Jay's schedule is always subject to change:
SUNDAYS = banana joe's IM JAY SMITH, BIATCH!
TUESDAYS = banana joe's LIPSTICK TUESDAYS
WEDNESDAYS = OPEN MIC COMEDY & KAREOKE NIGHT! @ banana joe's
I'd like to meet:
THANKS TO THE MODESTO BEE FOR THEIR DEEP TISSUE CRITIQUE ON MY PERFORMANCE AT THE Modesto Area Music Awards (MAMAs):
"...novelty rapper Jay Smith...channeling his inner Blues Brother, gave the evening's most raunchy, slurry performance. Smith turned REO Speedwagon's "Keep on Loving You" into "Keep on Humpin' You" and serenaded -- if you could call it that -- the female trophy presenter with accompanying hip thrusts. Way to class up the joint, buddy."
-By MARIJKE ROWLAND
[email protected]
"i was thinking that i shouldnt go ANYWHERE wit u.....Im afraid i might come back hungover, married ..and a tattoo "JAY SMITH BITCh " on my ass...no bueno."
-Kate Kustoms
MODESTO FAMOUS SAYS:
"Jay Smith seems to be a big target this year. He is an artist. He put on a show. You did not have to stay in your seat and watch. Again you had options. You could have used that time to visit the restroom or get a snack. What really makes Modesto look bad are comments like fat hack. Really does his weight have any bearing on his ability to perform?"
-Mary Rose
"...Madness indeed...
I was staring at my keys the whole time the night of the MAMAs, because I couldn't hear my piano. but then I saw this picture of Jay and that girl..."
-Aaron Durr
"You said in Jay's act he goes to far. That is his act. I happen to think that he is really good at it. You also said that he occasionally draws a crowd. He works some of the slowest nights at bars in Modesto and still pulls people. I happen to know that you also think that Jay is funny. And I think that if the genral public has something to say they should grow some balls and say it."
-Adam G.
"Jay I apologize to you.. when I discribed you after your act because I could not remember your name I should have never used personally hurtful words. I spent most of my life being made fun of and shunned due to how I looked not who I was. I am ashamed of myslef for lowering myself to that. I grew up a very large person and only recently in the last few years lost a great deal of weight and I had no right to use those kind of words in the way that I did. I should be ther FIRST one to know better than that. Please everyone can we just stop this madness?"
-Stephanie the fat chick
"And the MAMA Award for making Modesto Famous a relevant website again, goes to Jay Smith, Genius.
(You can make a portion of your ad revenue checks out to Jay Smith, Genius.)"-Roem Baur
"U SHOULD HAVE MORE CLASS AND RESPECT TOWARDS ME.. IM A CHRISTIAN.. IS DAT HOW U PROMOTE PARTIESSSSSS????????? BY CURSING?I REBUKE U FROM EVER COMING TO MY PAGE AGAIN SATAN U R BLOCKED..."
- SOME REALLY EDUCATED LADY ON MYSPACE.COM
what the pros think:
uncle kracker:
"i've never been picked on in such a fun way...you[jay smith] were great!"
the blowfish[without hootie]:
"it's really loud in here..."
that guy that has the band from 'sex in the city':
"he's way too loud..."
will smith:
"who?"
tell your local bartender you want jay smith!
other area special event shows:
notte-san fransisco, ca : TBA
tower park-terminous delta, ca : APRIL 12
club 151-redding,ca : TBA
........................the photo above by: robert j. nelson - nov 10th 2007
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buy unique gifts at Zazzle THE 3rd ROEM & JAY SHOW!
but the first roast ever... MONDAY MAY 12TH @ THE FAT CAT!
doors@6pm/show@7pm
hosted by:
JASON RESLER
Chris Techerra
&
SHANE MURPHY
click the pic and get your official shirt in time for the show!
Music:
TEXT 358722 TO 69937 to get the OFFICIAL RINGTONE of -"ARE U SERIOUS?" by JIGGY feat. JAY SMITH & CHEPO
THE SONGS ARE ALL PRODUCED BY JIGGY SO YOU KNOW THEYRE TIGHT!
Movies:
THE JAY SMITH CHRISTMAS MOVIE : MAKING OF WINTERFRESH
out and available- contact www.partymodesto.com for details
Television:
goto: YOUTUBE.com/JAYSMITH
Books:
WELCOME BACK BIG MATT of TEAM SMASH @ the door sundays at banana joe's every weekend...come party
DRINK LAUGH AND DANCE EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT!"Sued? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It sounds like since you did not see the performance you should NOT have an opinion of it. A few pictures do not let you understand it was a joke.Your sources need to put on their big boy/girl pants and deal with this maturally. Hiding behind your blog is not very mature. One would think people would becareful throwing around this topic. Ever heard of defamation of character? There are so many entertainers that make jokes you may not like, Andrew Dice Clay, late night tv hosts, comedians, etc. Jay Smith put on a show no one was forced to watch. Many people enjoyed the show.
(this poster is hella sick!)
He didn't do anything that other artists have not done. It was a joke and people need to let it go. If anything you could say Jay stole the show with all this publicity. What is this world coming to? Suing people for a comedy piece? Are we going to start suing people for boring the crap out of audience also?"Submitted by Mary Rose on Sat, 2007-10-20 11:13 at MODESTOFAMOUS.com
die young, leave a beautiful corpse...
im going to be booking out of the area shows- if any of my MUSICIAN FRIENDS want to get involved...id love to have you. check out my pages and see whats in store...
www.myspace.com/fsh
www.myspace.com/cobrafangband
www.myspace.com/cobrafangith
www.myspace.com/fgpresentsthanks to everyone once again for your support...
jones: you rock brotha!
taylor:youre a bish!
jeff: hugs and kisses
dan:its ooooon!!!
aaron: i looked like akon? really?
lin: publiccity is so fun
mojo:just quit it.
steph:i accept your sorry-ness, but your still on my radar- fun for me, bad for you.
moonshine bandits: thanks for lettin me hang.
ricci:thank you for all the opportunity.
murphy: where are you bro?
hippie dave: thanks for your support
...see you at the bean.good times had at all the shows
Heroes:
reanne, my daughter(La),chris ricci, jiggy, dj chopstiqs, ron jeremy,jason resler,banana rich,chris techeirra,shane murphy, larry "bubbles" brown,phantom mike,tower park trish, mohawkish, kevin young, bobby hart of NAW WRESTLING, ross dickerson, chris murphy, mick lovin, ruben, tury,jack jones, neil carlburg, justin cox, shan b., chachi & brian "Brrr" heitz, j.slie of studiogang, slop opera's ross rock, dj bean, and adamantium, team cobrafang (aaron durr, jeff bonilla, danny shreiber)
