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Jonathan

I'm A Comedian

About Me

A Standup comic and Just A Man looking for a good woman to have and too hold to cherish honor and respect and...yeah whateva t A Href='/myspace/index.htm'

My Interests

Myself ah Myself with many women at the same time,Sports,Poetry,Music,Books ,Entertaining,and I feel like I'm neglecting two did I mention Myself and women."

I'd like to meet:

Malcolm X,Muhammad Ali,Frank Sinatra,Sammy Davis jr,Jerry Lewis,Richard Pryor,Shakespeare,Eddie Murphy,Dean Martin,Micheal Jackson,and regular people

Music:

My Standup Clip

Movies:

The Godfather 1 and 2, StarWars 1-6,Malcolm X,He Got Game,Great Expectations The Wiz,Richard Pryor Live In Long Beach,Eddie Murphy's Movies,Breaking and Breaking 2 Electric Boogalo, Mystic River,Scent Of A Woman,Scarface,All the Rocky movies,The Jerk,The Man With Two Brains,Dirty Rotten Scoundrels,SuperMan movies,Boomerang,Which Way Is Up,The Nutty Professor both versions,Anchorman,Hollywood Shuffle,Crash,Ray,Waiting...,Bamboozled,Let's Do It Again,Big Fish,Walk The LIne,The Last Dragon,Wedding Crashers anything with Vince Vaughn,Mo Money,I'm Gonna Git You Sucka,Scary Movie,The Ladies Man,Dr.Stranglove,The Great White Hype,The Never Ending Story,4 Brothers,Superfly,Undercover Brother,Bill Cosby Himself.Chris Rock Bring The Pain,Bigger and Blacker,Never Scared,All Bruce Lee movies,Slow Burn,How High,I think I Love My Wife,Purple Rain,Three Amigos,Fear Of A Black Hat.Mr. and Mrs.Smith,HotRod

Television:

The Wayans Bros Show,In Living Color,The Family Guy,Seinfeld,Married With Children,The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air,The Office,The Jaimee Foxx Show,Martin,The Daily Show with Jon Stewart It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia,Entourage.

Books:

Frank Sinatra Biography,Sammy Davis jr's Yes I Can,The Godfather,Omerta.Mostly Biographies but I do like the occasional Fiction.

Heroes:

Malcolm X,Muhammad Ali,Frank Sinatra,Sammy Davis jr.,Jerry Lewis,Richard Pryor,Bruce Lee,Dean Martin,Eddie Murphy,Micheal Jackson...

My Blog

For All My Groupies

What's good yall I wanted to respond to all the emails and what not,I am a comic and will soon get a comedy myspace and have not put a tape on this page because I don't have one yet,I haven't recorded...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST

My Masturbation Joke Which I'm Sure By Now Has Been Stolen

Do any of yall have a friend or relative that masturbates way too much,you know a chronic masturbator...Well I have a cousin who does it so much that when he's finished his dick will sneak away and ca...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:10:00 PST