-deadly riffs and lycs.

Take the quiz:
what 77' punk band are you?

Angelic Upstarts
you are an upstart! you are the angelic upstarts. you are the worker. you hate cops. you will set the tone for social movement in punk lyrics.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Television:

The Flashing Blade,The Sweeney,Captain Scarlet,Our Friends In The North,The Banana Splits,The Avengers,The Young Ones,Jim'll Fix It,Brass Eye,Batman,Question Time,Steptoe And Son,Jason King,The Long Firm,Little Britain

Books:

John King,Sven Hassel,Gordon Burn,Jake Arnott,John-Paul Flintoff - Comp,Irvine Welsh - Filth,David Peace - 1974,Johnny Green - A Riot Of Our Own,Howard Baker - Sawdust Caesar,Ted Lewis - Get Carter,Ian Hunter - Diary Of A Rock 'N' Roll Star,Lisa B. Falour - I Was For Sale

Heroes:

Norman Wisdom, Joe Strummer, Posion Ivy, This Nun

My Blog

Dealing with the British public

Today has been a very odd day indeed,I went to Hampton (West London) with Fancy Chance to a costume sale. It was a strange place full of odd & I mean odd things. You wanna be Henry the 8th or a spacem...
Posted by Simon aka Hitman Hearn on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST

Computer World

Greetings beat boppers; I am sitting down in front of my eMac for the first time in 7 days. I had a problem with its CD/DVD writer/burner.I like to think of myself as quite well balanced, but I how kn...
Posted by Simon aka Hitman Hearn on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:57:00 PST

I like truckin', I like truckin', I like truckin' & I like to truck

This week I have been driving a large blue Ford Transit van delivering & picking up parts for British Rail trains. The trip started so well, but I found that the cigarette lighter didnt work (I dont s...
Posted by Simon aka Hitman Hearn on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:21:00 PST

Destination Manchester

Oh, the world we live in.I have just returned from Mannnnnnchester, where I was DJ-ing & performing at the Euroculture festival. We travelled up by National Express that was not as bad as I was expect...
Posted by Simon aka Hitman Hearn on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:13:00 PST

Roll on 2006

Sometimes, there are just no answers. Why can life just be so grey, why do I keep banging my head against the wall. You know you want to stop but its familiar so it becomes comforting too. This yea...
Posted by Simon aka Hitman Hearn on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 08:34:00 PST